Things to avoid!

[glayva]

Thing to avoid until at least Wednesday!


Dangerous sports-You can’t play with broken fingers, arms, and neck, or from the comfort of a hospital bed.

Driving Cars or bikes-See above.

Breaking the law-Detention.

Visiting a prostitute-Could result in the above.

Consumption of alcohol-In excess can cause serious illness or even death.

Fast food-You could be one burger away from a coronary.

Sex-A fractured penis could put you in hospital for weeks.

Walking in remote areas-Risk of being lost for days.

Last minute performance enhancing tweaking-You’ll break it.

Advice-Stay in, eat well, drink lots of water and leave your PC alone.

 

[iamaelephant]

Visiting a prostitute-Could result in the above.

Consumption of alcohol-In excess can cause serious illness or even death.

Fast food-You could be one burger away from a coronary.

Sex-A fractured penis could put you in hospital for weeks.

Looks like I had a risky night last night :afro:

 

[aDidor22]

I was about to upgrade my 2.4 to a 3.2, but now that i've read this, i think ill wait...



(waits)



Ah fack this (leaves to the store)

 

[glayva]

Looks like I had a risky night last night :afro:

So how are you feeling today???

Combinations of above a even more risky.

 

[dleidlein]

Looks like I had a risky night last night :afro:

I'm afraid family members add to the risk

If you think about it, the odds are pretty high that SOMEONE in the world, waiting 5 years for HL2 will die between now and Tuesday. Holy shit that makes me soo sad. That is the ultimate Game Over.
Be safe kiddies.... I want to poon you in CS:S HL:S DOD:S PUTMODNAMEHERE:S

 

[iamaelephant]

I'm afraid family members add to the risk

:naughty:

 

[Eon Blue]

Stupid threads
No, just kidding lol

 

[Sharrd]

Advice

Dang it.

 

[iamaelephant]

I also recommend avoiding solid foods between now and Tuesday, to reduce the risk of choking. Soup and those liquid breakfast things are a good start, but don't be afraid to get creative. You'd be supprised how well a 1/2 pound steak with a couple of tablespoons of soy sauce will blend up into a delicious shake.

 

[Pennywize]

oh man!!!!!!!!

im training really hard mauy thai (thai boxing)

and one month ago my knee got broken one week before css released. but i was able to play more than usually.

 

[Megalomaniac]

Damn...I rely on cars to much...

 

[Asuka]

Thing to avoid until at least Wednesday!


Dangerous sports-You can’t play with broken fingers, arms, and neck, or from the comfort of a hospital bed.

Driving Cars or bikes-See above.

Breaking the law-Detention.

Visiting a prostitute-Could result in the above.

Consumption of alcohol-In excess can cause serious illness or even death.

Fast food-You could be one burger away from a coronary.

Sex-A fractured penis could put you in hospital for weeks.

Walking in remote areas-Risk of being lost for days.

Last minute performance enhancing tweaking-You’ll break it.

Advice-Stay in, eat well, drink lots of water and leave your PC alone.

Interesting.

 

[ummno]

It would suck if you die before playing hl2.

 

[Chiefi]

Thing to avoid until at least Wednesday!
Sex-A fractured penis could put you in hospital for weeks.

There's no bone in penisses. At least, not in mine.

Funny thread by the way. :thumbs:

 

[jabberwock95]

You better avoid black cats and walking under ladders as well.

 

[MajorPayne]

Thing to avoid until at least Wednesday!

....
Sex-A fractured penis could put you in hospital for weeks.

Damnit!!! This was how I was planning to pass the time until the 16th (with sex, that is, I don't plan on getting a broken penis!). And imo if you are getting a broken penis from sex, then I think you either need to improve your aim or... your partner!

 

[Zeus]

Wow you might as well just stop living normal life all because of your paranoia of dieing or getting hurt before HL2 comes out.

 

[jabberwock95]

You could follow all this advice and then get RSI the moment you sit down to play HL2.

 

[SimonomiS]

Wow you might as well just stop living normal life all because of your paranoia of dieing or getting hurt before HL2 comes out.

Wow you might as well get a sense of humour. :|

 

[wilka91]

best thread in the last 3 weeks! and I mean it!

 

[Varsity]

Discos, in case you see Gabe.

 

[eiric]

Well, I'll just be staying home, I've got alot of studies to get done before monday night...