the Perfect gift to give your religious neighbour this christmas

[CptStern]

stocking stuffers:

now comes in gum form:

jesus themed piggy banks:

gifts with a message:

for the dyslexic in your family

Happy festivus!

 

[Phobie]

My neighbours are all muslim and islam. Bet they'll appreciate that!

 

[CptStern]

they celebrate christmas? that's pretty accomodating of them

 

[Seppo]

jesus themed piggy banks:

Hahahah this certainly made my day thanks!

 

[Phobie]

they celebrate christmas? that's pretty accomodating of them

Actually yes, not celebrate, but exchange gifts with people who do. A lot of their kids go to mixed religion schools so they get to experience lots of different holidays. Everyone joined in with the Diwali celebrations recently, and it was lovely.

They usually give crappy presents though.

 

[CptStern]

"it's the thought that counts" ..hey at least it wasnt napalm in the shape of a stuffed christmas teddy bear



my fave christmas gift:

" Protect our troops - from the womb to the war. What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless dictatorship?

Plastic replica of an 11-12 week old fetus, 3" long, holding a firearm in its precious little hand, with an assortment of other military paraphernalia, encased in a translucent plastic ornament, with a patriotic yellow ribbon on top. Includes a metal ornament hanger. If only a womb were this safe, attractive and reasonably priced!

Show that you support the "culture of life" by buying and proudly displaying one of these patriotic unborn Americans."

 

[Acepilotf14]

Don't be such a prick.

 

[CptStern]

try having a sense of humour

 

[Druckles]

Hahah! I'm really tempted to give one of them to my family... possibly the bibel

 

[Phobie]

Lordy lordy, now christmas trees have gone all political.

I decorated mine with baubles and lights last night, and a pretty star on the top. You can keep your fetus with a gun.

 

[Raziaar]

...

Just let people enjoy their ****ing Christmas holiday season in peace...

Geez.

Everything is always so politicized these days.

 

[CptStern]

why would anyone take offense to this? they're gag gifts

 

[Druckles]

Lordy lordy, now christmas trees have gone all political.

Sh! It's called a Winter tree!

 

[Seppo]

why would anyone take offense to this? they're gag gifts

because you do not make fun of christmas. because freedom of speech is limited to opinions of food.

 

[CptStern]

because freedom of speech is limited to opinions of food.

that is brilliant, I'll have to remember that one :thumbs:

 

[Acepilotf14]

You're making fun of Jesus' birthday! What if we made fun of your birthday? Huh? And no one brought any presents except fake video games and we all made fun of you? HUH?

 

[Phobie]

Sh! It's called a Winter tree!

Festive greenery.

 

[Druckles]

You're making fun of Jesus' birthday! What if we made fun of your birthday? Huh? And no one brought any presents except fake video games and we all made fun of you? HUH?

I don't celebrate Birthdays.

 

[Krynn72]

You're making fun of Jesus' birthday! What if we made fun of your birthday? Huh? And no one brought any presents except fake video games and we all made fun of you? HUH?

Best Birthday EVER

 

[Acepilotf14]

I don't celebrate Birthdays.

Then you have a pathetic and horrible life, good sir.

 

[CptStern]

You're making fun of Jesus' birthday! What if we made fun of your birthday? Huh? And no one brought any presents except fake video games and we all made fun of you? HUH?

meh, it's not like you people give me real video games on my birthday ..3 years now and all I get is zero, zilch, nada


oh and jebus wasnt born in december

 

[Acepilotf14]

Does it matter, theologically, when Jesus was born? What do you think, does it matter what day we celebrate His birth?

No. As long as we do. Theres no complete way of knowing exactly when he was born, but as long as we celebrate it, we're all good. As is he.

 

[CptStern]

ok then, then dont make a big deal out of the fact that people celebrate december 25th in a non religious day ..annual gift giving day is JUST AS VALID as celebrating the birth of jesus on december 25th ..even more so because annual gift day isnt about celebrating a lie


and jesus isnt all good

just for shits and giggles ..teehee

 

[Phobie]

Shall we shut up and lol about the silly gifts? I think so.

LOLOL JESUS ASHTRAY!

 

[comoxer]

What was this thread about again?

 

[Stigmata]

WHAT THE **** GET THESE BIRDS OFF OF ME YOU UGLY UGLY MAN

 

[Raziaar]

Doesn't it feel good to make fun of a religious figure without tons of that religions psychopathic followers baying for your blood?

 

[CptStern]

Doesn't it feel good to make fun of a religious figure without tons of that religions psychopathic followers baying for your blood?

probably why I dont live in saudi arabia or some backwards ass christian community ...but what does that have to do with anything?

 

[Crushenator 500]

Doesn't it feel good to make fun of a religious figure without tons of that religions psychopathic followers baying for your blood?

I think he's saying don't f*ck with jesus :arms:

 

[Raziaar]

probably why I dont live in saudi arabia or some backwards ass christian community ...but what does that have to do with anything?

Nothing. And that doesn't matter because it's not like this thread has a well defined topic to discuss. It's apparently just about christmas and jesus, and that's what I was talking about.

 

[CptStern]

no, it's what to get your religious neighbour for christmas ..and since christmas is supposed to be about jesus ...well ...

 

[Raziaar]

God's in the house, yo...kily dokily.

 

[<RJMC>]

GET OUT DA HERE YOU FVCKING MUSLINS! NOW! OR POPS WILL BEAT YALL!

fixed

 

[Raziaar]

fixed

Sorry RJMC, muslims weren't even in existence in the time of Jesus, or even hundreds of years after his death.

 

[Seppo]

Sorry RJMC, muslims weren't even in existence in the time of Jesus, or even hundreds of years after his death.

how about muslins?

 

[Angry Lawyer]

I go through the motions at Christmas. It's purely secular for me, but I'm not going to miss out on the best parts:

Giving and recieving some nutty gifts!
Drinking a hideous amount of alcohol!
Seeing people who I haven't seen in ages!
Party after party, with every chance of a hookup!
Mistletoe without the chance of sexual harrassment cases!

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Raziaar]

how about muslins?

Yeah, I think muslins were... damn radical cloth.

 

[Jintor]

This thread has earned a present.

Expect a space-born laser sometime soon.

 

[CptStern]

This thread has earned a present.

Expect a space-born laser sometime soon.

goddammit I was expecting a plague of locusts

 

[mindless_moder]

My neighbours are all muslim and islam. Bet they'll appreciate that!

Muslim:The proper name for a follower of the Islamic faith (founded c. 600 AD), known to most medieval people as Saracens.

Islam:A religion based on a belief in one god and the teaching of Muhammad

they're muslim but they sure as hell arent islam.