USA planned to develop a "Sexbomb"

[Gargantou]

The enemy soldiers would become mad of sexlust to eachother.
That was the idea behind a new chemical weapon that the military headquarters Pentagon took a standing on in the 1990ies.
The magazine "New Scientist" writes about the plan for the "sexbomb" from 1994.
The information comes from so far classified documents from the airforces US Air Force Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio.
The laboratory had asked for 50,000,000 dollars, almost 350,000,00 in total, to develop the chemical weapon during a sex year period.
The new weapon albeit not lethal would harm the soldiers moral by the sudden homosexuality, thought the scientists when they asked for the money.
The laboratory had other ideas for chemical warfare.
One was to use a chemical which would make wasp swarms very angry and form up to attack the enemies position.
One chemical would give the guerilla soldiers so bad smell that they would be revealed if they tried to mix in with the civilian population in a country.

Personally I find this "sexbomb" hilarious...

Btw guys, you who read through, if you find me having spelled something wrong or such, or incorrect grammar, please do tell!

 

[KagePrototype]

I'll never listen to Tom Jones the same way again.

...that is, if I ever bother to listen to him. Which I don't. Heh-heh.

Heh.

:|

*ahem* Killer Wasp Swarms, you say?

 

[bliink]

Hmm... say i find some of this sex chemical... the possibilities are endless!

 

[Danimal]

It would suck to live in Iraq when the sex chemical would be spammed all over your city

 

[Gargantou]

Imagine if it had the same effect on the women tho

 

[Brian Damage]

Line five: "a sex year period"?

 

[Gargantou]

LOL, sorry, didn't notice that, but it can be viewed as a joke too since the topic is a SEXbomb

 

[Lemonking]

come on guys lets steel it and go to the Play Boy Mansion :cheese:

 

[[Matt]]

They plan to drop Tom Jones onto the enemy???

 

[The Dark Elf]

The enemy soldiers would become mad of sexlust to eachother.
That was the idea behind a new chemical weapon that the military headquarters Pentagon took a standing on in the 1990ies.
The magazine "New Scientist" writes about the plan for the "sexbomb" from 1994.
The information comes from so far classified documents from the airforces US Air Force Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio.
The laboratory had asked for 50,000,000 dollars, almost 350,000,00 in total, to develop the chemical weapon during a sex year period.
The new weapon albeit not lethal would harm the soldiers moral by the sudden homosexuality, thought the scientists when they asked for the money.
The laboratory had other ideas for chemical warfare.
One was to use a chemical which would make wasp swarms very angry and form up to attack the enemies position.
One chemical would give the guerilla soldiers so bad smell that they would be revealed if they tried to mix in with the civilian population in a country.

Personally I find this "sexbomb" hilarious...

Btw guys, you who read through, if you find me having spelled something wrong or such, or incorrect grammar, please do tell!

Funny in a way, considering the US makes such a big fuss over other countries using chemical weapons, but its ok if they do...

 

[dawdler]

Funny in a way, considering the US makes such a big fuss over other countries using chemical weapons, but its ok if they do...

Of course they do, they have the largest stockpile of chemical weapons in the world. Dont want anyone rivalling them.

Regarding the sex bomb... I dont think its enough of a deterant. I mean, people would probably WANT to war with US just for some fun. Not to mention all the condoms the US army have to drop before, they cant go encouraging sexually transmitted diseases, can they?

And THEN consider all the weapons the terrorists could use the condoms for, like... Uhm... Water bombs! That'll mess up a marines day real good... Uh... Well, maybe not a marines day, you'd think he likes water. But what of the fearsome war masks they can create hanging them on their ears???

So many complications...

 

[KoreBolteR]

so does that mean iraqi people will be havin sex with lamposts etc?


EDIT: ok crush

 

[Crushenator 500]

so does that mean iraqi people will be havin sex with lamposts etc?

No, they didn't actually make any 'sexbombs', remember..

 

[Razor]

so does that mean iraqi people will be havin sex with lamposts etc?


EDIT: ok crush

Lol, i can just imagine thousands of Iraqi terrorists charging towards the American bases completely naked shouting "we love Americans".

