"My Mommy is a stripper"


May 5, 2004
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A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment.


After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be very clear on my child?s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel.

:LOL: wait ..wouldnt it be worse to admit you work at home depot?

I swear you've made this thread like, 3 times before.
Stern's mum is a stripper?
I'm pretty sure I've seen this picture before, like a month ago somewhere.
thats what the litle bitch get for not learning to draw
ZT is right, stern must be an old senile creeper.

Stern, Stern. Are we gonna have to get you put down?
All this thread did was make me google image "Rorschach's essay about his parents" with no result.

Thanks for nothing internet.