Because of Parkinson's...

[Qonfused]

Michael J. Fox doesn't need a rumble pack for Starfox64. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox can't play first person shooters. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox always gets the last drop of A1 steak sauce. Because of Parkinson's.

All of Michael J Fox's sodas are flat. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox can't use a Nintendo Wii. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox can't play Jenga. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox's bathtub is his Jacuzzi. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox can never play Operation. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox only cooks scrambled eggs. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox doesn't need to towel off when he gets out of the shower. Because of Parkinson's.

When Michael J. Fox walks on carpet, he can generate up to 1.21 jiggawatts of static electricity. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox doesn't care that SIXAXIS doesn't have rumble. Because of Parkinson's.

Michael J. Fox can vibrate through solid matter. Because of Parkinson's.

- - -

I love Mr. Fox as an actor, but I find these hilarious.

Going to hell, aren't I?

 

[Shamrock]

*snip*

I love Michael J. Fox. I thought those were funny, but since they are about him, you sicken me..

I knew one about Back to the Future was going to come. Psychic... I know.


Going to hell? You are damn right.

 

[Geogaddi]

 

[tehsolace]

Surprisingly, none of those were funny.

 

[63]

You're sick.

 

[Qonfused]

:|

 

[15357]

The hell?

 

[Doppelgofer]

i lolzored. still nasty though

 

[Bad^Hat]

Why do I get the feeling there's a special place being reserved in hell for all /b/tards?

But yes, I lol'd

 

[Unfocused]

I admit I laughed at the jacuzzi and scrambled eggs ones, but still, I wouldn't have posted that. :|

 

[Pulse]

Epic fail thread.

*sage*

 

[Zephos]

I lol'd at the 1.21 Gigawatts one, and feel guilty for doing so D:

 

[Krynn72]

I lol'd

He has a lot of money, so I dont care.

 

[rollermine]

there horrible,would it be funny if you or somebody in your family had parkinsons?

 

[The Monkey]

 

[StardogChampion]

That's racialist.

 

[Ome_Vince]

i didn't find any of them funny.

 

[Darkside55]

So you think it's funny to make fun of people with Parkinson's?! Well let me tell you I don't think it's funny at all and you should be ashamkjkl;'wa sf,szfsefwetfnmr akljsefvfmnff ef'rr9w342klft g;sgy

 

[Sparta]

Having known people with Parkinsons, its not funny. And yes you are going to hell, where you'll be mingling with the people who made shitty jokes about Christopher Reeves as well.

And 4chan sucks.

 

[Que-Ever]

Sparta's avatar can't type properly.

Because of parkinsons.

 

[Bad^Hat]

You win and fail simultaneously for making me choke on pizza.

Darkside and Que-ever almost got me again in the same mouthful :x

 

[<RJMC>]

parkinson is serious

imaginate not being able to do somehting as simple as writing

 

[Darkside55]

Having known people with Parkinsons, its not funny. And yes you are going to hell, where you'll be mingling with the people who made shitty jokes about Christopher Reeves as well.

Aw, get off your high horse.

hurr

 

[Que-Ever]

parkinson is serious

imaginate not being able to do somehting as simple as writing

But... Michael J. Fox can't imaginate. Because of parkinsons.

 

[<RJMC>]

whats next?

tommy cant hav a haircut..because of brain cancer?
jimmy cant **** his girlfriend..because of aids?
tony cant go to school..because of down sindrome?

 

[Darkside55]

jimmy cant **** his girlfriend..because of aids?

No, he can. But he can't go in any more pools.

 

[Evo]

:O

 

[Que-Ever]

whats next?

tommy cant hav a haircut..because of brain cancer?
jimmy cant **** his girlfriend..because of aids?
tony cant go to school..because of down sindrome?

I know you were trying to be serious, but I still lol'd. I'm sorry :/

 

[Remus]

I LOLd at all your comments . And for the record I don't believe in hell so...

 

[ríomhaire]

I lol'd at the jigawatts, I'm going to hell.

 

[lePobz]

None of those are even slightly funny, and you shouldn't mock people with disorders.

I'm sure M.J.Fox's wife is really satisfied at night, because of parkinsons.

 

[kirovman]

I was just saying the other week, what would it be like if Parkinson had Parkinson's?

 

[Gunner]

Lighten up ffs.

 

[joule]

This thread fails, because of Parkinson's.

 

[Stigmata]

These always get me, I lol'd so ****ing hard

 

[JNightshade]

I can't stop laughing. Because of Parkinson's jokes.

 

[jondy]

These always get me, I lol'd so ****ing hard

You are in a good mood today.



















because of parkinsons

 

[Stigmata]

Michael J. Fox is a hand-talker. Because of Parkinson's.

The touch screen on Michael J. Fox's Nintendo DS is broken. Because of Parkinson's.

 

[Smoke]

Having known people with Parkinsons, its not funny. And yes you are going to hell, where you'll be mingling with the people who made shitty jokes about Christopher Reeves as well.

And 4chan sucks.

HHAHAHA good one.

You`re not kidding are you? :|

 

[Qonfused]

Lighten up ffs.

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