Paris Hilton... ARRESTED!!! (rofl)

Drink driving eh? And forgetting to eat all day. Clever girl, doesn't even have natural instincts.
 
I fancy a burger too tbh...

Silly woman.
 
Maybe I was speeding a little bit and I got pulled over. I was just really hungry and I wanted to have an In-N-Out Burger.
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Somehow, that last part didn't surprise me.
 
lol but damn, as anerexic as she is, she probably really needed that burger.. I wonder if she ever got it?
 
"Everything I do is blown out of proportion," said Hilton, not known for shying away from publicity. "It really hurts my feelings."
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pwned
 
Shame she didn't wrap herself around a tree..
 
Moto-x_Pat said:
I don't know where you're from, but In-N-Out is a small burger chain in California, so she doesn't mean she's gonna throw it up afterwards.
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you know she will. its no wonder she got drunk off of one drink... with an empty stomach anybody could.
 
What's with the Paris Hilton hate? She's just a confused girl trying to figure out the world. We should be more sympathetic to her plight, she can;t help the fact that she was born with only two brain cells.
 
Icarusintel said:
What's with the Paris Hilton hate? She's just a confused girl trying to figure out the world. We should be more sympathetic to her plight, she can;t help the fact that she was born with only two brain cells.
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we just hate how rich she is and how she got her money from daddy... and she says really stupid and spoiled things all the time.

i think that warrents some hatred :)
 
If I wanted to commit suicide by slow and painful decomposition of the groinal region, then yeah. Maybe.
 
I'm surprised the police even wanted to bother.

"C'mon, let's see how long it takes before she crashes! :D"
 
Hmmm....speeding to get a burger, just to throw it up minutes later? Might as well just walk to McDonalds if you want to stay skinny.
 
Sometimes Paris Hilton looks mildly attractive, most of the time she looks like rather ugly and her eyes are f*cked up.
 
She should be arrested simply for being a complete and utter retard.
 
[insert hillarious gag/pun]

Paris hilton sucks.
 
meh sure she wont go to jail or something for the amount of money she will pay
and the entertaiment media will go "wow that was close afortunatly the judge realized that it was all a mistake and our favortie heiress will go out whitout any charge,we love you paris!"
 
Just a typical thick "Im all that" sort of tramp who got a lot of money from daddy, likes to be videotaped with her baps out amongst other things and clings on to her last shred of stardom by doing shite programs like "The Simple Life" is it? She couldn't be more simple if she tried, she doesnt do half the things on there as shes either too thick to know what to do or shes too posh to do it.What the f*ck is the deal with her and her typically tw@tish friend carrying thier little dogs about and dressing them in complete shit? Better idea for that dog is to skin it and do the same for a second one just like it and have a set of furry slippers. :imu::imu:

See? They would look well better in my opinion.

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Throw a few more things in for posterity :-

Hilton's publicist Elliot Mintz, who picked up his client from the police station, said Hilton was affected more than usual by the one drink she had because it was "one drink on an empty stomach after a full day's work."
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Thats a worthy excuse then? How many people have something to eat if you intend drinking in the day? If you dont eat something, you will get quickly wasted! Common sense but then shes lacking in that anyway. Would that get you off in a court if you ran over some innocent bystanders anywhere? If you ran into another car and killed the parents and 3 kids they had in the back? Lawyers like these just piss me off.

"It's the absolute minimum amount of alcohol in your system that would justify an arrest,"
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Still justifies an arrest. She should get the standard sentence the same as everybody else, which she wont. Daddy will get her off.

"Everything I do is blown out of proportion," said Hilton, not known for shying away from publicity.
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I actually do agree with her on this one. There was all the rage about your sex tapes and the worst thing about it was they were shit!

"It really hurts my feelings."
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Awww, did it? Never mind eh? Look at my face... CAREFACE!!!!! No matter how rich, popular or famous these people might be they still hurt the same as regular people. Drop the act you spoilt bitch and get a proper job!!!!





I like her really xD :P:P
 
r3ghost said:
Drop the act you spoilt bitch and get a proper job!!!!
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Technically, she does have one... shit singer. :rolleyes:

Hitting a lump of butter with a ruler would prove to be more pleasing to the ear.
 
CAn't they do summary executions? :P
 
I hope they put her in a real life version of the cube, and let us all watch her futile attempt to get out.
 
Moto-x_Pat said:
I don't know where you're from, but In-N-Out is a small burger chain in California, so she doesn't mean she's gonna throw it up afterwards.
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LOL so true...but I still wont eat there...the name of the place bugs me... In n Out food just doesnt sound appealing...

But Im suprised that room service couldnt bring her a burger :P

And doesnt she have some sort of contract with Karls Jr for their burger ad?
 
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