 

[Steve]

Only in America....

...I couldn't be more proud!

 

[CptStern]

hehe talk about "friendly fire"

 

[MiccyNarc]

Best.
Thread.
Evar.
:thumbs:
I'll be watching this one alot. I wouldn't mind it if the government dropped this in my area every now and then

*EDIT!!!*: Errr....as long as there aren't anyone of my gender running around. -_-

 

[Element Alpha]

If you dropped a sexbomb in the zoo, and let all the animals loose, would they start doing it with eachother?

I'd like to see an elephant mate with a zebra. Or an owl and a fox. Would the fox start eating the owl while doing it?

btw you really saved your face on this one Miccy, nice one

 

[dawdler]

Would the fox start eating the owl while doing it?

That has to be one agile fox...

 

[The Dark Elf]

It's funny until some old guy dies of a heart attack from it.

Course then there's gonna be all the extra pregnancies, which is gonna cost the tax payers extra for sending money over there to help.

Then there's gonna be the population explosion (geddit, weapon - explosion ha)

Then Princess Harry will probably dress up as Osama

And then anyone carrying viagra will be seen as carrying a terrorist weapon...

Billy Connely will probably make some rash statement they should all drop dead

The Tories will complain

Teenagers in the UK will suddenly start blaming being pregnant on chemicals blowing over other countries

Tax payers will have to stump up more money to look after them.

It'll all get silly then the government will decide to pass a law preventing couples getting pregnant without a permit.

Drugs will be introduced into the water supplies to cut down on sex

Bush will get re-elected

hl2.net will upload its first page of content, a small interview written by some 13 year old from Sweden.



I know this cause John Titor said so

All hell will break loose, just you watch!

 

[The Monkey]

It's funny until some old guy dies of a heart attack from it.

Course then there's gonna be all the extra pregnancies, which is gonna cost the tax payers extra for sending money over there to help.

Then there's gonna be the population explosion (geddit, weapon - explosion ha)

Then Princess Harry will probably dress up as Osama

And then anyone carrying viagra will be seen as carrying a terrorist weapon...

Billy Connely will probably make some rash statement they should all drop dead

The Tories will complain

Teenagers in the UK will suddenly start blaming being pregnant on chemicals blowing over other countries

Tax payers will have to stump up more money to look after them.

It'll all get silly then the government will decide to pass a law preventing couples getting pregnant without a permit.

Drugs will be introduced into the water supplies to cut down on sex

Bush will get re-elected

hl2.net will upload its first page of content, a small interview written by some 13 year old from Sweden.



I know this cause John Titor said so

All hell will break loose, just you watch!

Well, if he said it it's gotta be true.

 

[lePobz]

I wish someone would drop tom jones from a plane at 80,000ft ...

 

[The Dark Elf]

I wish someone would drop tom jones from a plane at 80,000ft ...

Girls still wont throw underwear at you with him out of the way. Diapers perhaps, but not underwear.

 

[Gargantou]

The Dark Elf, I'm acctually almost 15 So leave me alone!

 

[ComradeBadger]

It's funny until some old guy dies of a heart attack from it.

Course then there's gonna be all the extra pregnancies, which is gonna cost the tax payers extra for sending money over there to help.

Then there's gonna be the population explosion (geddit, weapon - explosion ha)

Then Princess Harry will probably dress up as Osama

And then anyone carrying viagra will be seen as carrying a terrorist weapon...

Billy Connely will probably make some rash statement they should all drop dead

The Tories will complain

Teenagers in the UK will suddenly start blaming being pregnant on chemicals blowing over other countries

Tax payers will have to stump up more money to look after them.

It'll all get silly then the government will decide to pass a law preventing couples getting pregnant without a permit.

Drugs will be introduced into the water supplies to cut down on sex

Bush will get re-elected

hl2.net will upload its first page of content, a small interview written by some 13 year old from Sweden.



I know this cause John Titor said so

All hell will break loose, just you watch!

I believe all of that could happen.. except the halflife2.net uploading content.. I mean.. god... too far fetched man..

