Thank you for attending GDC 2008 ? See you all next year!

[ríomhaire]

Letter from the GDC Executive Director:

The Game Developers Conference works because it?s built by and reflects developers like you. On behalf of the entire GDC team and the GDC Advisory Board, I would like to thank you for attending, speaking, exhibiting, and sponsoring GDC 2008, and making GDC a true mecca for game creation. We look forward to seeing you all again next year, at the more civilized dates of March 23-27, 2009!

Jamil Moledina
Executive Director
Game Developers Conference

So wierd. I've never been in the same country as the Game Developers Conference yet I've somehow got this email. What the hell is going on?

 

[<RJMC>]

Its A Trap!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Lay out a tarp.

 

[Seppo]

they're after you

 

[CyberPitz]

Ruuun!

 

[Vegeta897]

Your evil twin brother is at it again!

 

[taviow]

They will kill you if you don't move to another country, change your name and change your sex.

Do it now! They will find you if you don't!

 

[Sulkdodds]

So wierd. I've never been in the same country as the Game Developers Conference...

Not yet. But you will.

 

[Vegeta897]

Oh **** it's a letter from the future.

 

[taviow]

Not yet. But you will.

How do you know?
Do you have something to do with that email?
Look, you just won't manage to take him. He's already hidden, he's probably out of the country already. He has probably changed his name and sex already too!

 

[DigiQ8]

It's happening...

 

[delusional]

Wuts a GDC?

 

[DigiQ8]

Game Developers Conference

 

[taviow]

Wuts a GDC?

Game Developers Conference

That's what they want you to think, delusional.
GDC is actually something so terrible that I shall not name it here.
Digi is probably one of them too...
I will explain later. For now...

Run.

 

[DigiQ8]

You said too much...you have to die....

 

[taviow]

I know death is my destiny, I know you are going to kill me now.

I can't avoid it...

But I told riomhaire and delusional everything I knew...
They are hidden. They are safe for now. And they know your secrets.

 

[DigiQ8]

Ha ha ha ha haa

You don't know what happened to them, do you?
They all dead...DEAD! We found them, inside a cave and we blew it on their heads!

No one now knows about our secret..we win...we always win

Now it's time to die! *pushes taviow over the edge*

 

[taviow]

No! The secret is...

lost forever...

*dies*

 

[Naudian]

stfu.

 

[delusional]

*dead*

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Is this the acension at work? The timeline distorted?

 

[delusional]

Is this the acension at work? The timeline distorted?

No this is something completely different and your not invited.

 

[Jintor]

Do remember, though, that delusional is... well... yeah.

 

[highlander]

They're after you. Run for the love of go-

 

[Link]

*Opens door, pokes head out, looks round furtivley, pulls head back in*

*Sound of a thousand locks clicking into place*

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Not yet. But you will.

HA HA HA!




More foreshadowing.

 

[Zephos]

Doesn't it all seem familiar... almost nostalgic?

 

[Slug Advisor]

Oh God, no not them. Run! Run, you sunava bitch! Oh shi- *dies*

 

[ríomhaire]

Hey guys what's...uh...just...what the...no...

 

[Eejit]

It's a trick. There will be no next year.