Teabagging - 2009 Edition

Reginald

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This thread is now about Tea.

English Tea.

Maybe even Yorkshire Tea which is my favourite.




It's also about how Tea somehow always looks right with a capital letter.
 
Tea makes me

vomit.jpg
 
Also FYI American's, I don't want you coming in here with "I JUST LOVE ICED LEMON TEA" "RASPBERRY ICED TEA IS SUPER"

I will get angry. This is reaaaaaaaaaaal tea. So yeah anyone like Whittards?

Also this tea is crazy, my missus bought it once...it smells of smoked haddock - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapsang_souchong
 
i dont like hot drinks. maybe its cos i live in a hot country, maybe not.
i do like biscuits though. and Tea (youre right it does look good) always goes with biscuits.

could we discuss biscuits also? or is that another thread?
 
Real men drink acid laced with those little roofers nails.

And even that's a little meh for me, I'm looking for something more extreme lately, but what's more extreme then acid laced with nails?

Seriously tea/coffee/all that shit taste like ass covered with wiener juice. It's only good if it's piping hot and splashed in someones face.
 
Dog-- said:
And even that's a little meh for me, I'm looking for something more extreme lately, but what's more extreme then acid laced with nails?
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Acid laced with melted steel reinforced concrete, and brick ice cubes?
 
That Tea looks a little funky Glenn. My favourite Oriental tea is an Oolong called Organic Gunpowder that I get from a little spice store near where I live.

It's literally the tastiest Tea I've ever had.


The tastiest Tea apart from Yorkshire Tea that is.
 
Nitre, c'mon.. Brick ice cubes.. I'm not 5.
 
Dog--, you are a noob and are hereby banished from this thread! Tea is what all real men drink.

In fact, ditto to Ravioli, mechanicallizard and Nitre.
 
Besides iced tea, I can't think of a girlier drink.
 
To be honest, PG Tips is better than Tetley. But I was brought up on PG Tips so I guess I'm a little biased. I hardly complain about any Tea when I've offered it though.
 
Hectic Glenn said:
Also FYI American's, I don't want you coming in here with "I JUST LOVE ICED LEMON TEA" "RASPBERRY ICED TEA IS SUPER"

I will get angry. This is reaaaaaaaaaaal tea.
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Weeeell I don't like how you just assume Americans are going to come in here talking about silly consumeristic bullshit tea.

/me struts out of here, and takes that pic of an asian girl barfing with him
 
I introduced America to Tea with milk in it.


YES I DID.
I took with me 100 bags of English Breakfast Tea and a dozen crumpets.
I do love tea and crumpets.
 
Crumpets are nice, but tea is just boring.

Prefer to have some nice orange juice.
 
I don't care much for Earl Grey. It's quite wonderful when one has a hangover, but that's really the only time I drink it.
 
I don't drink tea often enough to have a particular favourite. I can quite happily drink an entire pot of it if it's going though. Mmm.
 
I don't really drink tea. It tastes like flavoured water. Coffee is fine, though.

Blame Charley. Blame her for everything!
 
Earl Grey tea
Iced Lemon tea (HEH HEH HEH)
Chinese tea
Chrysanthemum tea
aaaaaaaaand
Green tea
 
I'm always up for a by-the-books cup of english tea. PG Tips is the best, IMO, nice and strong.

Whittards are great when I want to try something a bit upmarket.

Oh oh oh! Reminds me, Whittards is an awesome place to stop in for a rest when you're out doing emergency Christmas shopping, because they usually have a tray out of free, nice and hot, fruity tea samples. I like to sip at these whilst deciding what shop to head for next and pretending to browse Whittards' selection.
 
Hectic Glenn said:
Also FYI American's, I don't want you coming in here with "I JUST LOVE ICED LEMON TEA" "RASPBERRY ICED TEA IS SUPER"

I will get angry. This is reaaaaaaaaaaal tea. So yeah anyone like Whittards?

Also this tea is crazy, my missus bought it once...it smells of smoked haddock - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapsang_souchong
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You shut your elitist tea-drinking limey mouth! Sweet iced tea is the most wonderful, delightful liquid on the planet after water. A slice of lemon doesn't hurt either. I drink hot tea too - English tea even - but it doesn't compare to sweet tea.

SweetTea.jpg
 
I like a lot of the Asian green teas. My brother brought back a few boxes from China and it's so good.
 
I knew this thread would become infested with heathens whilst us Brits sleep.

But at least I have this nice refreshing cup of Yorkshire Tea next to me.
 
Yorkshire tea is the greatest cup of tea EVER!!!!!!!
Shit I'm gunna make a cup RIGHT NOW!
 
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