Man arrested for beastiality claims prostitute turned into a donkey

[ríomhaire]

Moyo told magistrate Mildred Matuv: "Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested.

"I had hired a prostitute and paid $20 for the service at Down Town nightclub and I don't know how she then became a donkey."

Original article: http://www.digitalspy.ie/odd/news/a347568/man-claims-prostitute-turned-into-donkey.html

 

[Stigmata]

I bet the officers got a real kick out of that

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jesus that was bad

 

[CptStern]

he wanted a piece of that ass

 

[No Limit]

Which would you prefer? Your prostitute turning out to be a dude or a donkey?

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

he wanted a piece of that ass

aaand we're done here.

 

[<RJMC>]

wonder if he was braying a lot when caught?

 

[Sulkdodds]

I think that being a prostitute who turned into a donkey every time the clock struck 4am would be absolutely awful. I can't imagine a more terrifying life.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I'm sure mule think of something.

 

[Raziaar]

How is this NOT a Stern thread? I can't be the only one asking that question.

he wanted a piece of that ass

Probably going to be the best one.

 

[function9]

Would make a good commercial for Sears Optical.

The most shocking part of the story, Zimbabwe has a night club?!

 

[KiplingsCat]

This is very Shakespearean.