Food for thought

[Cheomesh]

Figured you guys would like go to off topic on this one.


Let the lulz begin.


Question 1::
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, had 8 kids already three were deaf, two were blind, and one was mentally retarded, and had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response.....

Question 2::
It is time to elect a new preseident. Here are the facts about the three candidates, who would you vote for?

CANDIDATE A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had 2 mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.

CANDIDATE C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beet and has never cheated on his wife.


Which of these candidates would you choose?
Decide first - then look.....

Spoiler

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler


Oh, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

 

[Kula Meenur]

:| what?

oh shi-

 

[Lokizen]

Hrm... interesting,

 

[Skaadi]

Oh I remember this!

I brought Hitler back......whoops.

 

[Pesmerga]

I'd still elect B.

 

[Stigmata]

Too bad Beethoven, you don't take precedence over logic.

 

[Jintor]

First arguement is retaaaaarrrrdeeeed.

Second one is quite lol.

 

[Dan]

I liked A

 

[soulslicer]

That is just so awesome. Food for thought indeed..

"Consumed food heartily "

 

[Phobie]

Oh Churchill you silly silly goose.

 

[Druckles]

Very funny. ALthough it's not really a fair question. I'm sure there's way more filth we could've planted on Churchill.

 

[k3ithrm]

Yes and C.

 

[Druckles]

Yes and C.

So if the timeline as we know it goes kaput, then we all blame you?

 

[Darkside55]

Damn it, I voted B, but I really wanted C.

Forgive me Hitler, I did not know! Well I knew all those things about him, but I didn't put 2 and 2 together. I hope he will not be angry.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

Never trust anyone with no apparent vices, it's almost certain they have something weird going on underneath...

 

[Cheomesh]

Never trust anyone with no apparent vices, it's almost certain they have something weird going on underneath...

ORLY?

I think I turned out fine.

:|

 

[Druckles]

ORLY?

I think I turned out fine.

:|

You have no vices...? You must be joking.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

That whole Beethoven thing is a farce, as Richard Dawkins proved in The God Delusion.

 

[Polaris]

I voted for B(ritannia) and killed Beethoven, Mozart was better IMO.

 

[Solaris]

The beethoven is a ****ing idiotic lie. You should be ashamed of yourself for perpetuating it.

 

[Gunner]

Edit: nevermind.

 

[k3ithrm]

So if the timeline as we know it goes kaput, then we all blame you?

Sure, you can, but someone will make a thread about THAT part in time and I'll just elect it to be forgotten.. and then I'll show up in all the later threads related to the event.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I picked B

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Question 1 doesn't give any information as to whether the problems are hereditary or caused by the environment, so I wouldn't recommend anything.

Question 2 is basing all of your voting on one source. I.e. you might as well watch a BNP advert and think "Hey, they're right, everyone else is scum and I'm voting for equality" when they're actually tossers.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Seppo]

Question 1 I answered no
Question 2 I anwsered B

I'm cool

 

[Angry Lawyer]

It's what's known as the "Daily Mail Effect".

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Jintor]

So, are British people actually that stupid then? D:

 

[CrazyHarij]

dayum, hitler i thought you was cool, nigga

 

[Cheomesh]

Hey, I don't give a shit if this is all real or not, I was just posting it.

 

[Dog--]

Over the candidate thing I chose B, I don't know why, but I just knew I was being tricked somehow, so I picked the lesser of 2 evils (between A and B)

I didn't even think about the abortion question, I read the answer first.. I forgot about the question before reading answers.

 

[ailevation]

Damn, I choose to save Beethoven and let Hitler live, I am runnin in circles here!

 

[PortalStormzzzz]

Figured you guys would like go to off topic on this one.


Let the lulz begin.


Question 1::
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, had 8 kids already three were deaf, two were blind, and one was mentally retarded, and had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

No, jus sell it to a Chinese factory. I think that would be BETTER off then dead. at least it could do something beneficial, like put lead in a coast headed to Britney Spears and rid the world of that whore.
Read the next question before looking at the response.....

CANDIDATE A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had 2 mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Bush? No, never.

Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.

Clinton? Gah, what the hell.

CANDIDATE C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beet and has never cheated on his wife.

Hitler? well, as log as he stays off the Meth and doesn't try to take over Polund. This is a case were he MUST forget Polund.

 

[Druckles]

Damn, I choose to save Beethoven and let Hitler live, I am runnin in circles here!

It's ok, they'll kill each other in a mad psychopathic Beethoven vs Hitler street fight!

 

[Kaptain H]

Question one, I recommend that she abort herself, and

Question two, they all sound bonafide and kickass, but I'll go with the war hero.