Things to avoid!

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Thing to avoid until at least Wednesday!


Dangerous sports-You can’t play with broken fingers, arms, and neck, or from the comfort of a hospital bed.

Driving Cars or bikes-See above.

Breaking the law-Detention.

Visiting a prostitute-Could result in the above.

Consumption of alcohol-In excess can cause serious illness or even death.

Fast food-You could be one burger away from a coronary.

Sex-A fractured penis could put you in hospital for weeks.

Walking in remote areas-Risk of being lost for days.

Last minute performance enhancing tweaking-You’ll break it.

Advice-Stay in, eat well, drink lots of water and leave your PC alone.
 
glayva said:
Visiting a prostitute-Could result in the above.

Consumption of alcohol-In excess can cause serious illness or even death.

Fast food-You could be one burger away from a coronary.

Sex-A fractured penis could put you in hospital for weeks.

Looks like I had a risky night last night :afro:
 
I was about to upgrade my 2.4 to a 3.2, but now that i've read this, i think ill wait...



(waits)



Ah fack this (leaves to the store)
 
iamaelephant said:
Looks like I had a risky night last night :afro:

So how are you feeling today???

Combinations of above a even more risky.
 
iamaelephant said:
Looks like I had a risky night last night :afro:
I'm afraid family members add to the risk :P

If you think about it, the odds are pretty high that SOMEONE in the world, waiting 5 years for HL2 will die between now and Tuesday. Holy shit that makes me soo sad. That is the ultimate Game Over.
Be safe kiddies.... I want to poon you in CS:S HL:S DOD:S PUTMODNAMEHERE:S :D
 
I also recommend avoiding solid foods between now and Tuesday, to reduce the risk of choking. Soup and those liquid breakfast things are a good start, but don't be afraid to get creative. You'd be supprised how well a 1/2 pound steak with a couple of tablespoons of soy sauce will blend up into a delicious shake.
 
oh man!!!!!!!!

im training really hard mauy thai (thai boxing)

and one month ago my knee got broken one week before css released. but i was able to play more than usually.
 
glayva said:
Thing to avoid until at least Wednesday!


Dangerous sports-You can’t play with broken fingers, arms, and neck, or from the comfort of a hospital bed.

Driving Cars or bikes-See above.

Breaking the law-Detention.

Visiting a prostitute-Could result in the above.

Consumption of alcohol-In excess can cause serious illness or even death.

Fast food-You could be one burger away from a coronary.

Sex-A fractured penis could put you in hospital for weeks.

Walking in remote areas-Risk of being lost for days.

Last minute performance enhancing tweaking-You’ll break it.

Advice-Stay in, eat well, drink lots of water and leave your PC alone.

Interesting.
 
glayva said:
Thing to avoid until at least Wednesday!
Sex-A fractured penis could put you in hospital for weeks.
There's no bone in penisses. At least, not in mine. :p

Funny thread by the way. :thumbs:
 
glayva said:
Thing to avoid until at least Wednesday!

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Sex-A fractured penis could put you in hospital for weeks.

Damnit!!! This was how I was planning to pass the time until the 16th (with sex, that is, I don't plan on getting a broken penis!). And imo if you are getting a broken penis from sex, then I think you either need to improve your aim or... your partner! ;)
 
Wow you might as well just stop living normal life all because of your paranoia of dieing or getting hurt before HL2 comes out.
 
You could follow all this advice and then get RSI the moment you sit down to play HL2.
 
Zeus said:
Wow you might as well just stop living normal life all because of your paranoia of dieing or getting hurt before HL2 comes out.

Wow you might as well get a sense of humour. :|
 
Well, I'll just be staying home, I've got alot of studies to get done before monday night...
 
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