Funniest thing I've read today

[StardogChampion]

Candidate clangers in the research included one woman who was too vain to wear her glasses to interview that she mistook a cupboard for the door on the way out.

http://www.freelanceuk.com/news/2624.shtml

 

[Seppo]

that was funny, but i thought this was even better:

Asked to identify their biggest weakness, one candidate replied “my dishonesty,”

 

[Krynn72]

I think the "Im an expert on the Sony Playstation" was funnier. Also wtf is a "scratch and sniff" test during interviews?

 

[Slug Advisor]

Hah, awesome. Although why would someone not want to wear glasses?

 

[Krynn72]

Because they make you look smarter. Women get jobs based on how slutty they are, not on how smart they are.


ooooooooooooooooh snap!

 

[CyberPitz]

Because they make you look smarter. Women get jobs based on how slutty they are, not on how smart they are.


ooooooooooooooooh snap!

SO TRUE.

And, do you have a snapping problem? You might need to go to the doctor.

 

[Krynn72]

Yeah, thats a good idea. My fingers have been getting worn pretty raw lately.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I once had an interviewer tell me the last guy had put "big arms" on his CV as a plus point.

 

[Seppo]

what followed was an akward silence, as the interviewer noticed you had put the same thing on your CV

 

[Sulkdodds]

I had at least added "one of them has a tattoo on it of an anchor."

 

[Krynn72]

"and the other one has a battleship that looks like its shooting when I flex my biceps"

 

[Druckles]

What's wrong with the ol' suit and tie?

 

[Kula Meenur]

hehe full of win