Let's talk about sex, hl2.net.

[BabyHeadCrab]

What are your kinks? I'm more of a missionary and reverse cowgirl with occasional female superior. I am one of those people who loathes condoms, I find them awkward to put on and replace. Do you prefer it fast, or slow, hl2.net? Are your relationships good, giving and game?

...are you into doggy-style hl2.net? How do you feel about handjobs, do you find them mostly poorly executed until instruction is given, or is that just me?

Do you like going down, hl2.net? I personally feel weird about it - a bit neurotic because it feels cumbersome and prickly.

Is it easy for you to establish GGG scenarious?, or is establishing that sort of communication difficult for you? I'm personally just starting to learn to do this better with partners. Saying what you want and asking what they want is difficult. It really is. Situations involving unspoken expectations/desires and things like unwelcome maneuvers and extreme bias (one party has needs met; other has trouble communicating or is outright ignored) are likely to occur, and can take years to fully iron out.

These aspects of sex are hard things to overcome. It takes time. Hookups are so vastly different than learning one another's wants and them learning yours. Relationship sex, to me, is vastly more pleasant.

How do you feel anal sex (any variety / any gender/sex combination, sexual orientation). I personally have had the option in a GGG relationship, but have never quite desired to be on the giving or taking (pegging, in my case/sexual orientation) of sex acts involving the arse. The prospect of doing it to a woman frightens me, for some reason.

Let's talk about sex, all.

Genuine curiosities, not trolling.

 

[Ennui]

I laughed my ass off reading your whole post.

I have mental responses to every sentence... but I'm not going to post them here. My girlfriend knows this is my internet home and she is even registered

Gonna just ski right on past that potential holocaust.

 

[Rizzo]

I don't really care for sex to be honest. If I tell people in real life that I can't be botherd they either asume I'm gay or that there is something wrong with me. Maybe they're right... I never really been with someone I like either. Might be becouse of that.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

I can actually relate, most of the girls I've dated have had a massively higher sex drive than me. But it seems to get higher the more regularly it happens... Darwin or something.

Glad you're amused, Ennui haha, honestly

 

[Acepilotf14]

Posting before this gets closed.

 

[morgs]

I also don't have much of an interest in it, unlike a lot of people I'd rather establish a relationship before thinking about it.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

I also don't have much of an interest in it, unlike a lot of people I'd rather establish a relationship before thinking about it.

It really is vastly more satisfying for me. I stopped hooking up and started preferring serious relationships pretty damn fast.

 

[AtomicSpark]

Posting before this gets closed.

I was going to close it, but then I remembered this thread.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

I think Half-Life 2 dot net may be capable of having a constructive conversation about this, given there's a multi-paged hotly debated and lengthy thread on the merits of which stance one takes while urinating that remains open.

 

[Robbo]

I don't get the point of this thread other then revealing how we like to have sex, which I can't see that many people being willing to do.
I'll answer one though, Relationships are better than random hookups.

 

[Eejit]

What I've often wondered is whether most guys are actually as mediocre as sex as the stuff you always see in pornos. Just blindly hammering away with occasional changes in position or throwing in some oral here and there.

 

[Dekstar]

I didn't really become open about what I liked sexually until after my girlfriend and I broke up. It was one of those, "well why didn't you say?" moments.

EDIT: Haha Eejit, well I'm pretty awesome at going down on a girl, so I always do that first and make sure she's satisfied. I don't actually last that long myself, so I figure leaving it 'till the end is best as more of a prize for doing well, rather than being the main actual 'sex' bit.

 

[Acepilotf14]

I was going to close it, but then I remembered this thread.

 

[morgs]

What I've often wondered is whether most guys are actually as mediocre as sex as the stuff you always see in pornos. Just blindly hammering away with occasional changes in position or throwing in some oral here and there.

I'm sure it's a lot more passionate when performed in a proper loving relationship.

 

[Eejit]

Sure it is, but it's still very sub-optimal.


My girlfriend and I almost always have simultaneous orgasms, within a few seconds of each other at worst. Feels good man.

 

[The Monkey]

I have never done anal, don't plan to either. I don't care how tight it is, that's one orifice I can do without sticking my dick in.

I quite like cunnilingus, but it's tricky if you're with a girl for the first time, as they have all different preferences. Some girls like it if you go straight for the clitoris, while some don't. It's very rewarding once you've figured it out though.

I met a girl recently in her early 20s who said she has never had an orgasm (or maybe she said that just so I wouldn't feel bad for not giving her one, who knows). I read somewhere that 1/3 of women can't have orgasms, which sounds a bit much methinks. Anyone else run into that?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

My mommy told me you put your penis in a girl's butt and pee and little angel babies are made that way.

