My New Bunny!

[cleverendeavouR]

This is my new bunny. She's a Flemish Giant, a little over 16 pounds.

Her original name was Waffles, but I want to change it. I usually like animals with human names so people get confused when you're talking about them.

 

[Vegeta897]

Haha waffles.

 

[taviow]

So how does she taste?

 

[Viperidae]

Clever is that you? I thought you were a guy!

 

[Shamrock]

Can I eat waffles?

 

[cleverendeavouR]

So how does she taste?

I'll have to ask Elaine

 

[Naudian]

This is now a bunny naming thread.

I got nothing...

 

[Kinslayer]

TOO BIG TO BE A BUNNY.

ANIMAL IS NOW A RABBIT.

 

[Vegeta897]

TOO BIG TO BE A RABBIT.

ANIMAL IS NOW A FURSUIT.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Call it George.

 

[kineaesth]

My ballot goes to Kevin.

 

[Robbo]

Derek the rabbit

 

[Kamikazie]

Peter.

 

[Shamrock]

Derek the rabbit

Are you calling me a rabbit?

 

[cleverendeavouR]

It's a girl.

 

[Kamikazie]

Petra.

 

[Krynn72]

Call it Mayor Adam West.

The gender doesnt matter.

 

[Shamrock]

Can we call it Elma Fudd?

 

[Robbo]

Are you calling me a rabbit?

Damn right... you swilly wabbit

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

Keep the name Waffles. Now go, and buy a snapping turtle, a raccoon, an anaconda, and a baby alligator. Name them all breakfast foods (pancakes, eggs, sausage,hash browns, etc) . Find a large area that all of them can live, release them, and come back in five days. If more than one animal survived, shoot the one(s) you don't like. Get the survivor, and just kill it. Now go find yourself a cool pet, like a bear, or a kangaroo, or even a pygmy elephant.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Name her Taco.

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

Name HIM taco.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Name HIM taco.

Try reading the OP. And post 15.

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

I'm already aware that it is a girl. No bunny will be named taco, if I don't consider it a male.

 

[jverne]

Can it do tricks? you know like...roll over, marinate and cook itself? :O

 

[13LACKBISHOP]

I'm already aware that it is a girl. No bunny will be named taco, if I don't consider it a male.

Do you consider tortilla to be masculine? I think it sounds awesome. Like a greek godess or something.

 

[blackout]

It's hilarious. I never seen a bunny that huge. LOL.

and I think it should stay as waffles.

 

[Eejit]

Call it Beauregard.

 

[PvtRyan]

Björn.

Björn the Bunny.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Call it Michelle. Then get another black bunny and call it Barack. Then get loads of white, rabid dogs and keep them outside their cage, which you have painted white- then when someone asks why you did it, you can tell them you're doing an important scientific experiment.

 

[MJ12]

I am not a big fan of bunnies. They look cute and hop, sure, but they have zero personality. A truly soulless animal.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You're one to talk. When's the last time I got any sort of personality out of you in bed?

 

[Eejit]

Soulless? You're the one who doesn't like the Muppets ZT. You have even less of a soul than the simplest of Muppets-loving protozoa.

 

[Naph]

I'd own a bunny if it wasn't banned here...

 

[Mr. Djees]

Eva Earlong

 

[Raziaar]

Happy Bunnyday Dude!

 

[Lucid]

Name it Melanie.

 

[<RJMC>]

name her christina de aragon,all of it

 

[cleverendeavouR]

I don't want to name the bunny after me. I was thinking maybe Eleanor.

Today, my father and I are going to build it a rabbit habitat! I'm so excited!

 

[Murray]

Call it Mike Litoris.