"If You Could Talk Back"

*alyx is writhing and screaming with the stalker on top of her*
Gordon: *girlish giggle* careful Alyx, I think it wants a kiss!

*alyx gets impaled by hunter*
Gordon: lulz, nice one. *high fives hunter*
Gordon: now, tag team.
*Kicks Alyx in the face*

(SPOILER IN THIS ONE)
*Eli is dying*
Alyx: dad.. Dad, don't leave me..
*Eli looks up with a big grin on his face*
Eli: GOTCHA!
*high fives Gordon*
*The advisors come in and take off the faceplates, revealing kleiner and magnusson inside.. Dog comes and has a laugh too*
All of them: aw man bitch, we got you so good!

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shite i got ep2 spoiled :)

anyway in the begining ep1

*DoG pulls gordon out of the ground*

Gordon: *shouts* YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?!
 
I would ask Barney why the hell is he giving a crow-bar to defend myself when he could easily be giving me something much more affective to defend myself with such as: A gun, or maybe a stun stick. He is a cop after all.
 
After getting off the train.
Gordon: What the? Why is everything so high rez?
Where the hell is my suit?
AAARGH!

Ha! I'd be pissed too after being told by the G-Man on Xen that I can keep my suit... only to be woken up from Stasis some 20 years later... feeling violated... suit nowhere to be found... in some unknown location... and being talked to by a rather creepy. G-man probably went to town on poor Gordon while he was out cold.
 
I would ask Barney why the hell is he giving a crow-bar to defend myself when he could easily be giving me something much more affective to defend myself with such as: A gun, or maybe a stun stick. He is a cop after all.

Because it's iconic. And he's a sarcastic kind've fella.
 
Alyx: This water is nasty. Good thing you got that Hazard suit. Got room for two in there?
Gordon: ...Alyx loves Gordon! Alyx loves Go..
Alyx: Shut up!
Gordon: Alyx and Gordon sitting in a tree...
Alyx: What are you, twelve?
 
Alyx: This water is nasty. Good thing you got that Hazard suit. Got room for two in there?
Gordon: ...Alyx loves Gordon! Alyx loves Go..
Alyx: Shut up!
Gordon: Alyx and Gordon sitting in a tree...
Alyx: What are you, twelve?
Ahahahaha
 
Because it's iconic. And he's a sarcastic kind've fella.

Actually, I would think it's because CP gear is monitored, and it would blow his cover for him to have one less gun. Crowbars aren't officially monitored.
 
Actually, I would think it's because CP gear is monitored, and it would blow his cover for him to have one less gun. Crowbars aren't officially monitored.

No, there are too many as the Combine homeworld is made from them ;)
 
No, there are too many as the Combine homeworld is made from them ;)

There must be caves full of the stuff from the Seven Hour War.

And to think Barney complaining about running out of them! He could just get some from the country. Lazy bastard.
 
Nope, remember, when he complained about his alarming crowbar shortage he was way behind on his beating quota. The Combine wasn't giving him any new crowbars as a punishment for that, and he had no time to go fetch them because he needed to beat some people or he would've been beaten himself.
 
Odessa Cubbage(talking to soldiers): It is your duty!
Gordon:......hehehehe....doodie.....
 
Rebel 1 *Standing behind door*: What's the password?
Rebel 2: I'm not even going to tell you to shut up
Rebel 1: Come on in
Gordon: Haha, nice password, I never would've guessed..
 
Alyx: Look! I recognize that peak. You can see it from White Forest. We're going the right way!
Gordon: Well that's a relief because for some reason it appears there is only one direction that we can go in.
 
this is the part where Breen asks you if you want to join him.

Dr. Breen: So Dr. Freeman do we have a deal?
Gordon: F*** You!

(I was pissed when he said that.)
 
this is the part where Breen asks you if you want to join him.

Dr. Breen: So Dr. Freeman do we have a deal?
Gordon: F*** You!

(I was pissed when he said that.)

