Gamer, PC Enthusiast, pornstar ..could this be the perfect woman?

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The brown-eyed, pigtailed 22-year-old, who describes herself as a "reality porn star", just signed on with porn powerhouse Digital Playground and her first movie is set for a Dec. 29 release.

But that's her public face. Her secret life is one of guilty, geeky pleasures: LAN parties, Star Trek, World of Warcraft and building and modding her own PCs.

Alexis sounds proudest of her main computer, one she built herself and installed in a homemade transparent, baby-blue plexiglass case.

"I have water-cooling in there, I picked up the new i7975 extreme edition CPU," she said. "I have it set up as a dual boot with XP 32-bit and Vista 64.
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http://kotaku.com/5393099/games-not-porn-is-adult-actress-secret-pleasure/gallery/

ok now I'm horny



also, WTF:

"(Asia) studied piano as a child, and performed at Carnegie Hall twice before the age of 15. By 16 she taught English at Tsuruga College in Japan.[5] When she was 17, she ran away from home because she felt her parents put too much pressure on her to succeed academically.

She won a full academic scholarship to Rutgers University and is a member of Mensa."
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she does sound like the perfect woman
 
Her facial expression does not change at all in the first 4 photos.
 
Barnz said:
By perfect woman, do you mean dumb women?
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you can take your foot out of your mouth now:

"She won a full academic scholarship to Rutgers University and is a member of Mensa."




from her modeling page on modelmayhem:


"Experience: Very Experienced"


...can you see my shit eating grin?
 
Oh man, no fucking way. She's a girl...who does porn for a living...and she plays WORLD OF WARCRAFT and TIGER WOODS GOLF?! And she has the mental capacity to put Card A into Slot B on a motherboard and WATER COOL IT TOO?! Holy goddamned shit that's amazing I can't even believe it jesus christ she's so incredible this is Kotaku quality news right here folks this is what I want to hear about when I'm looking for news on the vidya this girl is a PORN ACTRESS THAT PLAYS WORLD OF WARCRAFT GODDAMN ARE YOU NOT HEARING ME SHE PLAYS WOW AND BUILDS COMPUTERS AND GETS NAKED AND FUCKS FOR MONEY
 
either way darkside you're still not getting any so this misogyny is kinda pointless :E
 
CptStern said:
either way darkside you're still not getting any so this misogyny is kinda pointless :E
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I'm not hating on her personally. She's a girl in porn who plays WoW. Damn near everyone plays WoW...this shouldn't be news, y'know. I've been in internet pornos and I play video games; you don't see me on Kotaku. It's really just one of those shallow stories for sad people. "Guys look this girl does porn and plays games, front page news!"

Acting like getting in a porno film AND playing video games is hard.

Also she's not a pornstar. You can't just be a star because you call yourself one. Other than that I'm not hating on her. I just think covering this 'story' is pathetic.
 
i'm not surprised at all. i know of a woman who is a total geek, but she's quite pretty and a sex maniac.

nowadays where gaming is even more mainstream i guess more of them will pop up.

ok yes...obviously anyone would like to **** her brains out. there are millions of girls like that out there, but few are the really interesting kind.

alot of really "beautiful" girls are perceived to be slutty, but that's because in today's society they can. we sometimes see it as an aberration because of our childhood imprinted prejudices. face it...if you'd have the perfect body and tolerable character there's a higher chance you'd **** around more. I'm pretty sure girls like sex probably more than guys it's just that they approach it from another perspective.
 
What Darkside said, plus she's not even that hot. Something with her jaw is ****ed. Maybe it's the horribly fake smiles she's doing.

Also lol at Stern.
 
She wants to show off her rig, just like her cleavage.
 
Meh, also what Vegeta and Darkside said.
 
Well ... she'd be pretty damn great if she wasn't a ****ing porn star.
 
My sister is 100x more of a gamer than this slut is ever going to be, and I'd say she's more attractive. She's also not a whore.
 
Darkside55 said:
I'm not hating on her personally. She's a girl in porn who plays WoW. Damn near everyone plays WoW...this shouldn't be news, y'know. I've been in internet pornos and I play video games; you don't see me on Kotaku. .
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Why have none of you fags picked up on this?

She's also not a whore.
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Shit.
 
Vegeta897 said:
My sister is 100x more of a gamer than this slut is ever going to be, and I'd say she's more attractive. She's also not a whore.
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She also spends every waking minute analyzing my bookmarked myspace profile, hoping that one day, a man like me may propose to her.
 
simonjedi said:
Why have none of you fags picked up on this?
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Because it's old news.

Ever since Darkside's been on here he's been all like "Nur, one time I video taped myself dressed like Optimus Prime jerking off, it's really sweet and all the girls at school thought it was pretty sweet so they put it on the internet"
 
Why would anyone with an academic scholarship do porno movies???
I would think you could live without that shame when your trying to present serious tertiary work.
 
Robbo said:
Why would anyone with an academic scholarship do porno movies???
I would think you could live without that shame when your trying to present serious tertiary work.
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Not everyone sees doing a little porn as a shame. What is this 1950? It makes good money.
 
DeusExMachina said:
Seriously we're dumb for not being in porn.
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It's easy, there are sites where you can get up to 3 dollars a minute for people watching you in private shows.

You could quit your job if you made enough just doing that. The only thing is keeping a regular audience.
 
I know what a euphemism is. I don't see why he's pointing it out as if "sleep with" isn't the oldest euphemism in the book. It's not like Farrow was trying to be clever in using it either. That wasn't the humor in his post.
 
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