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Anytime you do a PMSer, you are in for some deep shit. Pray that your 'ceiling fan' doesn't rip your dick off.
1) Ugh, you don't touch a girl when the painters are in... ew
2) Did you use protection?
Where did you buy your ceiling fan.
Bah, don;t worry about it til she's 9 months late. Then you're f*cked.Oh yeah, and she's only one day late (she was due today, didn't get it) if that changes anything.
How do you **** a ceiling fan anyway?
1). PMS'ing! Not having their period!
2). Yeah. Condom+pulling out before the gasm.
1). PMS'ing! Not having their period!
2). Yeah. Condom+pulling out before the gasm.
Ahh, the joys of when I first started having sex. My girlfriend was late a few days upwards to 2 weeks before her period. She got VERY sporatic on the times. I wouldn't worry till a month goes by...then you're sure.
And PMSing has NOTHING to do with anything...when she's bleeding is when it matters.
Yeah, but if she PMS' post-sex, that means that she's bound to get her period right?
The worst pregnancy scare I know of is of a neighbor/friend of mine who was TWO MONTHS late. Her parents are ultra-religious too (they'd fit right in at Jesus Camp). Scary.
blood = lubricant? = better sex?
blood = lubricant? = better sex?
1) Ugh, you don't touch a girl when the painters are in... ew
Aye, and it was glorious. Supposedly she got off 10 times. But women lie. So divide that number by 10.Hehe... All those who have their red wings, say "Aye." :smoking:
Hehe... All those who have their red wings, say "Aye." :smoking:
FINE. I HAD SEX WITH A GIRL. MY CEILING FAN IS STILL A VIRGIN.