 

[The Dark Elf]

I believe all of that could happen.. except the halflife2.net uploading content.. I mean.. god... too far fetched man..

Yeah I admit I was taking the piss with that one

 

[Direwolf]

Hehe...I think anyone pretending to be offended by this just need to loosen up. These are all just thinktank projects where they let researchers loose and see what they can come up with. Its not like they'd ever even consider using something like this as there would be....tactical difficulties.
Its darned funny though.

 

[oberGeist]

slightly off-topic:

there's this polish cult comedy movie, entitled 'sexmisja' ('sexmission' probably in english).

it has pretty similar story - there was a war in 1990's and some scientist created a bomb, that blocked male genes in humans. it was supposed to be only temporary, but something went wrong and it totally wiped out the entire male population.
now that leaves women alone on the planet. with the after-war radiation and pollution they're forced to live undergound. so to keep our species going they had to switch to parthenogenesis (when new individual develops from ovum without it's fertilization), with only girls being born.

but around 2044 they found two guys, that were hibernated in 1991. it was an experiment that obviously also went wrong - they were supposed to be in cryostasis for 3 years.
most of the girls don't remeber men as such, they live in female only society for over 50 years.

now let's see:
-two guys
-lots of single women
-no competition
...imagine the possibilities

the movie is worth checking out, one of the funniest I ever saw.


now on topic:
if it's true then it's the weirdest and stupidest thing ever.
but at the same time all tv networks would kill to get the license for live broadcasting of the first bombing

 

[lePobz]

oberGeist, that sounds like a really bad adult movie... although I'll check it out, sounds funny from the outset

 

[The Dark Elf]

Hehe...I think anyone pretending to be offended by this just need to loosen up.

lol, its pretty obvious if someone is _pretending_ to be offended, they hardly need to loosen up.

You should have said genuinly offended.

 

[Homer]

These are all nonleathal, dont go compairing this to the shit sadam used.

 

[Direwolf]

I meant pretended because anyone who acts "pc" or really tightly wound is really just trying to look upright and noble in front of everyone else.

 

[Foxtrot]

Funny in a way, considering the US makes such a big fuss over other countries using chemical weapons, but its ok if they do...

What is wrong with this? There is no permanent damage at all. Your type are the ****ing pussies who will always bash the US no matter what. We are trying to do something good, but then you are being a ****ing asshole about it and saying it is a chemical weapon like it is in league with mustard or nerve gas.

 

[Fat Tony!]

Ah i love you lot, your all clinicly insane

 

[SenorDingDong]

What is wrong with this? There is no permanent damage at all. Your type are the ****ing pussies who will always bash the US no matter what. We are trying to do something good, but then you are being a ****ing asshole about it and saying it is a chemical weapon like it is in league with mustard or nerve gas.

Heres just trying to point out the fact that the USA makes huge fuss if other countries have nukes or chemical weapons etc, but they themselves have tons stockpiled. US Mentality on weapons like nukes etc goes like this "we can have them but no one else can". Now what type of bullshit is that? That simply all hes trying to say.

 

[Tr0n]

Heres just trying to point out the fact that the USA makes huge fuss if other countries have nukes or chemical weapons etc, but they themselves have tons stockpiled. US Mentality on weapons like nukes etc goes like this "we can have them but no one else can". Now what type of bullshit is that? That simply all hes trying to say.

Well the British have a lot...so do the Russians.There is a lot of countries out there with chemical weapons and nukes.Not just us....

 

[TheAmazingRando]

What would be the combat effectivness of a Sexbomb??

 

[Tr0n]

What would be the combat effectivness of a Sexbomb??

While they are being distracted by having hot man secks with each other...our troops will move in and kill them all.

 

[oberGeist]

oberGeist, that sounds like a really bad adult movie... although I'll check it out, sounds funny from the outset

actually apart from some tities and the title there's hardly any adult material in the movie
http://imdb.com/title/tt0088083/
here's some info
read the comments, they're surprisingly good

 

[Icarusintel]

While they are being distracted by having hot man secks with each other...our troops will move in and kill them all.

Makes me wanna join the Corps just to get an up-close and personal view of the "action", errr.... very personal