Tyguy
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I was bored and figured I'd write some appropriate responses.
Dear incoming freshman,
Congrats....now you're the lowest of the low, Here are just a few helpful words of advice, take it from us, this years sophomores:
*You are one year ahead of us and are in no position to give advice. Die in a fire.
1) You are not cool.
*I know a card trick that begs to differ.
2) Everyone does hate you.
*No they don't
3) You are annoying.
*You don't know me, die in a fire.
- Sex doesn't make you cool & it won't make the upper-class boys think any higher of you. So don't go around bragging about it, no one cares & then you look like an easy freshman whore.. just leave all the slutty things you did in 8th grade in middle school.
*Spoken like a true virgin.
- dont brag about the number of seniors you know. The more u brag, the more we can tell youre a freshman.
*You can tell we're freshman by the fact that we are freshman, dumbass
- You are a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.. not a "freshie" - shut up, you sound like a queer
*Should we pronounce the hyphens? Idiot.
- Don't walk around telling upperclassmen you're not all stupid freshman, we don't care, we're still calling you one.
*Go for it, thunder thighs.
-Respect your teachers and your peers. Getting written up everyday and purposely failing really doesn't look cool, we may laugh but it is at you for your ignorance. If your going to waste time and school board money on bullshitting around just drop out your a lost cause and your really not that cool. people talk down about you behind your back.
*This letter is in violation of your own rule. Die in a fire.
- Dont think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka/ or coke bottles with bacardi and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We've all done it.. so don't be proud.
*Good call, risk being kicked out of school.
- Don't post things like "FINALLY FRESH!! LOLZZZ" on myspace. If anything, you suck big time.
*People still use Myspace? Also, conclude your life in or near a fire.
- DO NOT think that the upper-class girls are your best friends.. they will just laugh at you.
*Please do not subject us to your own experiences.
- Stop thinking u are the shit cuz nobody even knows you
*Your grammar is "the shit".
-Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make "a variety of friends."
*I like to wear clothes that repel douche bags. I don't think we've met.
- Do not slick your bangs to your face and wear "bracelets" in you're ears because you think that you're Hood.
*You're racist, die from 4th degree burns...in a fire.
-If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work.
*Since when is it hard to rebel? Anyone who isn't catatonic should have the ability. Expire in a fire.
- Don't think that you have privacy now. Once you're here.. Your business is everyone's business.
*Damn, who would have figured that high school was not a place of privacy. Eat paint.
- dont brag about how smart you are and how ½ of your schedule is honors classes. thats just more work u have to go home and do.
*Coming from the future in fast food customer service. I'll take fries with my meal.
-Dont tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, you're an idiot.
*It takes at least 1 year of high school to proclaim love for a boy.
- Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.
*The terms upperclassmen and sophomores are never used together. Seniors hate you.
- dont tell your friends that youre busy after school and tell them u have to go meet your friends in the jr./sr. parking lot, we all know your brother/sisters just taking you home.
*Which is it, are we telling our friends we're going home or going to the parking lot? Get raped in a fire.
- You'll never be as hot as the '12, '11, and '10 girls. So don't try.
*Tell that to the cows sitting next to the lunch line. Are they eating freshman?
- To all freshman guys, you can't get with the class of '09 & '10 & '12 girls.
*You forgot 11 and put 9...I guess we can blame the future non-accreditation on the math department.
- Don't try to say you're older than you really are. The way you walk, dress & talk just has freshman written all over you.
*Lying about your age as a freshman is like Wesley Snipes lying about his race.
- Your name is "the class of 13." HAHA.. enough said.
*That's not my name.
-Don' t try to pull that shit "Well you were freshmen once..." STOP! We know that we were freshmen, but we arent anymore so shut the **** up.
*Clear logic. Develop anorexia in a fire.
-The day you mess with our boyfriend/girlfriend, you'll never enjoy high school again. bitch.
*Unless your boyfriend/girlfriend leaves you for us...then it's just funny.
- Don't be a slut. This should be the number one rule.
*AKA don't hit on the guys we are whoring ourselves out to. Got it. Die in a fire.
- DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (& most likely will), push you out of the way. You will get hurt
*Big words from such a slutty bitch.
-To all the freshman guys, we know your balls haven't dropped yet. That's why you still sound like Mickey Mouse. Don't go around bragging how big your dick is or how huge your balls are.
*Right back at ya, tranny.
--DONT THINK YOUR COOL BY TAKING OUR BULLETIN AND
PUTTING IT IN YOUR OWN WORDS--DUMBASSES !
*You mean more than 1 person wrote this pile of nonsensical garbage? I am not looking forward to freshman English.
WE HATE U ALL
*So leave us alone, skank.
Welcome to hell. =]
*I was hurt until I saw the smiley face, now I just want to be friends.
Believe me---You CANT win. Have FUN being a freshman...for a fun-filled year with NO life and NO opinion whatsoever.
*Again, congrats on being 1 year older. This will matter a lot when you get older.
Sincerely,
The Classes of '12, '11, and '10
*Wait a minute, are you trying to tell me this was collectively written by all upper classes? Private school here I come!
