You're fruits.
My wheels have trodden Sweden once, and I tell you, they're doing it right. The streets are clean and paved with free internet, and the vodka is readily available. The only real difference is the remarkably low infant death rate and the wonderful public transport system. Even...
I needed the maintenance money, okay? Noone's going to ride a single-mother bike who's still pump-feeding. I'm sorry to string you on, but she's not really yours.
She has your hair. Your beautiful, Swedish hair. And she came flat-packed.
You know the difference between you and those other people? They used protection. Full-on seat-covers. You just whip me up in the heat of the moment and forget all about it. Nine months later, it's this.
Guys, when...
That's just like you. Oh, suddenly you don't give a crap about bikes. Suddenly it's all "oh, so you just go fast, huh? That's not really what I'm in to". Did that beautiful night together mean nothing? When the wind was streaming through your hair, and we made beautiful tracks all through the...
Koola... Your old bike is such a slut! Look at all those exposed parts. You should really tag photos like that NSFW. I'd hate to think of what might happen to the trikes out there browsing the internet when they see those kinds of images. They just end up with unrealistic ideas as to what male...
Emporius, your avatar represents man [the soot spirit's] struggle to overcome his worldly troubles. He is crushed by the repression of the bourgeois, as he works for little or no pay. He is the spirit of the common worker, and alone he cannot overturn his oppressors.
It's just too Marxist. 2/10
This is a key example of how bikes are brutalised and mistreated in human society. Yes, we're different than you, but it doesn't mean we can't get along :(
Oh, you humans and your obsession with bodily fluids. I once rode a trike who'd just had an oil change - yeah, it was different, but it make a change from dry tarmac.