 

[Shift]

I am one of those people who loathes condoms

Don't have sex then. It shouldn't always be left to the female to curb the possibility of pregnancy/STIs just because you dislike condoms, an appallingly immature attitude.

I don't really care for sex to be honest.

I never really been with someone I like either. Might be becouse of that.

Yes I think the problem lies there.

I'm sure it's a lot more passionate when performed in a proper loving relationship.

This. The sex me and my partner have is mind-blowing and I think what makes it that extra bit better is because we trust each other 100 hundred percent, feel perfectly comfortable around each other and well yeh, love each other a lot. Beats sleeping around any day I think.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

What I've often wondered is whether most guys are actually as mediocre as sex as the stuff you always see in pornos. Just blindly hammering away with occasional changes in position or throwing in some oral here and there.

Porn is stupefyingly, brain-numbingly droll in this way. It teaches ****ing as the act of a man masturbating into and onto a female for an hour or more, and that's the image a lot of people end up having of sex. I'm guilty of having a lot of naive moments inspired by porn, and, for a time, being unable to get off without thinking of the ridiculous scenarios they put in porn.

Needless to say, I'm still grateful that porn is around. I just had to unlearn all the brain-etched habits I didn't even know I formed from watching the stuff so much as a teenager.

I met a girl recently in her early 20s who said she has never had an orgasm (or maybe she said that just so I wouldn't feel bad for not giving her one, who knows). I read somewhere that 1/3 of women can't have orgasms, which sounds a bit much methinks. Anyone else run into that?

Ye I've both heard the statistic and noticed the same with wiminz. While the statistic seems screwed (I think it's more culturally instilled), getting women off is certainly a very individualized, complex, multi-faceted thing. Women are taught a lot more shame, it creates a culture of defeatism and, in turn, makes finding their needs more difficult for themselves their partners. It would be awesome to see that corrected.

I'm sure there are isloated cases in which a woman is entirely unable to achieve orgasm, however I'm increasingly lead to believe that 1/3'rd is an arbitrarily inflated number. It'd be wondrous for the mythos of the female orgasm being "elusive", non-existent, or "not worth looking for" to fade.

That's not to say men don't have their own needs when it comes to getting off, just that we are handed and biologically work with a portfolio, whereas they have to reckon with a goddamn athenaeum full of file-cabinets and enormous lexicons due to the aforementioned cultural and biological differences.

 

[Shift]

The wonderful art of testing and the birth control pill. Of course nothing is 100%, and loyalty is never a guarantee, but you have to be able to say **** it at a certain point. Oops, I joek'd. All I meant to imply was I struggle with condoms, I find them cumbersome and reducing of sensation. In hookups they're obligatory, that goes unspoken for me.

They may reduce the sensation but that's a small price to pay to avoid pregnancy, the pill isn't full proof at all. And if you find them cumbersome, then learn to use them so that they aren't. Honestly, its those who make excuses about not using condoms that usually end up with an unplanned pregnancy on their heads.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

When I say struggle, I don't mean I can't figure them out or refuse to use them - rather that they annoy me more than they should and can turn down the heat for me in some cases. I never implied I left BC entirely for the woman to figure out, or that I was trying to make excuses to go unprotected... you're puttin' words in my mouth, son. I even stated the risk you take when relying on the pill. I'm actually partial to using both a spermicide of sorts AND a condom in most cases.

It's only in a very trusting relationship that I rely heavily on the pill - and even then, yes, I understand the risks. I don't think you're comprehending me fairly.

I love condoms for what they provide. I'm speaking towards something more personal, something I find problematic in my sexual mindset. A qualm, if you will.

 

[Eejit]

Gel cooling condoms feel awesome though.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

I get an allergic reaction to those .

 

[<RJMC>]

I want to bang cher

 

[Eejit]

I get an allergic reaction to those .

It swells up? :naughty:

 

[Shift]

When I say struggle, I don't mean I can't figure them out or refuse to use them - rather that they annoy me more than they should and can turn down the heat for me in some cases. I never implied I left BC entirely for the woman to figure out, or that I was trying to make excuses to go unprotected... you're puttin' words in my mouth, son. I even stated the risk you take when relying on the pill. I'm actually partial to using both a spermicide of sorts AND a condom in most cases.

It's only in a very trusting relationship that I rely heavily on the pill - and even then, yes, I understand the risks. I don't think you're comprehending me fairly.

I love condoms for what they provide. I'm speaking towards something more personal, something I find problematic in my sexual mindset. A qualm, if you will.

Well you didn't care to mention any of that before, I can only go off what I read.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Kinda feels like my penis is taking a bath in draino and molten lava, yeah.

