Gnats piss me off.

[CyberPitz]

I figured since I Just squashed my 50th in the past 2 hrs, I'll post about it!...
every fuggin summer gnats infest my home...I don't know how/where, or anything. I doubt living in an apartment helps any though. I don't keep trash strewn all over..the worst is some paper towels in my trash can. I always sit here at my computer, and at LEAST 3 come buzzin at a time..in 5 minutes, they are dead..the next 3 appear. Hard to game when your hands are too busy catching gnats mid-flight....

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[gh0st]

i know how you feel, the ****s just fly around in a circle all day... piss me off.

 

[CyberPitz]

I really need to get some spray or something..just drench my room in it..that will teach the ****ers.
WEE 1385 posts! wow, the first mention of my posts is an odd figgin number...sweet.

 

[Shodan]

Dumbest question evar - Do gnats try and fly to the moon?

I just turn a light on, let them congregate and torch a bunch of them every hour or so.

 

[CyberPitz]

Dumbest question evar - Do gnats try and fly to the moon?

I just turn a light on, let them congregate and torch a bunch of them every hour or so.

haha, yeah, I was thinkin the same thing..they always go for bright lights, but what about back when there WERE no street lights or anything, did they go for the moon? or the sun? Or even random fires on the ground?...natural selection for ya.

 

[bryanf445]

I really need to get some spray or something..just drench my room in it..that will teach the ****ers.
WEE 1385 posts! wow, the first mention of my posts is an odd figgin number...sweet.

spray is for noobs, i jsut use my hands...

w00t for my 1000th post!

 

[gh0st]

moths and gnats use the moon to navigate and migrate, so they dont expect to actually be at the moon, since your porchlight for example is just a light floating about in space, they go to it, and are likewise confused into constantly orbiting it, even if they end up dying.

 

[CyberPitz]

"WOAH!! WHAT IS THAT LIGHT?!!"
"shit man, you got me, it's scary lookin, lets leave it be...."
"No way man! If you like, stare at it for a while, EVERYTHING in teh world is clear!"
"Dude..you're craz....WOAH!! You're right!! LETS GO!"
*hours of circling ensue..Flames engulf the light..*
"Hehe, punk bugs flying around my light with they?"*Puts away can of hairspray and ligther.*

 

[Harryz]

Hmmm,

Something strange, in your neighbourhood
Who you going to call?
Gho....oh wait.






Just use fly spray.

 

[sabre0001]

"WOAH!! WHAT IS THAT LIGHT?!!"
"shit man, you got me, it's scary lookin, lets leave it be...."
"No way man! If you like, stare at it for a while, EVERYTHING in teh world is clear!"
"Dude..you're craz....WOAH!! You're right!! LETS GO!"
*hours of circling ensue..Flames engulf the light..*
"Hehe, punk bugs flying around my light with they?:"*Puts away can of hairspray and ligther.*

Excellent! :E