Pictures of Yourself the "Jintor demands it happen" version

[Stigmata]

And yes, they did reek of cum

I'm going to pretend you said Marilyn Monroe.

 

[JUL3]

Is your name Marty, Jul?

My brother's name is Marty, why do you ask?

 

[Stylo]

So I suppose I'll show myself.

Spoiler

Here I am with a screwdriver. (I was tweaking the geet)

 

[Acepilotf14]

Jake?

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Well, shit. Somebody just won the beauty contest.

 

[Vegeta897]

A final sit in the family room

Mom took the pic so naturally it looks like shit.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I want to lick her feet.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Your sister looks like a male junkie in that photo.

Actually...

 

[Uriel]

I'll kill you all with an axe

 

[Krynn72]

A final sit in the family room

I like how you sat in order of least to most footwear.

I only just saw the pics of Darkside. Damn, I knew you were azn, but you're really ****in azn bro.

 

[Lucid]

Took a new picture just for the sake of updating the one on facebook.

 

[ríomhaire]

Me before and after shaving, getting a haircut and entering the yellow dimension:

 

[Vegeta897]

It's nice to have a camera phone that isn't total ass.

 

[YROC]

dat neckbeard

 

[MJ12]

I churn butter once or twice, living in an Amish Paradise, It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish Paradise.

 

[Eejit]

Uneven nostril alert!

 

[morgs]

An imperfect human! Who'da thunk it?

 

[JUL3]

ZT are you ever going to explain how you know my brother's name solely from an image of me wearing his glasses?

 

[JUL3]

Are you really from Australia?

I most certainly am. How do you know me?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I just finished Fear 3 the second time today, this time on Insane with a friend. My god my eyes.

 

[Vegeta897]

Oh jesus you look like a bearded baby.

 

[Solaris]

Here's some of me randomly selected from Facebook

 

[kineaesth]

I most certainly am. How do you know me?

do you post on a forum called halflive2.net?!!?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Oh jesus you look like a bearded baby.

yer mums a bearded baby after i put my dick in her pancreas

Here's some of me randomly selected from Facebook

phantomdesign 2.0

 

[kineaesth]

phantomdesign 2.0

This is the most crucial suggestion that has been made in this thread to date, I cannot wait for further evidence.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Do you have any photos of yourself in an expensive car perpetually turning a neverending corner?

 

[JUL3]

do you post on a forum called halflive2.net?!!?

Excuse me for being intrigued. My brother has just come back from the US and I've no idea how/why ZT asked if my name were his.

Unless of course I'm being trolled?

 

[Sheepo]

That's an internet thing, right?

 

[JUL3]

Oh okay. That makes two members here who went to high school with someone who looks like me.

 

[Vegeta897]

My sister has an awesome new camera with a really nice lens.

Oh and my new album

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

Any reason why you're not looking at the camera in any of them?

 

[Bad^Hat]

If I had to guess...

two girls one cup?

 

[Vegeta897]

Any reason why you're not looking at the camera in any of them?

lol badhat

 

[Zephos]

That is the most impressive neckbeard I ever have seen on a man.

 

[Stigmata]

Veg, you're the only man whose neckbeard I'd lovingly rub.

 

[Bad^Hat]

That is the most impressive neckbeard I ever have seen on a man.

UNTIL NOW.

 

[kineaesth]

My sister has an awesome new camera with a really nice lens.

pity she doesn't know how to focus!

can you get her to unblock me on MSN I was almost in her pants

 

[Ennui]

You looked like this kid I went to High School with, who turned out to be an old member of Halflife2.net and Hetaria or whatever the stupid secret forum is called.

I'm intrigued. Who was this?

I haven't posted a photo any time recently so here's one I just took of myself now (this is about as scruffy as I get, I'm past due for hair shortening )

 

[Mellish]

Lovely.

†

 

[Stigmata]

Oh lawdy. I will make sex to that shirt, Mellish.

First picture I've taken of myself in... three years? There is another with my glasses on, but I look angrier in that one.

be nice ~