Curiosities from Japan's porno shops

Hahah.. japan is too real for the rest of the world. too real.
 
Wtf happened to taking your right hand, making some love lotion, and taking a nap? The day I buy a canned pussy is the day you find my body hanging limp in a closet
 
That is all hilarious. Apart from the children models. They are really sick.

I reminds me of when I went through Austria on a coach and I went into the magazine section of a shop that we stopped at in the hope there would be an English book or mag to keep me occupied on the remaining 5 hours of journey time. So imagine my shock when I look at the magasine shelf and there is porn EVERYWHERE! Even on the children's shelf there is an Austrian childrens magazine and right next to it, an old blonde woman with her bits sagging down to the floor. And unlike mags in this country, there weren't any stars or even hands to cover this woman's wrinkly nudity. It was all on show and there was a little child browsing magazines right next to it without noticing at all.
 
lmao :LOL:

Edit: Yeah the kiddie stuff is sick :x
But the vagina-in-a-tune is just :laugh)

Sick, twisted and freaky but funny
 
Japanese are so f*cking sexually disturbed. Creeps me out.
 
PvtRyan said:
Japanese are so f*cking sexually disturbed. Creeps me out.
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Pffft - don't be such a prude. What's disturbing about tentacle rape?
 
ha, thanks man that was great. The guy is a good writer. Its funny how they have machines for evreything.
The beer can incident was funny as hell, verry well pictured.
 
Sparda said:
Oh man that just wrong.
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Not really. That's their culture and you should accept it. They're more open about sex than Western cultures ever could be and IMO, they're occasionally better off because of it.
 
That is just too wrong. They're more immoral about sex than even the west.


Curtural difference. :p
 
Just beware of Japan loving you. That's when things get of hand.

And if anyone, ANYONE AT ALL, does a "In Imperialist Japan, Vending Machine ****s YOU!" joke, I'll kill your pets.

Wait. Did I just do one? *kills pets*
 
Reginald said:
Not really. That's their culture and you should accept it. They're more open about sex than Western cultures ever could be and IMO, they're occasionally better off because of it.
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I do accept it, just not my cup of tea so there for it's wrong.:p
 
I wonder if the girls are so open about sex too
 
15357 said:
That is just too wrong. They're more immoral about sex than even the west.


Curtural difference. :p
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Your opinion is biased and therefore worthless ;D

Still, that is pretty freaky. I wonder what happened to their society that this stuff is around in Japan, but pretty much nowhere else? (1)


(1) Possibly wrong.
 
Jintor said:
Your opinion is biased and therefore worthless ;D

Still, that is pretty freaky. I wonder what happened to their society that this stuff is around in Japan, but pretty much nowhere else? (1)


(1) Possibly wrong.
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'cause its an opinion? :p
 
Reginald said:
They're more open about sex than Western cultures ever could be and IMO, they're occasionally better off because of it.
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Debatable, when it gets to the point they have to get Female only train carriages due to groping problems something is more than a little wrong.
 
15357 said:
'cause its an opinion? :p
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That, and as you keep reminding us, you totally, utterly, hate Japan. :D
 
I for one hate all Asians:rolling:, but the Chinese have to take the cake with their weirdo culture and habits:x .
 
Redneck said:
I for one hate all Asians:rolling:, but the Chinese have to take the cake with their weirdo culture and habits:x .
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I'm half Filipino D:

What the feck is a hillbilly doing in Romania anyway?
 
Laughing on my floor loudly?
Lobsters on my fat lardass?
Lockerroom orgies milky fraternities lazily?
 
They all sound pritty good and creative.

But no it meens simple boring "Laugh Out mother ****ing loud"

I geuss we could change it.
 
sinkoman said:
I'm half Filipino D:

What the feck is a hillbilly doing in Romania anyway?
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You would be surprised what a huge redneck population we've got here! The ones you've got in the states are nothing compared to the guys here:p .
 
Liking odd, middle-aged *fill in yourself* ladies
 
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