And you were relaying Barney's message of course..
 
Heres one:
Barney:*skipping what he said at crowbar place* Ah heres your crowbar.
Gordan: WHATTTT!? Cant you get me ur stunstick thingy? I got a better chance of survival with that stun stick! Im more important! I dont care wat happens to you! I dont care if you get excuted!
Barney:*starts to get out pistol*
Gordan:*throws crowbar at Barney*
 
Scientist: They're waiting for you Gordan, in the test chamber.
Gordan: OH NOES!!!!!
 
Dog: (in english) Let go of him or i KICK YOUR WORM ASS!
Adviser: (In english) Make me!
*Dog attempts to kill both advisers*
Gordan: Nice one, dog! *High fives*

*Gordon uses the gnome as a bunnyhop item*
*The gnome takes Gorden to TF2*
BLU heavy: Your the new class, right?
Gordon: WTF are u talkin about
BLU soldier: The RPG engineer! Valv is spossed 2 giv us teh RPG engy!
*A RED scout gets there, but pwned by the engy's sentry*
BLU engy: I told you don't touch that darn thing!
Gordon: Im screwed...
BLU sniper: We got a teleporter that takes u to HL2EP2!
Gordon: HL2EP2! Thats the game wher i came from!
*RED spy comes in and saps the engy's stuff and takes the Intel*
BLU radio: Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence!
Gordon: I'll kick his ass!!
BLU manager: You ever playd TF2 befor j00 nub?
Gordon: Yes!
*Gordon superjumps to Crysis*
Gordon: ****...
Nomad: Who the f--k are you?!
*Nomad goes in strenght mode and punches Freeman back to the gnome*
Gordon: You f**king gnome!
*Gordon throws the gnome in the radioactive waste*
Gnome: NOOOOOOO :'(
Gordon: =D
 
Dog: (in english) Let go of him or i KICK YOUR WORM ASS!
Adviser: (In english) Make me!
*Dog attempts to kill both advisers*
Gordan: Nice one, dog! *High fives*

*Gordon uses the gnome as a bunnyhop item*
*The gnome takes Gorden to TF2*
BLU heavy: Your the new class, right?
Gordon: WTF are u talkin about
BLU soldier: The RPG engineer! Valv is spossed 2 giv us teh RPG engy!
*A RED scout gets there, but pwned by the engy's sentry*
BLU engy: I told you don't touch that darn thing!
Gordon: Im screwed...
BLU sniper: We got a teleporter that takes u to HL2EP2!
Gordon: HL2EP2! Thats the game wher i came from!
*RED spy comes in and saps the engy's stuff and takes the Intel*
BLU radio: Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence!
Gordon: I'll kick his ass!!
BLU manager: You ever playd TF2 befor j00 nub?
Gordon: Yes!
*Gordon superjumps to Crysis*
Gordon: ****...
Nomad: Who the f--k are you?!
*Nomad goes in strenght mode and punches Freeman back to the gnome*
Gordon: You f**king gnome!
*Gordon throws the gnome in the radioactive waste*
Gnome: NOOOOOOO :'(
Gordon: =D

I don't remember Dog saying anything you could "talk back" to..:hmph:
 
Eli: Gordon! Let me get a look at you man!

Gordon: Eww, don't touch me.
 
Alyx: *zombie sounds*
Gordon: (turns around and turns back wearing a Stalker mask)
Gordon: RAAAAAGH!
 
w-whah? how many pages back was this?!

at least it wasn't.... THAT useless...
 
Rebel: Gordon, we were looking to come with you!
Gordon: Hehe, cum.
 
Alyx (in entaglement): Sorry I took so long.
me: (bleeding from every appendage) "..."
 
Half life 2:
Civilian on train:Hey i Didn't see you get on.

Gordon/you:I got on like five mins ago.Didn't you see.are you blind?

Civilian on train:Well,actually Yes i am.

Gordon/you:Oh...........*whispers*Sorry!!
 
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