So I'm joining the military!

[Hobostomp]

Any tips?

Don't die.

your parents must be thrilled by now

I lol'd.

 

[Uriel]

Parents may worry about your safety but they couldn't be prouder.

Unless your parents are hippies.

 

[soulslicer]

Wait, don't go sign on now...you'll become a specialist (Sergeant)..cos u have no degree. Try to get higher qualifications so you can go into the officer core at least..

but I don't know how the us mil. works though, but either way..go for the officer way...

 

[Dog--]

I'm not in the US first of all, and second of all your need a university degree for anything officer and above, I don't have the grades nor did I take the right classes throughout highschool to be even considered for university, so unless I got to college for 4 years, then university for another 4 years it wont happen. I'll also have to pay for those things, which I can't.

Pretty much what I'm saying is unless I get like every award you can get and am literally the best solder they've ever seen, I'll never be anything higher then Sergeant.

 

[Sulkdodds]

A sergeant knows the business. Yer rupert with 'is fancy commission may dance 'is coranto and kiss pretty 'ands but when he asks yer to stand in front of a cannon for yer king ye'll be needing a sergeant who knows the ropes and can hold fast to 'em when the going's rough. Sergeants are like rats, an' rats is the smartest creatures on earth: they know never to rise too high, an' they know when to start running.

 

[VirusType2]

Corporal is a pretty sweet rank. No responsibilities, but good privileges. Sergeant is one of the toughest ranks from what I can tell. You'll have so many responsibilities, plus you'll be held accountable for your squad.

Maybe. Results vary, depending what service you are in.

 

[xdrive]

Joining the U.S military would be scary. You never know when the president is going to send you to another stupid pointless war again.

 

[Danimal]

ITT: Everyone thinks Dog is in the US.