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wpjiscool said:
What would you do if you saw one of your kids on porn?
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well for one thing I'd tell them it's a dangerous lifestyle, what with the stds, rampant drug abuse, violence from pimps/co-stars etc ..not too mention saggy sphincter muscles from overuse and the real possiblity they may have to at some point eat someone's poo from a cup
 
CptStern said:
well for one thing I'd tell them it's a dangerous lifestyle, what with the stds, rampant drug abuse, violence from pimps/co-stars etc ..not too mention saggy sphincter muscles from overuse and the real possiblity they may have to at some point eat someone's poo from a cup
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By 'on porn', I actually meant 'watching porn', not 'starring in porn'

Maybe I should have re-worded that a little. Oh well.
 
You know, just a complete side remark here, KA and I had a conversation about people using fap socks that stemmed from Taco's other thread, and now he's got a Dobby avatar. Dobby's favorite clothing item is socks...

Anyway just tell your dad flat out that you're fourteen, your hormones are in overdrive and you want to look at naked ladies. If he doesn't like it take it up with biology.
 
Cpt Tenacious said:
Hey I said that once and I almost got banned.
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He's above his own law.

Tacoeaterguy said:
My brother is like 16, and I dont think he watches porn, but he HAS watched that. He said it was terrible. I also have no intention of watching chicks eat... erm.... and then puke it into eachothers mouths.
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Oh don't worry... They don't eat 'erm'. They eat 'shit'.
 
Raziaar said:
He's above his own law.



Oh don't worry... They don't eat 'erm'. They eat 'shit'.
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O thank god I was getting worried thar.

I also have no intention of watching it though, its not even a porno, its just perverted shit that chavs think of as cool.
 
I've never watched it. And I never will.

And even if I did, my reaction to that sort of thing wouldn't be much. I mean yeah it'd repulse me, but I won't be as visually mortified as others.

The only thing that gets me that way, is seeing real life deadly violence. And I do not like watching that.
 
Burn a Ubuntu Live CD:
http://www.ubuntu.com/
Just put it in the PC, let it boot from CD and you'll have a full web browser without leaving any traces. Windows logging programs won't work :)

I used to use this method when I didn't have my own PC and my parents using logging software.
 
Dinnesch said:
Burn a Ubuntu Live CD:
http://www.ubuntu.com/
Just put it in the PC, let it boot from CD and you'll have a full web browser without leaving any traces. Windows logging programs won't work :)

I used to use this method when I didn't have my own PC and my parents using logging software.
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Give this man candy.

Great idea, but there are better linux distros for booting from CD (Live CD) (speedy boot times etc) however much I love Ubuntu.

EDIT - http://www.osnews.com/story/9569/Linux_LiveCD_Roundup

You could just install Ubuntu on a separate, small partition just for porn.
 
wpjiscool said:
You could just install Ubuntu on a separate, small partition just for porn.
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No, his parents will probably notice it and there will be a nice multiboot menu when they turn on the PC.
 
Dinnesch said:
No, his parents will probably notice it and there will be a nice multiboot menu when they turn on the PC.

Just use a live CD.
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Yes, but if they do boot into Ubuntu, they will have to enter his password, and they will not be able to install tracking software, so if he hides his porn well, s'all good.

He can just tell his parents he wanted to try out linux.

The Ubuntu partition will not be visible within Windows.

But, it is a hassle I guess, so yeah try the live CD, and if you really like it, install it.
 
You kids with your easy problems. I miss the days when my biggest worry was hiding my porn from my parents.
 
Your dad sucks, no offense. My parents have cought me COUNTLESS of times, each time they just go "oh...il...il just...close the door".

Shit, i even cought my DAD once.
 
I thought from the thread title that this would mean that you got caught using the Papyrus font on your documents or something.
 
CptStern said:
that's what Sears catalogues were for. sexy AND discreet
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Ok, sure thing grandpa. See in our day we had this thing called the internets. But in the interest of full discolsure Im sure there has been more than one occasion where I jerked it to a sears catalog.
 
I JUST notice that I spelled confronted wrong. I am such an idiot.
 
No Limit said:
Ok, sure thing grandpa. See in our day we had this thing called the internets. But in the interest of full discolsure Im sure there has been more than one occasion where I jerked it to a sears catalog.
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the internets hasnt been around that long old timer ..I'm sure there'splenty of sticky pages in your parents sears catalogues :naughty:
 
CptStern said:
the internets hasnt been around that long old timer ..I'm sure there'splenty of sticky pages in your parents sears catalogues :naughty:
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I was lucky enough to have internet in those happy days. But I must say, downloading porn on a 28.8K connection is unimaginable to me now.
 
No offense but it seems like your dad has lead a sheltered life. I mean ... if i caught my son watching porn i wouldnt think "Those damn meddling kids" . The ubuntu solution is genius . As for what to say , well i think this might be one of those rare instances where the kid gives the parent the birds and bees talk.
 
mindless_moder said:
No offense but it seems like your dad has lead a sheltered life. I mean ... if i caught my son watching porn i wouldnt think "Those damn meddling kids" . The ubuntu solution is genius . As for what to say , well i think this might be one of those rare instances where the kid gives the parent the birds and bees talk.
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Ive got to agree with you. He grew up in an odd house.
 
I think he said what he said because that's what the dad is supposed to say. Over a decade ago before I knew what cookies were my dad found out the sites I had visited, and confronted me about it. The only lesson I learned was to clean up my tracks better. These days Google Chrome and IE8 both have a "private session" mode that deletes everything after you close the window. The only way he could know after that would be to set up something on a good router. Or walking in on you.
 
Well then don't hold it against him , no matter what he might say. It's just conditioning.
 
Noooo this thread stopped at 5 pages, someone quick post. So is IE8 not reliable or something?
 
It's a known bug , they say that they're taking steps toward a cure for the AIDS in windows seven.
 
jet_porkins said:
He doesn't know about your internet contact list. Everyone there qualifies under the umbrella of that "friends" comment.

edit: Look, if nothing else, please just listen to your father. Listen to what he has to say first before taking any advice on how to hide your porn from anyone here on this board.
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Why you gotta be so sensible jet
 
Thats not sensible. Clearly his dad didn't consider random internet users when he said "friends".
 
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