I'm a father!

[kirovman]

lolz, shhhh, Shodan

 

[ktimekiller]

Comrade i thought you went to college you bastard!

 

[Unfocused]

I think me and Kirov are the only people that know hes talking about aahhh! get off me Dave! ahhhhhhh!

*Shodan is silenced

Yeah, I wonder how many people still think these are actually his children.

 

[Evo]

Never thought they wer his real kids when i posted, just not quite sure wtf is goin on..

 

[Sulkdodds]

lawls.

 

[Gui!]

lol, this thread has confused alot of people, maybe we'll leave them all to wonder

 

[mortiz]

If you're simply looking after first years why did they send you a letter from a fertility clinic? Sounds rather nuts. What course are you doing?

 

[Murray_H]

hmm, what the hell! What course are you doing at Uni, sounds freaking weird?

Molecular biology und biochemistry

It's nothing to do with the course, it's just something we do in our college (may be different for other colleges in durham, I do not know sire). Gives the first years a friend in the year above and someone to ask about anything they want. Just makes them feel a little bit more welcome.

 

[15357]

If you're simply looking after first years why did they send you a letter from a fertility clinic? Sounds rather nuts. What course are you doing?

I was confused untill I read that.

 

[Sparta]

I'm 19, and the kids willl be 18/19/20

Wow dude, you're my age and you have kids.
**** that must be scary as shit.

 

[ComradeBadger]

Comrade i thought you went to college you bastard!

I am at college.

 

[Vigilante]

lmao at your reading skillz (BTW: typing "at" requires pressing two buttons, so does typing "@", so why not type it the normal way? )

Internet slang. I'll fix it for you.

OMFG ROFL AT THE AGE DIFFERENCE!

 

[Sparta]

Wait a second, after reading through the rest of my thread, i'm confused out of my mind.

 

[kaikisjew9]

congrats man.. good luck

 

[Absinthe]

Tasty... err, I mean GJ man!

 

[xLostx]

I like how everyone thinks he actually has baby triplets lol

 

[Raziaar]

I like how everyone thinks he actually has baby triplets lol

Yeah. Prove it! With tracks like in my werewolf story!

 

[Ames]

This thread reminded me of another zzzzamazing encounter I had today while I was going home. You see, on the fine air-conditioned public transportation bus that I chose to ride on this cloudy day, there were a group of school girls. You know, those prepubescent school girls that always make some unfunny quip to her clique of pretenious and annoying popularity brats at which point they all laugh in a devilish uproar of idiocy and I die a little inside...?

Well then, as I was sitting there minding my own business, I couldn't help but think of Ikerous and his crazy pedophilic sechscapades. These girls were not much older than nine years old yet they wore enough make up and had such a slutty fashion sense that they would put a drugged out drunk Paris Hiltion to shame. I couldn't help but make a prediction that they would end up in Teenie Hawt Sechs 2015 for your perverted sexual practices in stores (and the Internets!) near you. At which point, my mind glazed over to Ikerous's avatar doing some unfortunately-not-described-here-action-for-sake-of-my-fragile-mind sexual practice to the whole group of them! Oh dear whoa!

It was ****ed up to hell so I drifted into sleep mode, not to wake up until I was not more than a minute away from my intended destination with those damn brats nowhere in sight!

 

[Skaadi]

Wooooo cool! Glad to hear it!!

Is it just me............or are you very girly?

But anyway, congratulations!

I think i'm a father.........gave birth to......what the hell was it...pikachu....I think

 

[Arc]

That's lovely news murray, have you thought of any names yet?

 

[Sparta]

Is it just me............or are you very girly?

But anyway, congratulations!

I think i'm a father.........gave birth to......what the hell was it...pikachu....I think

Well that must've been SHOCKING :cheese: :rolling:

 

[Unfocused]

Internet slang. I'll fix it for you.

OMFG ROFL AT THE AGE DIFFERENCE!

phew... what a relief

 

[Shodan]

That's lovely news murray, have you thought of any names yet?

For the love of god...


Murray_H, just tell these poor noobies.

 

[CyberPitz]

For the love of god...


Murray_H, just tell these poor noobies.

The names gonna be Shodan isn't it?

If not, That's my firstborns name!
"Sir, it's a baby girl..what are you going to name it?"
"Shodan...now I gotta request. As my mother was dying, her last breath was to have the mother of my babies legs attached to the baby itself somewhere. You woudln't mind doing this would you?"

 

[Evo]

Think i understand properly now

Spoiler

Murray has been charged with looking after three Uni first years, they decided to joke around by sending him the Fertility Clinic thing.

That right?

 

[Murray_H]

Think i understand properly now

Spoiler

Murray has been charged with looking after three Uni first years, they decided to joke around by sending him the Fertility Clinic thing.

That right?

there's no need for spoiler tags

All right up till the end bit, the fertility clinic is just the name given to the scheme

 

[Evo]

there's no need for spoiler tags

All right up till the end bit, the fertility clinic is just the name given to the scheme

Didn't want to spoil it for those who were still trying to figure it out themselves

And now i totally get it. Would have been better if your new kids had played a joke on ya

 

[Danimal]

Congradlations, Murry!

Call one Danimal, Short Recoil and Kellogs and you shall be worshipped.

EDIT: Who cares if they're uni students! Still call them Danimal, Short Recoil and Kellogs.

Bah. You are sooo no longer Presidential material. <grunts>

But I can chaaaaange!

 

[Raziaar]

Congradlations, Murry!

Call one Danimal, Short Recoil and Kellogs and you shall be worshipped.

EDIT: Who cares if they're uni students! Still call them Danimal, Short Recoil and Kellogs.

Bah. You are sooo no longer Presidential material. <grunts>

 

[JellyWorld]

Danimal responded to a post made after him! He can see the future!

 

[15357]

Danimal responded to a post made after him! He can see the future!

The Prophet Danimal! AH!