Dear incoming freshman,
Congrats....now you're the lowest of the low, Here are just a few helpful words of advice, take it from us, this years sophomores:
*You are one year ahead of us and are in no position to give advice. Die in a fire.
1) You are not cool.
*I know a card trick that begs to differ.
2) Everyone does hate you.
*No they don't
3) You are annoying.
*You don't know me, die in a fire.
- Sex doesn't make you cool & it won't make the upper-class boys think any higher of you. So don't go around bragging about it, no one cares & then you look like an easy freshman whore.. just leave all the slutty things you did in 8th grade in middle school.
*Spoken like a true virgin.
- dont brag about the number of seniors you know. The more u brag, the more we can tell youre a freshman.
*You can tell we're freshman by the fact that we are freshman, dumbass
- You are a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.. not a "freshie" - shut up, you sound like a queer
*Should we pronounce the hyphens? Idiot.
- Don't walk around telling upperclassmen you're not all stupid freshman, we don't care, we're still calling you one.
*Go for it, thunder thighs.
-Respect your teachers and your peers. Getting written up everyday and purposely failing really doesn't look cool, we may laugh but it is at you for your ignorance. If your going to waste time and school board money on bullshitting around just drop out your a lost cause and your really not that cool. people talk down about you behind your back.
*This letter is in violation of your own rule. Die in a fire.
- Dont think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka/ or coke bottles with bacardi and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We've all done it.. so don't be proud.
*Good call, risk being kicked out of school.
- Don't post things like "FINALLY FRESH!! LOLZZZ" on myspace. If anything, you suck big time.
*People still use Myspace? Also, conclude your life in or near a fire.
- DO NOT think that the upper-class girls are your best friends.. they will just laugh at you.
*Please do not subject us to your own experiences.
- Stop thinking u are the shit cuz nobody even knows you
*Your grammar is "the shit".
-Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make "a variety of friends."
*I like to wear clothes that repel douche bags. I don't think we've met.
- Do not slick your bangs to your face and wear "bracelets" in you're ears because you think that you're Hood.
*You're racist, die from 4th degree burns...in a fire.
-If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work.
*Since when is it hard to rebel? Anyone who isn't catatonic should have the ability. Expire in a fire.
- Don't think that you have privacy now. Once you're here.. Your business is everyone's business.
*Damn, who would have figured that high school was not a place of privacy. Eat paint.
- dont brag about how smart you are and how ½ of your schedule is honors classes. thats just more work u have to go home and do.
*Coming from the future in fast food customer service. I'll take fries with my meal.
-Dont tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, you're an idiot.
*It takes at least 1 year of high school to proclaim love for a boy.
- Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.
*The terms upperclassmen and sophomores are never used together. Seniors hate you.
- dont tell your friends that youre busy after school and tell them u have to go meet your friends in the jr./sr. parking lot, we all know your brother/sisters just taking you home.
*Which is it, are we telling our friends we're going home or going to the parking lot? Get raped in a fire.
- You'll never be as hot as the '12, '11, and '10 girls. So don't try.
*Tell that to the cows sitting next to the lunch line. Are they eating freshman?
- To all freshman guys, you can't get with the class of '09 & '10 & '12 girls.
*You forgot 11 and put 9...I guess we can blame the future non-accreditation on the math department.
- Don't try to say you're older than you really are. The way you walk, dress & talk just has freshman written all over you.
*Lying about your age as a freshman is like Wesley Snipes lying about his race.
- Your name is "the class of 13." HAHA.. enough said.
*That's not my name.
-Don' t try to pull that shit "Well you were freshmen once..." STOP! We know that we were freshmen, but we arent anymore so shut the **** up.
*Clear logic. Develop anorexia in a fire.
-The day you mess with our boyfriend/girlfriend, you'll never enjoy high school again. bitch.
*Unless your boyfriend/girlfriend leaves you for us...then it's just funny.
- Don't be a slut. This should be the number one rule.
*AKA don't hit on the guys we are whoring ourselves out to. Got it. Die in a fire.
- DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (& most likely will), push you out of the way. You will get hurt
*Big words from such a slutty bitch.
-To all the freshman guys, we know your balls haven't dropped yet. That's why you still sound like Mickey Mouse. Don't go around bragging how big your dick is or how huge your balls are.
*Right back at ya, tranny.
--DONT THINK YOUR COOL BY TAKING OUR BULLETIN AND
PUTTING IT IN YOUR OWN WORDS--DUMBASSES !
*You mean more than 1 person wrote this pile of nonsensical garbage? I am not looking forward to freshman English.
WE HATE U ALL
*So leave us alone, skank.
Welcome to hell. =]
*I was hurt until I saw the smiley face, now I just want to be friends.
Believe me---You CANT win. Have FUN being a freshman...for a fun-filled year with NO life and NO opinion whatsoever.
*Again, congrats on being 1 year older. This will matter a lot when you get older.
Sincerely,
The Classes of '12, '11, and '10
*Wait a minute, are you trying to tell me this was collectively written by all upper classes? Private school here I come!