Oi!

[evil^milk]

So yesterday I thought it would be nice and fun to drink while I listened to some music on my mp3 player. However, my drinking got a little out of hand, and I ended up drinking more than I've ever had.

I don't remember what happened later that night. I don't remember going to sleep, or throwing up, or getting knocked out, or throwing my cd player on the ground and placing the CD on a chair in the kitchen. I was awoken by the horrible feeling of a log inside my pants (and no, it wasn't my ding-dong) so I went to the bathroom, washed myself up, and threw that horrible brown log down to oblivion.

:bonce:

And I have now woken up, at 1 PM, with my brain stem hurting like hell. Does anyone know how to eliminate the symptoms of a hangover? ;(

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Welcome to alcoholism. I'll be your tour-guide.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[tehsolace]

Welcome to alcoholism. I'll be your tour-guide.

-Angry Lawyer

lol


man dont you just love hearing the 'story' of the night before being told to you by someone, and the whole time you're like "holy crap I did that??"

 

[Terminator]

Wait, you shit yourself???? ......LMAO

 

[evil^milk]

Yeah, apparently

lol


man dont you just love hearing the 'story' of the night before being told to you by someone, and the whole time you're like "holy crap I did that??"

actually I always do crazy stuff on purpose to remember that drinking that night was worth it... and I end up regretting it

 

[ComradeBadger]

Drinking by yourself, and shitting yourself doing it.

A personal best?

 

[Korgoth]

I have been horribly drunk in my time.. Usually every weekend, most of them are so blurry I hardly remember them and they all run together... I can honestly say one thing though... I have never shat me pants. I think you should either drink less, or eat less.. Take your pic

 

[The Monkey]

I never get hangovers, even if I was really drunk the night before. I get a little thirsty the morging after, that's it.

 

[Baserape>]

Piss in a wicker basket.

 

[evil^milk]

Piss in a wicker basket.

lol, how will that help?

 

[wildchild730]

Drink lots of coffee or something I dunno, or an apple?

OMFG stop hassling me I've never had a hangover

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Rehydrate yourself. Drink plenty of fluids.

Also, try to sick up whatever alcohol is left in your system.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[evil^milk]

Rehydrate yourself. Drink plenty of fluids.

Also, try to sick up whatever alcohol is left in your system.

-Angry Lawyer

thanks, I'll try that.

 

[wildchild730]

Fluids not containing alcohol

 

[CptStern]

you know you have a drinking problem if you wake up with a log in your pants and dont know how it got there .....



:O

 

[Hectic Glenn]

you know you have a drinking problem if you wake up with a log in your pants and dont know how it got there .....



:O

Some of the elderly among us get the problem without drink

 

[CptStern]

that's why I wear these ...shiny

 

[wildchild730]

that's why I wear these ...shiny

I hate buttoning my underwear up! D:

 

[CptStern]

they come in a velcro version :E

 

[wildchild730]

they come in a velcro version :E

But what if the pointy bit of the velcro is a bit too big and it pokes me? :O

 

[CptStern]

well then you'll have a sore bum?

 

[wildchild730]

yeah I spose, but I don't enjoy having a sore bum

 

[CptStern]

heheh dont say that too loud

 

[wildchild730]

Meh, what the hell, I'll buy some of those button undies stern, how much?

I'll use them for gaming days

 

[CptStern]

I use them when I go drinking ...prevents logs from forming in your pants

 

[kirovman]

Wow, I thought I was hardcore, but I haven't had no log.

Must try harder.

 

[wildchild730]

I use them when I go drinking ...prevents logs from forming in your pants

But instead a squishy/crusty feeling in your butcheeks!

 

[kirovman]

Yes, we've established that he shat himself.

Can we move on from that?

 

[Unfocused]

Rofl, nearly choked on toast when I read the bit about shitting yourself

 

[tripleplay369]

Drink lots of water. Next time, though, drink lots of water while you are drinking. Good-bye hangover.

 

[Que-Ever]

But don't put water IN your drinks, unless you aren't a MAN.

 

[tripleplay369]

Just chase any hard liquor with water. that solves all problems.

 

[Steven]

I was awoken by the horrible feeling of a log inside my pants

sigged.

 

[Laivasse]

Worst I ever managed was vomiting in my sleep. I woke up with the inside of my nostrils caked in meat, and with little bits of mince in my mouth. Apparently a considerate friend had scraped the bulk of it off my chest the night before. When I woke up I was still drunk and seconds away from shitting myself, but I made it to the bathroom where I spent some time (over an hour, some of it unconscious) naked stumbling between the toilet, the bidet and the shower.

I'd recommend drinking lots of water, spend some time in the toilet emptying yourself from both ends, and then get some sleep. When you wake up (again) you'll probably feel a lot better.

 

[Darkwolf]

Yes water is the key. A hangover is cause by dehydration, as your body uses A LOT of water when breaking down the anchohol. So yeah.... drink lots and lost of water.

 

[Danimal]

So yesterday I thought it would be nice and fun to drink while I listened to some music on my mp3 player. However, my drinking got a little out of hand, and I ended up drinking more than I've ever had.

I don't remember what happened later that night. I don't remember going to sleep, or throwing up, or getting knocked out, or throwing my cd player on the ground and placing the CD on a chair in the kitchen. I was awoken by the horrible feeling of a log inside my pants (and no, it wasn't my ding-dong) so I went to the bathroom, washed myself up, and threw that horrible brown log down to oblivion.

:bonce:

And I have now woken up, at 1 PM, with my brain stem hurting like hell. Does anyone know how to eliminate the symptoms of a hangover? ;(

Next time you drink, have a glass of water for every pint of alcohol.

Your hangover will be reduced/gone the next morning!

 

[Angry Lawyer]

I've never shat myself, I'll give you that.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[evil^milk]

actually it was very confusing... i don't remember if it was poo or not, but i do remember that i desperately tried to get myself in the bath, bouncing off the walls and falling a few times :bonce:

thanks for the tip Danimal and Darkwolf
lol Lavaisse

 

[Unfocused]

Worst I ever managed was vomiting in my sleep. I woke up with the inside of my nostrils caked in meat, and with little bits of mince in my mouth.

Jimmy Hendrix died like that, I think. You may say he drowned in his own vomit.

 

[Geogaddi]

You don't need alcohol to shit in your pants.