You are the founder and President of the Nation of mars.

[Raptor_Jesus]

hai guyz lets say you settle on Planet mars and you are founder of the nation of mars,write a Constitution and name some laws you would like to have in place I will write mine later.

 

[Krynn72]

In the future of Mars there will be no law, no rules, there will be only WAR!

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

2 men enter 1 man leaves! 2 men enter 1 man leaves! 2 men enter 1 man leaves! 2 men enter 1 man leaves! 2 men enter 1 man leaves!

 

[Que-Ever]

I outlaw pogo sticks, except in certain establishments centered around adult entertainment. (We don't want people flying off the planet because of the low gravity :O)

 

[Tyguy]

i would make it illegal to spell words wrong on purpose, thats for sure

 

[lePobz]

I'd have people executed that start threads yet can't be arsed to contribute themselves.

 

[PvtRyan]

Laws:
1 You don't talk about Mars.
2 You don't talk about Mars.

 

[Ridge]

Dont activate alien artifacts.

 

[ailevation]

Martians have rights equal to us humans

 

[Avoidist]

I would hold a secret tournament with eight teams and only one rule: first goal wins.

 

[Evo]

Activate any and every alien artifact there is

 

[Sir Phoenixx]

Playing around with portals on Mars or either of it's moons will be strictly prohibited.

 

[Saturos]

Dont activate alien artifacts.

Doom3?

 

[JFry]

I'd rule both my rovers with an iron fist. Wait do people come with me to settle mars?

 

[Acepilotf14]

War with Earth!

 

[Operational]

Every dispute must be settled with a long jump competition.

Incidentally that would be my law everywhere there is lower than Earth gravity - I just want to see heaps of people jump superhuman distances.

 

[Jintor]

Thread of the week.

 

[Operational]

Your snuggling laws are incompatible with my long jump competitions.
I'm sorry our differences are just too great.
*Declares War*
*Launches missiles*


I want to play Alpha Centauri now.

 

[Pesmerga]

In the grim darkness, etc.

 

[Irksome]

Hyper Blade

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Rule 1: Earth sucks. Its so green and bright.

Rule 2: Martian war of independance ftw!

 

[Smoke]

I'd find out for sure if the C'tan really slumbers there or not.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Invade Earth. End statement.

 

[Llama]

Destroy all Humans!

 

[repiV]

I wouldn't have a chance to enact any laws. I'd be too busy dealing with hordes of morons saying that global warming is killing Mars, and every degree that the planet warms over its -75C average brings mankind one step closer to extinction. I can't let them ban terraforming, damnit. Our hot air supplies are running dangerously low, yet somehow they seem to have an infinite stockpile of the stuff.
Plus, those idiots who believe we should be tolerant of the Marslims are a constant thorn in my side. How the hell am I supposed to run a planet when it's infested by people who believe Earth is a myth, life began at planetfall and we should all exchange our environment suits for burkas?

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

I wouldn't have a chance to enact any laws. I'd be too busy dealing with hordes of morons saying that global warming is killing Mars, and every degree that the planet warms over its -75C average brings mankind one step closer to extinction. I can't let them ban terraforming, damnit. Our hot air supplies are running dangerously low, yet somehow they seem to have an infinite stockpile of the stuff.
Plus, those idiots who believe we should be tolerant of the Marslims are a constant thorn in my side. How the hell am I supposed to run a planet when it's infested by people who believe Earth is a myth, life began at planetfall and we should all exchange our environment suits for burkas?

 

[Kula Meenur]

I wouldn't have a chance to enact any laws. I'd be too busy dealing with hordes of morons saying that global warming is killing Mars, and every degree that the planet warms over its -75C average brings mankind one step closer to extinction. I can't let them ban terraforming, damnit. Our hot air supplies are running dangerously low, yet somehow they seem to have an infinite stockpile of the stuff.
Plus, those idiots who believe we should be tolerant of the Marslims are a constant thorn in my side. How the hell am I supposed to run a planet when it's infested by people who believe Earth is a myth, life began at planetfall and we should all exchange our environment suits for burkas?

epic


i would sig it, but it's too ****ing big

 

[Eejit]

Memes to be outlawed.

(i think President of Mars is a cool guy, eh outlaws memes and doesnt afraid of anything)

 

[15357]

I wouldn't have a chance to enact any laws. I'd be too busy dealing with hordes of morons saying that global warming is killing Mars, and every degree that the planet warms over its -75C average brings mankind one step closer to extinction. I can't let them ban terraforming, damnit. Our hot air supplies are running dangerously low, yet somehow they seem to have an infinite stockpile of the stuff.
Plus, those idiots who believe we should be tolerant of the Marslims are a constant thorn in my side. How the hell am I supposed to run a planet when it's infested by people who believe Earth is a myth, life began at planetfall and we should all exchange our environment suits for burkas?

Awesome.


Mine:

The Constitution of the Free Republic of Mars

1. The nation is a democratic republic, and all decisions are based on a fully democratic process.

2. The territories of the nation is the entiriety of the planet mars and conquered outlying territories.

3a. To form a political party is completely legal and will not be hindered.
3b. Political parties that are undemocratic in nature will not be tolerated (ie, labor party, communist party, ect.)

4a. The republic shall follow the basic rights granted to the citizens.
4b. Only registered citizens shall be applicable to human rights.
4c. The republic, in order to safeguard order and democracy, may revoke the rights of any citizen at any time.


And then follows the State Security Act, The Social Safety Act, ect.

The goverment would be heavily centralized, with power focused mostly on the Department of Defence and the Department of Public Safety.

After 5 years, which is the presidential term, I'll declare a state of emergency and fake an Earthian attack, and then enact the Patriot Law, which would give unlimited power to the Department of State Security and the Office for Criminal Investigations.


There will be perpetual war to ensure public security, and any dissident not following the laws that protect him will be deemed as a traitor and shot behind the chemical shed, in accordance with the Articles of Loyalty. Sedition will be punished with 30 years in a labor reeducation facility.


IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY WAR.

 

[Raziaar]

Droppo, you're the laziest man on Mars!

 

[<RJMC>]

mass reproduction

and as leader I get 20% of the female population to "reproduce"

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Outlaw Buggalo Hunting

 

[Pesmerga]

epic


i would sig it, but it's too ****ing big

Your sig is awesome enough as it is now.