Jade Goody Joke Thread

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What's the difference between a goat and cancer? Jade Goody can't milk a goat.
 
What's the difference between Jade Goody and an Easter egg?

There isn't, they'll both be boxed up by Easter.

Also this thread is terrible.
 
What's horrible and distasteful, and should never be joked about much less talked about?


Jade Goody.





But srsly I had to wiki that shit, I assumed it was just some person with cancer or something, I was right!
 
there's nothing funny about goats...
 
I'm not sure I understand this story completely, as far as I know it goes something like this:
Jade Goody is a nobody.
Jade Goody goes on Big Brother.
While in the Big Brother house she says something vaguely racist that causes a stir.
Jade Goody gets cancer and is suddenly a brave woman, or the even more bullshit title- "a fighter".
Jade Goody dies, cause it turns out her bravery or fighting spirit was not quite sufficient to stop her cells from eating up her body.
hl2.net mocks her death.

Is that about right? I've pieced most of it together from British panel shows.
 
Pretty much spot on AJ.

While I don't like Jade Goody as a person, I think her getting as much money as possible to help her kids out when she's gone can only be a good thing.
Except I don't think much of her kids either. Oh well.
 
What's the difference between Jane Goody and video game characters?

Some video game characters get our sympathy after passing on
 
Sorry, not a fan of this thread. Regardless of what she was like in life, the sad fact is we are joking about a woman who lost her life at 27 to cancer leaving two sons of 5 and 8.

Jokes can come later.
 
Too many people lose their lives over cancer for me to care about this one single person. Also, thread is win.
 
Whats Whats tumourous and eats you alive?.























Cancer, buduntssh!.


Naw, she was a nobody, but a nobody who made sure gullible tools would pay her and keep her kids in a reasonable state of wealth after she passed on.

The racist comment came on a second go at BB, she was initially BB famous for being a complete moron.
 
AJ Rimmer said:
I'm not sure I understand this story completely, as far as I know it goes something like this:
Jade Goody is a nobody.
Jade Goody goes on Big Brother.
While in the house, she comes across thick as pig shit, gets naked and sucks a guys cock.
Comes out.
Exploits her dumbness to make money including releasing books/perfume etc.
Returns to BB years later in Celebrity Big Brother - says something vaguely racist that causes a stir.
Continues to make money somehow and appears in tabloids a lot.
Jade Goody gets cancer and is suddenly a brave woman, or the even more bullshit title- "a fighter".
Jade Goody dies, cause it turns out her bravery or fighting spirit was not quite sufficient to stop her cells from eating up her body.
hl2.net mocks her death.

Is that about right? I've pieced most of it together from British panel shows.
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Added the earlier stuff.
 
Reginald said:
Sorry, not a fan of this thread. Regardless of what she was like in life, the sad fact is we are joking about a woman who lost her life at 27 to cancer leaving two sons of 5 and 8.

Jokes can come later.
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I share this view.

Let's laugh at AIDS instead.
 
Whats worse than being Jade Goody?

Being one of her children who now must grow up without a mother in their lives.


LOL
 
Thread is the reason I view/post in Lounge.
 
This is the best topic on the first page, what's wrong with you.
 
I need a good knock knock joke for work that involves the US economy and Congress/Government. can anyone think of a pissed off one that would funny and true??
 
What's the difference between Jade Goody and an average person with cancer?

I care significantly less about Jade Goody.
 
You got the name wrong.

This makes you a lesser being somehow.

No. You are pure, untainted. Alas, it is too late for me.... you have not had to put up with that person appearing all over reality TV all the time and totally 'getting on my tits', then selfishly choosing to die so I have to hear about her all over again.
Bitch.
 
Huh? who?

Edit: On seriousness, I just learned about her entire popularity in not less than a minute ago. Give me a break, as if her name was important enough to remember.


HEY EVERYONE, I HAVE CANCER, PAY ATTENTION!
 
From what I know of what I read about her before she died, was that she developed cancer and then she did milk her cancer yes, but she did it for her family so they would have money after she died.

And I'm fine with her doing that.
 
did you guys know that in the US alone, more than 140 million people will get cancer at some point in their lives?? thats like one in ever 2.1 people
 
Warped said:
did you guys know that in the US alone, more than 140 million people will get cancer at some point in their lives?? thats like one in ever 2.1 people
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I hear that quoted often, however I cannot find a legitimate source for this statistic.
Also it doesn't actually add up. It doesnt specify whether the cancer is benign etc.
 
*looks at thread*

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*walks out*

PS: personally i never cared for Jade but you could have waited a week.
 
^Yeah, like anyone will remember in a week?
 
Warped said:
I need a good knock knock joke for work that involves the US economy and Congress/Government. can anyone think of a pissed off one that would funny and true??
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It's not knock-knock, but it still fits the criteria:

If 'pro' and 'con' are opposites, what is the opposite of progress?
 
That joke is so overused.

LIKE THIS WOMAN'S CANCER.

Pffffahhahahahaha
 
Has anybody mentioned that she looked like a shuttlecock in her wedding dress?
 
What do you call Jade Goody in a wedding dress?

A shuttlecock.




Also this thread should be closed and everyone in it banned.
 
Reflex said:
What do you call Jade Goody in a wedding dress?

A shuttlecock.




Also this thread should be closed and everyone in it banned.
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Not everyone is making jokes.


And despite the fact that I don't see any humor in the death, I do understand the fact that this death is no more different than all the other deaths of various people in the news that have been joked about here. And thus treatment should be equal across the board.
 
Nobody is really trying to disrespect the death. It's the simple phenomenon of jokes that are really funny because it's so mean/harsh/taboo. Nothing more, nothing less.
 
Not so much of a killjoy now, are you?
 
I'm disrespecting the death.

Jade Goody was was a moron and a racist idiot and I'm very very glad she died. In face, when she did I sent "The bitch finally died!" to all my friends and we went and got a pint to celebrate.
 
Everything about her annoyed me. Her voice most of all, Brits should be disgraced by the way she talked, I mean, she mustve been on international TV for god sake.
 
Solaris said:
I'm disrespecting the death.

Jade Goody was was a moron and a racist idiot and I'm very very glad she died. In face, when she did I sent "The bitch finally died!" to all my friends and we went and got a pint to celebrate.
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So... because somebody is a racist... and not even an unrepentant skinhead'ish racist, that's good enough reason for them to die and have people be happy over it?

No. Just no.

I'm not sitting here with the mindset that I would be happy if you died just because I think you'r an idiot a lot of the time. That was the other thing you based on your glee that she's dead... the fact that you consider her a moron.
 
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