secrets of area 51 revealed!(no aliens)

[<RJMC>]

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2011461015_area51vets28m.html

VANCOUVER, Wash. — After nearly five decades, guys like James Noce finally get to tell their stories about Area 51.

Yes, that Area 51.

The one that gets brought up when people talk about secret Air Force projects, crashed UFOs, alien bodies and, of course, conspiracies.

The secrets, some of them, have been declassified.

Noce, 72, and his fellow Area 51 veterans around the country now are free to talk about doing contract work for the CIA in the 1960s and '70s at the arid, isolated Southern Nevada government testing site.

Their stories shed some light on a site shrouded in mystery; classified projects still are going on there. It's not a big leap from warding off the curious 40 or 50 years ago, to warding off the curious who now make the drive to Area 51.

The veterans' stories provide a glimpse of real-life government covert operations, with their everyday routines and moments of excitement.

Noce didn't seek out publicity. But when contacted, he was glad to tell what it was like.

"I was sworn to secrecy for 47 years. I couldn't talk about it," he says.

but what about the aliens man!!!1

Stories about aliens

About the aliens.

Noce and Barnes say they never saw anything connected to UFOs.

Barnes believes the Air Force and the "Agency" didn't mind the stories about alien spacecraft. They helped cover up the secret planes that were being tested.

On one occasion, he remembers, when the first jets were being tested at what Muroc Army Air Field, later renamed Edwards Air Force Base, a test pilot put on a gorilla mask and flew upside down beside a private pilot.

"Well, when this guy went back, telling reporters, 'I saw a plane that didn't have a propeller and being flown by a monkey,' well, they laughed at this guy — and it got where the guys would see [test pilots] and they didn't dare report it because everybody'd laugh at them," says Barnes.

Noce says he quite liked working at Area 51.

it looks like that hobo that was talking about extraterestrial monkeys was right after all......

 

[Remus]

Noce and Barnes say they never saw anything connected to UFOs.

Disinformation! This man is obviously working with THEM! *arms*

 

[the cow says moo]

THAT'S WHAT THE MAN WANTS YOU TO THINK!

 

[V-Man339]

We'll never know the full story(ies), and no one would have it any other way.

 

[Remus]

Would you look over here sir...

 

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On one occasion, he remembers, when the first jets were being tested at what Muroc Army Air Field, later renamed Edwards Air Force Base, a test pilot put on a gorilla mask and flew upside down beside a private pilot.

"Well, when this guy went back, telling reporters, 'I saw a plane that didn't have a propeller and being flown by a monkey,' well, they laughed at this guy — and it got where the guys would see [test pilots] and they didn't dare report it because everybody'd laugh at them," says Barnes.

Ha this is awesome.

 

[Warped]

sounds more like a nut house than anything

 

[Danimal]

Haha bullshit, humans have been reverse-engineering alien technology for years.

Ever though that UFO you saw was alien? Nah dude, humans fly them.

 

[Warped]

this is probably the 1st time ever that a less advanced world has gotten the upper hand. imagine if they disclosed even more info and started the mass production and air force training

/rolls eyes