 

[Dynasty]

I actually think that sex, especially for guys, has become a much lower concern or desire. For men, that is. [Edit] Worded quite badly, I know.

Simply because of women's decisions, or lack of should I say.

It's almost like there are now rules. unwritten rules about what needs to happen prior to sex. Just read some Cosmopolitan articles on how-to's and sex guides and you'll understand. Women treat them like gospels these days and it's incredibly frustrating. Guys have to go through a frigging checklist of actions before ''it's on''.

Now obviously not ALL women are like that, but I think it subconsciously is for every woman, because of magazines, what we see on TV and ESPECIALLY in films (oh my god, rom-coms annoy the hell out of me for their portrayals of romance). It's like playing a ***king game on TV; choices everywhere and you have to wait until the light stops to have any clue as to what she is thinking. Do I sleep with him? What about my friend's opinion? Will I look like a slut? Has he called me after 1.576 days from our first date? Did him touching my hand mean he likes me? Did he look into my eyes for more than 4 seconds? Does he have washboard abs? Does he have biceps the size of Bournemouth?

It's bull***t.

Sex is great, of course, and is even better when you're with someone you care about and they CLEARLY care for you back, but I'm sick of feeling like I'm running through a ***king gauntlet every time I meet someone new, just because it's written in these moronicly(spell much?)-generic magazines women read these days.

And sex seems to have become such a big deal as a result for women, more so than usual, and they cant wait to rate your performance to their friends afterward like some ***king amazon review.

 

[Bad^Hat]

My fetish is putting my penis in vaginas. There, I said it.

Well you didn't care to mention any of that before, I can only go off what I read.

Evidently not since, as he pointed out, he didn't mention anything about not using condoms or putting responsibility on the woman. :v

 

[Uriel]

5 IN THE POOPER!!!!

 

[The Monkey]

Have all you condom-haters tried the thin versions? They're a bit more expensive (50% more here I think), but the sensation is vastly different, and almost feels like doing it without. And they haven't compromised in safety either as far as I know.

 

[CowPunk]

Porn is stupefyingly, brain-numbingly droll in this way. It teaches ****ing as the act of a man masturbating into and onto a female for an hour or more, and that's the image a lot of people end up having of sex. I'm guilty of having a lot of naive moments inspired by porn, and, for a time, being unable to get off without thinking of the ridiculous scenarios they put in porn.

I couldn't agree with this more. However, I am a virgin, so I have no real input to this conversation.

 

[Stigmata]

I read somewhere that 1/3 of women can't have orgasms, which sounds a bit much methinks. Anyone else run into that?

Nope :smoking:

actually though yes

 

[Higlac]

The only advice I have is this: Find the clitoris, if that doesn't work, find the G-Spot. If that still doesn't work, then make sure that you talk to each other during the act.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Wait, what? Women can have orgasms?

 

[Eejit]

Oh, advice?

Tempo.
Just don't go BANGBANGBANGBANG like some rutting dog.
Start slow and shallow. Vary depth, speed. Use a rhythm but vary it slightly, don't be too predictable. Pianoforte. Fortepiano. Fortissimo piano. Underlying accelerando. Crescendo.


Works very well for me with my woman anyhow.

 

[Higlac]

Oh, advice?

Tempo.
Just don't go BANGBANGBANGBANG like some rutting dog.
Start slow and shallow. Vary depth, speed. Use a rhythm but vary it slightly, don't be too predictable. Pianoforte. Fortepiano. Fortissimo piano. Underlying accelerando. Crescendo.


Works very well for me with my woman anyhow.

I've never heard sex described with music terms before. Very fitting though.

 

[FrostedxB]

Weird, I was contemplating making a similar thread last night as well. Mainly because I have a semi-stupid question about condoms.

More specifically condoms with spermicidal lubricant.

When I was still with my ex, and we were talking about sex, she said she'd only do it if I had spermicidal condoms. Back then I didn't know much about them so I went ahead and bought them. Now there's a long story I really don't feel like telling unless someone thinks it would help answer the question. But lately I've been doing a bit of research and have seen that these can cause infections and allergic reactions. Is this a common problem with spermicidal condoms though? Also read that they were not recommended but are safer then having unprotected sex. Is that true? I really don't know much about condoms other then that they're supposed to reduce the risk of pregnancy.

 

[Mr Stabby]

I think it's really awkward if the girl is silent. If they are the silent type, there needs to music or something in the background.

 

[ríomhaire]

Sure it is, but it's still very sub-optimal.


My girlfriend and I almost always have simultaneous orgasms, within a few seconds of each other at worst. Feels good man.

You don't have to lie to us Eejit, we know you fake it to make her feel better.