R U A Tru Homie

[Steven]

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

..._...|..____________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____|]=
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

 

[CyberPitz]

oh dear god.

 

[Sparta]

Pffffftt. You gotta take into account the political and territorial consequences if you're gonna do a hit on the guy that killed your homey.

Somebody needs to watch The Wire and learn a little something about the game

 

[DreamThrall]

lol

 

[Beerdude26]

That pistol looks like the Northern Faction handgun from Empires :|

 

[DEATHMASTER]

lolwut

 

[Darkside55]

He has a powerful weapon
he charges a million a shot
an assassin that's second to none
the man with the golden gun

..._...|..____________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____|]=
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

Lurking in some darkened doorway
or crouched on a roof top somewhere
in the next room, or this very one
the man with the golden gun

..._...|..____________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____|]=
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

Love is required whenever he's hired
it comes just before the kill
no one can catch him, no hit man can match him
or his million dollar skill

One golden shot means another poor victim
has come to glittering end
for a price he'll erase anyone
the man with the golden gun

..._...|..____________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____|]=
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

His eye may be on you or me
who will he bang?
We shall seeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah!

Love is required whenever he's hired
it comes just before the kill
no one can catch him, no hit man can match him
or his million dollar skill

One golden shot means another poor victim
has come to glittering end
if you want to get rid of someone
the man with the golden gun

..._...|..____________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____|]=
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

will get it done
he'll shoot anyone
with his gooooooooooolden guuuuuuuuuuuuun

..._...|..____________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____|]=
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

 

[MiccyNarc]

/dances in closed thread

 

[lePobz]

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW I WOULDNT GO TO UR FUNERAL

... i'd be at home, masturbating.

 

[Xendance]

You get that quite alot on the internet.

 

[WacK]

Dude...that's just sad

 

[Sulkdodds]

Arr, if ye were vanquished th' very next day, ye'd see me not at yer funeral but banged up in gaol, fer findin' the scurvy dog that killed ye and sendin' him to the depths!

.
                        __.......__                        
                   _.-''           '-..                    
                ,-'                    '-.                 
              ,'                          '.               
            ,'                              '\             
           /                                  `            
          /                                    `.          
         /                                      \          
        |                                        |         
        |                                        |         
        |                                         |        
        |                                         |        
        |                                        .'        
        |                                        |         
         |                                      .'         
          \                                     /          
           \                                  ,'           
            `                                /             
             '.                            ,'              
               '-.                      _,'           
                  '-._              _,-'                   
                      '`--......---'

We be true brothers of the sea!
We plunder together!
We plunge together!
send ye this BLACK SPOT to every no-good dog you care for , and if ye get a lucky 13 count, why then - you are a true buccaneer!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN HIT BY..

............|\
............| \
............|_\
...______|_______________
...\___MACHINE CODE_____/
....\_____________/

which probably makes you pretty angry. I'd be pissed too.

****er came out of nowhere

 

[JNightshade]

Shit, I need the Spartan version of this D:

 

[<RJMC>]

ya homie shove dat shit

 

[Beerdude26]

We's a textured homies nao

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Oh lawd.

 

[Tyguy]

a true homie cant read past the 4th grade level.....WORD UP

 

[Stigmata]

a tru homie spends all his benjamins fo rent on a new pair of kicks, yo

 

[Dalamari]

 

[Wanted Bob]

Lol Vut? Theres a true homie.

 

[Jintor]

Does this work?

/EDIT No.@@@

/NINJA EDIT Where the heck is that ASCII guy with head in hands?

 

[Danimal]

<Insert ASCII Lock Here>