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lol when Instinct said she was a woman, my exact thoughts were "oh dear, she shouldn't have said that".
Knowing her personally, there is nothing to fear. LET THE RAPE ATTEMPTS COMMENCE!
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lol when Instinct said she was a woman, my exact thoughts were "oh dear, she shouldn't have said that".
Only thing is the condoms in my bedside table...that could get me in some trouble D:
I think i may have tempted fate when i said that...
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One thing missed and busted
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Evo did the conversation go something like:
"when you **** sheep, you should wear more than one condom"?
HAHA WELSHIE, OWNED! LOL!
Left a condom wrapper on top of my bin, had hidden the :naughty: Valentines gifts and got rid of the condom itself but the damn wrapper was left out by me!
D:
So my mum was like 'I think i need to have an embarrassing conversation with you' and i turned to stone knowing she had found out...i am still alive though so![]()
my parents couldnt care less about sex, they say they're fine with it as long as i wear a condom and care about her lol
****ING PENIIOWNED!Left a condom wrapper on top of my bin, had hidden the :naughty: Valentines gifts and got rid of the condom itself but the damn wrapper was left out by me!
D:
So my mum was like 'I think i need to have an embarrassing conversation with you' and i turned to stone knowing she had found out...i am still alive though so![]()
****ING PENIIOWNED!
Someone had to say it man. I'm sorry.
Knowing her personally, there is nothing to fear. LET THE RAPE ATTEMPTS COMMENCE!
yeah kinda shot myself in the foot with that one. Should have seen it coming.Is that what they say up in the Valleys eh Dek
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yeah kinda shot myself in the foot with that one. Should have seen it coming.
I do have an excuse. I was ****ing a sheep at the time.Indeed you should've
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jumping on your bed making grunting sounds isn't sex.Lawl. My parents have never found my condoms, but they sure as hell know I get down.
It was sex.jumping on your bed making grunting sounds isn't sex.
It was sex.
er! Not that I would know anything about that time me and JNightshyou know what, never mind.
*Abrupt change of subject needed alert*
Gears of War is awesome!
jumping on your bed making grunting sounds isn't playing Gears of War.
Jumping on his mothers' bed making grunting sounds isn't sex.It is, when I'm SCREWING YOUR MOM!
Don't try to make sense of that, I know I didn't.
Jumping on his mothers' bed making grunting sounds isn't sex.
And isn't this thread just like that "How much pirated material do you have?" Thread, but with more things the FBI can **** you over with? I mean I don't have much illegal stuff, unless it's on my computer, but if I were to say I have class A drugs and a gun, I think I'd be getting someone knocking on my door rather soonish.
Jumping on his mothers' bed making grunting sounds isn't sex.
^ In response to the "Why are there so many idiots, and who keeps giving them guns?" from the Utah shootings, I beleive I have accidently found one of these idiots?
Seriously though, having a gun is NOT cool.
Wait, what... everyone needs some sort of home security why not an assault rifle? Since I'm such i bad aim a shotty or pistol definitely wouldn't get the job done.
Did you honestly think that I'm the sort of person you walk out my door with a rifle blasting people. Maybe...:E
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Smile if you will. You`ll have to deal with me and Shodan.
BRIIING IT OOOOOOON!