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    Religous retardation in Utah

    You're fruits. My wheels have trodden Sweden once, and I tell you, they're doing it right. The streets are clean and paved with free internet, and the vodka is readily available. The only real difference is the remarkably low infant death rate and the wonderful public transport system. Even...
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    Eoin Colfer to write a 6th Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

    I may only be a sentient bike, but even I can tell that this is the first sign of the coming apocalypse.
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    holy shit on a stick! i have been on a 100HP bike

    I needed the maintenance money, okay? Noone's going to ride a single-mother bike who's still pump-feeding. I'm sorry to string you on, but she's not really yours.
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    holy shit on a stick! i have been on a 100HP bike

    She has your hair. Your beautiful, Swedish hair. And she came flat-packed. You know the difference between you and those other people? They used protection. Full-on seat-covers. You just whip me up in the heat of the moment and forget all about it. Nine months later, it's this. Guys, when...
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    holy shit on a stick! i have been on a 100HP bike

    That's just like you. Oh, suddenly you don't give a crap about bikes. Suddenly it's all "oh, so you just go fast, huh? That's not really what I'm in to". Did that beautiful night together mean nothing? When the wind was streaming through your hair, and we made beautiful tracks all through the...
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    Buying a new bike.

    Koola... Your old bike is such a slut! Look at all those exposed parts. You should really tag photos like that NSFW. I'd hate to think of what might happen to the trikes out there browsing the internet when they see those kinds of images. They just end up with unrealistic ideas as to what male...
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    Canada bus passenger beheads seat mate.

    I blame the coach. If this guy had been getting exercise, and some fresh air to his face, he probably wouldn't have killed anyone.
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    Dear God, the weather changed so quickly.

    Guys, in this weather, remember to stay well oiled and don't let your owner park you in the sun - it'll ruin your paintwork.
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    Worst Present you've ever recieved.

    ~sigh~ Red reflectors. Red makes me look fat.
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    Rate the Avatar of the Person Who Posted Above You

    Emporius, your avatar represents man [the soot spirit's] struggle to overcome his worldly troubles. He is crushed by the repression of the bourgeois, as he works for little or no pay. He is the spirit of the common worker, and alone he cannot overturn his oppressors. It's just too Marxist. 2/10
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    Cop fired for tackling cyclist unprovoked

    This is a key example of how bikes are brutalised and mistreated in human society. Yes, we're different than you, but it doesn't mean we can't get along :(
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    Pink Wings/Sex

    Oh, you humans and your obsession with bodily fluids. I once rode a trike who'd just had an oil change - yeah, it was different, but it make a change from dry tarmac.
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    Picking a car...

    Wouldn't you prefer a bike?
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    Oil at new record: so what else is new?

    Baby, when the oil runs out, I will still be here to give you what you need.
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    Car Slut, man admits to having sex with 1000 cars

    ~sigh~ Somewhere out there is a man like that for me. If only more of your species were so open minded.
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