The "I Like Breathing" thread.

[Jintor]

Inspired by a throwaway line from Riom, I present unto you: The I LIEK BREATHING thread.

The purpose of this thread is to find the people on this forums who do not like breathing.

That is all.

 

[Lucid]

Just stop, seriously.

One mass thread locking is enough.

 

[Jintor]

This is genuine.

I have no intention to create an 'incident' or a 'flibertigibbet' or whatever the **** you are calling your madcap spamfests. I am simply interested in knowing whether or not you like to breath.

 

[ríomhaire]

Although I find the general concept of foreign objects into the body, as well as matter leaving the body, a little disgusting, I actively enjoy breathing, if a little guiltily.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

That ^

 

[Naph]

I don't like it when I some other reality, aka games, you're told that the room is full of deadly gas, or you are immersed in water or any other type of un-breathable atmosphere. That hence after you are told or made the action to set yourself in the situation, you have trouble breathing in the real world.

It happens, don't deny it.

 

[Ravioli]

generally i love breathing, however, the past few days it has become a chore. For some reason its much harder to breath, and my chest seems heavier, and im always out of breath, even when im just sitting down. Im not sick or anything, atleast i dont think i am. Not fat either, im really skinny tbh.

Lets quote David Firth:
"Do you find the mucus in your nasal passage makes breathing a chore? Well then, perhaps you dont deserve to breath at all"

 

[Steven]

I do not like breathing because it takes up energy and allows bacteria into my body, but overall I find it very useful.

 

[Slug Advisor]

I don't so much like breathing, as find it a necessity.

 

[taviow]

I love breathing. It's a wonderful thing to do. I love breathing so much that I never stop breathing at any moment in my life. Awesome.

 

[Shift]

Breathing for the ****ing win.

 

[Stigmata]

All manner of gases, you say? :naughty:

 

[Dog--]

If I didn't have to I wouldn't. Most of the time It's just annoying to breath, like when you run you have to breath hard and stuff like that.

 

[monkeyclass]

I voted I dont like to breath... But then I thought, well helium is pretty fun to breath

 

[Saturos]

Yes, I enjoying breathing, as I love myself and my life. I just don't enjoy breathing highly toxic gases or second hand cigarette smoke though. That would suck.

 

[Gordon-Shepherd]

****ing Love Breathing

 

[Sulkdodds]

I enjoy breathing many things.

 

[Iron Kat]

Yes, i like breathing because i don't fancy dying yet.
Having said that, there are things that idon't enjoy breathing in, for instance cigarette smoke (I f*cking hate the fact that I have to walk through a cloud of fag smoke everyday when going into and coming out of college (the smoking area is right by the student entrance)) and carbon monoxide (but who would be stupid enough to enjoy breathing in that??!!).
So, I should really say that i enjoy breathing in oxygen because i don't want to die yet. i stand corrected!!!!

 

[Sheepo]

I swear I'm trying to quit!

 

[Saturos]

Trivia for the day: Pure oxygen is lethal.

 

[VirusType2]

Today we are going to learn this once and for all.

you'll see from my following example, just how important an extra letter can be:


Breath - as in, "Hold your breath, I just dropped a huge bomb in that bathroom"

Breathe - as in, "I Can't ****ing Breathe, holy shit it stinks."


I've just helped at least three people lead better, more fulfilling lives.

 

[Pesmerga]

I enjoy breathing many things.

Oh, you!

 

[TCfromBN]

I enjoy breathing in smoke from various illicit plants.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Trivia for the day: Pure oxygen is lethal.

especially with an open flame in the room.
but the 70% nitrogen + oxygen + other trace stuff isn't necessarily 'foreign' aside from the trace crap.

 

[Krynn72]

I generally dislike doing anything that is required of humankind to live. Breathing, eating, sleeping, shitting,

 

[highlander]

I like to live, so yes.

 

[Krynn72]

I like to live, so yes.

Fixed.

 

[Pesmerga]

How do you know you wouldn't enjoy death more?

 

[Kula Meenur]

Survey violates validity.

 

[Pesmerga]

I can hold my breath for 4 minutes. I just tested this. Awesome.

 

[VirusType2]

I can hold my breath for 4 minutes. I just tested this. Awesome.

I've tried to do that before. when taking a crap.

 

[Asuka]

Breathing when i don't notice it YES.
Breathing when I'm paying attention to it NO.

 

[highlander]

How do you know you wouldn't enjoy death more?

You go find out

 

[Rizzo]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/412ea355e6

 

[Combine_Advisor]

Oh yeah...breathing...i jerk off to that

 

[Pulse]

Breathing when i don't notice it YES.
Breathing when I'm paying attention to it NO.

You are now breathing manually.

lol so randum xD

 

[Steven]

You are now breathing manually.

lol so randum xD

:|... **** you man

 

[Remus]

:|... **** you man

You are now, breathing, blinking manually and uncontrollably tapping your foot.

 

[Steven]

You are now, breathing, blinking manually and uncontrollably tapping your foot.

You just lost the game.

 

[Remus]

You just lost the game.

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