Eastwood or Seagal?

[Hazard.Squared]

Well, myself and mechanicallizard are debating on who is better/sexier/manlier, Clint Eastwood or Steven Seagal. He refuses to accept that Eastwood would kill Segal before he could blink, so I've decided to let you tell ML how much better Eastwood is.

 

[mechanicallizard]

Seagal would kick his ass anyday. and hes far sexier.

wouldnt you rather sleep with seagal if you could choose?

EXACTLY.

 

[kineaesth]

Eastwood.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Come on. This is no choice at all.

 

[mechanicallizard]

How could you do this ka?

Oh the betrayal!

 

[Hazard.Squared]

Muahahahahaha!

 

[Dog--]

Clint Eastwood for sure.. Is Steven Seagal going to 'get' him with his bad acting or shitty Jackie-Chan-wannabe kung fu? **** Seagal. Eastwood would just pull out his gun in .46 seconds and blow Seagals ass away.

 

[Ennui]

Are you really suggesting that there's even the faintest possibility that Seagal is anywhere near Eastwood's level of awesome? This is like comparing Manson to Hitler and asking who was ultimately responsible for killing more people. There's just no comparison.

Anyone who voted Seagal should be strung up on ropes in the town square, tarred, and feathered.

 

[mechanicallizard]

**** Seagal.

you confuse me.

Muahahahahaha!

its not over yet. its so not over.

 

[Darkside55]

Clint Eastwood is

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good

Steven Seagal is

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bad

This poll is

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terrible

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lol y'all thought I was going to say ugly

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wait shit

 

[Remus]

Landslide vote? I think so.

Oh and

 

[Ennui]

Damn, what I would give to have that face (and expression)...

 

[Raziaar]

Steven Seagal would snap Clint's neck faster than you can say, "I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Now, to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?!"

I know that's a little long winded, but Seagal is getting old.

 

[Kase]

Eastwood

 

[mechanicallizard]

thank you raziaar. truly you are a man of intelligence.
also:

VOTE SEAGAL.

 

[Raziaar]

thank you raziaar. truly you are a man of intelligence.
also:

VOTE SEAGAL.

lol. I haven't watched too many Clint Eastwood movies. Not really a huge fan.

I love Steven Seagal though... more importantly, I love Steven Seagal parodies!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXx3_ykUpfY

 

[Mad Squid]

Eastwood everytime

 

[mechanicallizard]

AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!

you people dont understand. seagal is sexier/cooler/far more kick ass.

remember under siege? belly of the beast? and the hair.......amazing, just wow.

 

[MJ12]

Who on Earth would seriously consider Seagal?

 

[Ennui]

mechanicallizard, apparently.

 

[mechanicallizard]

and raziaar. my fellow believer.

 

[Bob_Marley]

Steven Seagal would snap Clint's neck faster than you can say, "I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Now, to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?!"

I know that's a little long winded, but Seagal is getting old.

Eastwood would have blown Segal away with a LAW while the latter was slowly and deliberatley explaining the defintion of semi-automatic and what he expected of the user of the weapon in question in the coming firefight.

Eastwood every time.

 

[Darkside55]

Who on Earth would seriously consider Seagal?

Listen, people who voted Seagal or are thinking of voting Seagal: You know your side of the argument is completely fucking ridiculous if Zombieturtle and I are agreeing on something. Your shit is fucking RIDICULOUS. You don't know what you're talking about anymore. This is unprecedented.

 

[Unfocused]

What the ****. Of course Clint Eastwood is better. Steven Seagal sucks. And the only proper movie with him is the one where he dies about 30 minutes into the movie.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Clint ****ing Eastwood. I can't believe you even needed to make a thread/poll to settle this.

 

[Polaris]

Eastwood for sure. Coolest man ever.

 

[Ennui]

The last 5 posts or so pretty much fully represent my opinion. Seagal is a shitty B-movie craptastic actor that stars in a million generic made for TV action movies. His only redeeming feature is that he actually does kick ass with martial arts (Aikido) but that doesn't outweigh his faults (the fact that he can't act, his atrocious ponytail, his wuss looks). Clint Eastwood, on the other hand, is badass as hell in pretty much every conceivable aspect.

 

[Gunner]

Clint ****ing Eastwood. I can't believe you even needed to make a thread/poll to settle this.

Yep, Seagal's stunts suck too.

 

[Eejit]

Let's get this started, it's actually JCVD!

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Eastwood.

 

[Krynn72]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9EgjFUggBQ

 

[Asknoone]

I can't even begin to take this poll seriously.

 

[Iron Kat]

Seagal, definitely. Plus Seagal sounds like seagull which makes lol.
I'm now listening to Nightwish Fishmaster.

 

[mechanicallizard]

another supporter. THANK YOU!


i think i love you for this.

 

[Sir Phoenixx]

Clint Eastwood, obviously:

 

[MJ12]

To all the Seagal supporters.

 

[Calhoun]

Clint Eastwood, obviously:

Clint Eastwood? What kind of stupid name is that?

 

[Sir Phoenixx]

The .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world.

 

[Iron Kat]

He looks constipated in that pic.

 

[Gunner]

He looks constipated in that pic.

Doesn't he always