Xevrex
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Apparently some prick decided to write a letter to incoming freshmen at our school to show them "what's up". I have never seen such hypocrisy in my life.
I have never hated my class so much. They're so goddamn full of themselves.
"Do as I say and not as I do!"
EDIT: NOT A FRESHMAN, I'm a sophomore.
Dear incoming freshman,
Congrats....now you're the lowest of the low, Here are just a few helpful words of advice, take it from us, this years sophomores:
1) You are not cool.
2) Everyone does hate you.
3) You are annoying.
- Sex doesn't make you cool & it won't make the upper-class boys think any higher of you. So don't go around bragging about it, no one cares & then you look like an easy freshman whore.. just leave all the slutty things you did in 8th grade in middle school.
Oh no I disagree; in my school sex does make you quite cool, especially with an "upper-class girl". Also, what upper-class people do we have? All I see are upper-middle-class.
- dont brag about the number of seniors you know. The more u brag, the more we can tell youre a freshman.
- You are a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.. not a "freshie" - shut up, you sound like a queer
I saw this from our class all year.
- Don't walk around telling upperclassmen you're not all stupid freshman, we don't care, we're still calling you one.
-Respect your teachers and your peers. Getting written up everyday and purposely failing really doesn't look cool, we may laugh but it is at you for your ignorance. If your going to waste time and school board money on bullshitting around just drop out your a lost cause and your really not that cool. people talk down about you behind your back.
Oh, there are so many people that should just take their own advice.
- Dont think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka/ or coke bottles with bacardi and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We've all done it.. so don't be proud.
That's just sad.
- Don't post things like "FINALLY FRESH!! LOLZZZ" on myspace. If anything, you suck big time.
Who's proud to be a freshman?
- DO NOT think that the upper-class girls are your best friends.. they will just laugh at you.
It's funny because most upper-class girls are sluts.
- Stop thinking u are the shit cuz nobody even knows you
Didn't stop anyone in the past.
-Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make "a variety of friends."
No one ever does this, ever.
- Do not slick your bangs to your face and wear "bracelets" in you're ears because you think that you're Hood.
Oh, and what about the upperclassmen that do that? They're "hood" too?
-If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work.Since when do freshmen rebel?
- Don't think that you have privacy now. Once you're here.. Your business is everyone's business.Hmph, I've been a victim of this.
- dont brag about how smart you are and how ½ of your schedule is honors classes. thats just more work u have to go home and do.Coming from the idiots.
-Dont tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, you're an idiot.Oh well, I guess every girl in the school is an idiot then?
- Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.This never happened.
- dont tell your friends that youre busy after school and tell them u have to go meet your friends in the jr./sr. parking lot, we all know your brother/sisters just taking you home.Who does this again?
- You'll never be as hot as the '12, '11, and '10 girls. So don't try.Never seemed to apply to our freshmen girls...
- To all freshman guys, you can't get with the class of '09 & '10 & '12 girls.Funny, most of the freshmen I knew dated juniors or seniors. What makes the incoming ones any different?
- Don't try to say you're older than you really are. The way you walk, dress & talk just has freshman written all over you.This is bullshit. There was no "way" anyone walked; stupid holier-than-thou propaganda perpetuated by our "hip" class.
- Your name is "the class of 13." HAHA.. enough said.
Hahahah let's point out a retarded superstition and blame you for it.
-Don' t try to pull that shit "Well you were freshmen once..." STOP! We know that we were freshmen, but we arent anymore so shut the **** up.Our class would have used the same excuse, except they were NEVER PICKED ON.
-The day you mess with our boyfriend/girlfriend, you'll never enjoy high school again. bitch.This is just... stupid.
- Don't be a slut. This should be the number one rule.
Hmm as I recall, most girls in our schools are sluts. I love contradicting yourself.
- DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (& most likely will), push you out of the way. You will get hurtNo they won't.
-To all the freshman guys, we know your balls haven't dropped yet. That's why you still sound like Mickey Mouse. Don't go around bragging how big your dick is or how huge your balls are. We all know you're lying.
Yeah that's right, our guys were HUGE in their freshman year.
--DONT THINK YOUR COOL BY TAKING OUR BULLETIN AND
PUTTING IT IN YOUR OWN WORDS--DUMBASSES !
WE HATE U ALL
Welcome to hell. =]
Believe me---You CANT win. Have FUN being a freshman...for a fun-filled year with NO life and NO opinion whatsoever.
Holy shit this is the most untrue statement ever.
Sincerely,
The Classes of '12, '11, and '10
I have never hated my class so much. They're so goddamn full of themselves.
"Do as I say and not as I do!"
EDIT: NOT A FRESHMAN, I'm a sophomore.