Combine vs Strider deathmatch

[Danimal]

Who do you think will win against the following matches

10 Combines vs 1 Strider

2 Antlions vs 5 Headcrabs

The G-man vs Eli with a spear

Kliener vs a blade of grass

Until the danged game realeases I cant talk about anything good :'(

 

[Hazar]

Strider, antlions, g-man, kliener.

 

[Kouler]

Combines
Ant lions
G-man
Kleiner

 

[Danimal]

I reckon Kliener will scream at the blade of grass and the grass wil be angry and go inside Kliener's brain and gnaw on his brail stem...
I could be wrong thoguh

 

[Ownzed]

Strider, Antlions, G-Man, Grass.

 

[mrxskinny]

Combines - If Gordan and a few mercenaries (who as far as we know don't have any professional military training) are supposedly able to take them down, then 10 Combines easily could.

Antlions - They'd just eat the headcrabs.

G-Man - He'd shoot Eli with a gun.

Blade of Grass - A gust of wind blows the blade of glass into Kleiner's mouth, who is deathly allergic to grass, and get's stuck in his throat,

 

[Ownzed]

Blade of Grass - A gust of wind blows the blade of glass into Kleiner's mouth, who is deathly allergic to grass, and get's stuck in his throat,

No....The grass would blow into Kleiner's eye and he would cry to his mom. Oh wait, he has glasses..nevermind. By the way, you spelled grass with glass.

 

[Danimal]

ok new ideas

The Italian Mafia vs The American Army

G-man vs Dr Breen (fist vs fist)

Fast zombie vs cheetah

Gordon Freeman vs Adrian Sheppard (both people armed with only a pistol and crowbar)

My predictions:

America's army will win... It is obvious when you think about it

G-man will win by talking all spookily to Dr Breen

Fast zombie will win

It will be a tie, both of them will turn on the G-man for no apparent reason

 

[f|uke]

Gordon
Gordon
Gordon
Gordon

He's gonna swoop in and pwn everyone

 

[Bongfarmer]

Cheetahs are actually fairly weak predators, and unless your a crippeled zebra you have little to fear. Fast zombie


edit: Danimal's a fascist, read on for more info

 

[mrxskinny]

Neither - Both those games suck.

Dr. Breen - What you don't know is that his arms are actually miniguns with flamethrowers on the side. And his legs are made out of pure gold.

Fast zombie - Because animals are inherently afraid of things they can't identify, the cheetah would run away in fear, thus leaving the Fast zombie as winner by default.

Sheppard - Freeman is still just a scientist whereas Sheppard is military trained!

 

[Kouler]

USArmy
G-man
Fast zombie
Gordon

 

[Danimal]

Neither - Both those games suck.

I meant the real italian mafia vs the REAL AMERICAN ARMY

 

[Danimal]

Fast zombie vs 10 slow zombies
Dune buggy vs boat
1 million determined headcrabs vs 1 strider

SCHMOOTZ!

I shall make the matches here!

 

[Kouler]

Slow zombies
Dune buggy
Headcrabs :thumbs:

 

[Danimal]

new matches since no one is commenting on the other ones

Jackie Chan vs 8 headcrabs

a 50 ft tall hamster vs 5 baby striders

 

[Kouler]

Dude 1 headcrab could own Jackie Chan
Mods will beat them both. (heh who was it that said how tough Mods is by walking with icecream in his pants all week)
Hamster

 

[f|uke]

Dude 1 headcrab could own Jackie Chan

But man, then that Jackie Chan headcrab zombie would sure whoop some ass...

 

[Danimal]

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