I take it you're all familiar with the Ornithorhynchus anatinus, known as the Platypus to the normal man. Reasons for the capital P will be apparant later on.
Going through the wasteland that is known as the Evolution-Intelligent Design debate earlier today I found myself asking: where does the Platypus fit in here?
From an evolutionary point of view:
- Appearance: this creature looks like something quite special indeed, it's as if all the animals in the world were tossed in a giant blender (will it blend?) and this came out.
- Traits: as you may or may not know, the Platypus posseses several unique abilities such as poisoned ankle spurs capable of killing small animals. They are also the only mammals known to have electrolocation, the biological ability to receive and make use of electrical impulses common among sharks.
- Chromosomes: Platypus have 10 sex chromosomes, as opposed to 2 found in most mammals. There are no known reasons for this.
The above shows that from an evolutionary stance, the Platypus simply dont make sense and shouldn't be there.
From an Intelligent Design point of view:
- Appearance: God's work is beautiful and he loves all his creations equally for they are all perfect. For a single species to have such a warped appearance which is practially built up out of many other animals is unthinkable. God spreads his work equally, not into one kind of animal.
- Traits God shaped Man to be his final and most perfect creations of all, as told by countless paragraphs in the Bible. Why is the Platypus capable of clearly superior feats involving venom and electric mysteries? God only knows.
- Chromosomes: Once again, the Platypus is superior to man in this aspect. Actually, when going through Their biological abilities a clear pattern emerges: they are superior to everything else out there.
Conclusion and ramnifications:
As proven above, Platypus do not fit in with either the evolution theory or Intelligent Design. One might wonder where that leaves us, the answer is both simple and will shake the very foundations of our being: Platypus ARE God.
- Platypus are not one being but are multiple animals, has every religion not told us God is everywhere?
- Platypus consist of so many different animal aspects, has God not shapen us and everything from himself?
- Platypus have such amazing abilities such as electrolocation even Man cannot comprehend, They are truly capable creatures.
As of this moment I consider myself a follower of the Divine Platypus, be with me or fear his electrolocational venom.
Hail, Platypus
Going through the wasteland that is known as the Evolution-Intelligent Design debate earlier today I found myself asking: where does the Platypus fit in here?
From an evolutionary point of view:
- Appearance: this creature looks like something quite special indeed, it's as if all the animals in the world were tossed in a giant blender (will it blend?) and this came out.
- Traits: as you may or may not know, the Platypus posseses several unique abilities such as poisoned ankle spurs capable of killing small animals. They are also the only mammals known to have electrolocation, the biological ability to receive and make use of electrical impulses common among sharks.
- Chromosomes: Platypus have 10 sex chromosomes, as opposed to 2 found in most mammals. There are no known reasons for this.
The above shows that from an evolutionary stance, the Platypus simply dont make sense and shouldn't be there.
From an Intelligent Design point of view:
- Appearance: God's work is beautiful and he loves all his creations equally for they are all perfect. For a single species to have such a warped appearance which is practially built up out of many other animals is unthinkable. God spreads his work equally, not into one kind of animal.
- Traits God shaped Man to be his final and most perfect creations of all, as told by countless paragraphs in the Bible. Why is the Platypus capable of clearly superior feats involving venom and electric mysteries? God only knows.
- Chromosomes: Once again, the Platypus is superior to man in this aspect. Actually, when going through Their biological abilities a clear pattern emerges: they are superior to everything else out there.
Conclusion and ramnifications:
As proven above, Platypus do not fit in with either the evolution theory or Intelligent Design. One might wonder where that leaves us, the answer is both simple and will shake the very foundations of our being: Platypus ARE God.
- Platypus are not one being but are multiple animals, has every religion not told us God is everywhere?
- Platypus consist of so many different animal aspects, has God not shapen us and everything from himself?
- Platypus have such amazing abilities such as electrolocation even Man cannot comprehend, They are truly capable creatures.
As of this moment I consider myself a follower of the Divine Platypus, be with me or fear his electrolocational venom.
Hail, Platypus
