holy shit on a stick! i have been on a 100HP bike

[jverne]

a friend has a 1000cc honda. and he took me for a ride...damn...when he accelerates it's like going into a new dimension. it reaches 140kmh before you can even take a breath.

it's insane! i don't even want to know what a honda cbr with 170HP feels like.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

I understood very little of that. Just to make sure: You were on some sort of veichle that went really, really fast, right? Is that correct?

 

[jverne]

I understood very little of that. Just to make sure: You were on some sort of veichle that went really, really fast, right? Is that correct?

yes...an enduro type of motorbike which has a engine volume of 1000ccm and 100 horse power.


edit: i'm not certain if it is a true enduro, it has a lot of street bike elements.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

yes...

Great, I can go back to not caring now.

 

[Lucid]

Oh you.

 

[ríomhaire]

Sounds pretty deadly.

 

[jverne]

Sounds pretty deadly.

it is...and i fully understand why people crash with such bikes. if that thing goes out of control there is no way in hell that you can regain it. throttle too much in low gears on a curve and you're out.

 

[A-Bike]

Great, I can go back to not caring now.

That's just like you. Oh, suddenly you don't give a crap about bikes. Suddenly it's all "oh, so you just go fast, huh? That's not really what I'm in to". Did that beautiful night together mean nothing? When the wind was streaming through your hair, and we made beautiful tracks all through the mud?

Well, I'm sat here right now with your trike. Yes, YOUR trike. And I'm hoping one day you'll grow up and show some damned responsibility to her.

jverne, she sounds like a wonderful model. Treat her better than this douchenozzle did.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

That's just like you. Oh, suddenly you don't give a crap about bikes. Suddenly it's all "oh, so you just go fast, huh? That's not really what I'm in to". Did that beautiful night together mean nothing? When the wind was streaming through your hair, and we made beautiful tracks all through the mud?

Well, I'm sat here right now with your trike. Yes, YOUR trike. And I'm hoping one day you'll grow up and show some damned responsibility to her.

jverne, she sounds like a wonderful model. Treat her better than this douchenozzle did.

Oh please, how the hell do you know she's mine? Like hundreds of people don't ride you every damn day! Slut.

 

[A-Bike]

Oh please, how the hell do you know she's mine? Like hundreds of people don't ride you every damn day! Slut.

She has your hair. Your beautiful, Swedish hair. And she came flat-packed.
You know the difference between you and those other people? They used protection. Full-on seat-covers. You just whip me up in the heat of the moment and forget all about it. Nine months later, it's this.

Guys, when you're riding a bike, always wear protection. Helmets, seat covers, the lot.

 

[CptStern]

when I get home tonight I'm kicking my bike ...no more bike porn or my 10 speed gets a beating ..I'll send you the severed footpeddle in the mail

 

[Slug Advisor]

But... A-Bike, you told me I was the father! You told me that!

 

[A-Bike]

But... A-Bike, you told me I was the father! You told me that!

I needed the maintenance money, okay? Noone's going to ride a single-mother bike who's still pump-feeding. I'm sorry to string you on, but she's not really yours.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

She has your hair. Your beautiful, Swedish hair. And she came flat-packed.
You know the difference between you and those other people? They used protection. Full-on seat-covers.

Those things kill more people than they save!

 

[Lucid]

The Young and the Bikeless

Oh the humanity. ;(

 

[jverne]

oh man, i love this forum..masters of thread derailing