Dumbest things you ever heard.

[Adrien C]

So while living in Mexico, I had this idea that young French people would be more educated and had a greater general culture than the average Mexican.... WRONG

Here are some stuff I hear every day at school.


NASA is French
Pope Pinochet
"What train did you take from Mexico to come to France ? "
Texas is in California
Texas is not deep south
England has a King
"Where were you born? - Carcassonne ( French city) - Oh you are American!"
" Do you speak Mexican" ?
" Do you have electricity/water in Mexico?"
" Did you sleep under a cactus (wtf)?"


Post the dumbest things you've heard from people, things that made you want to shoot them.

 

[Deleted member 56031]

Does everyone in scotland where kilts?
Do you have electricity in scotland?
*pointing to a swimming pool* Is that salt water?

 

[Dynasty]

Anything out of Bush's mouth
Anything out of Brown's mouth for that matter...

The smoking ban was implemented this year in the UK.

Was eating dinner with some mates, and one of my blonde lady friends turned around and said;

'You know the smoking ban?'
'Yeah what about it?'
'Does that mean fires will have to be banned, cos they smoke too?'

*faceplant* Where do i FIND these people?

 

[Tyguy]

Only in Cheltenham, UK

 

[Ravioli]

When i first came to my current american school and told people i was from sweden they would always reply

"Oh sweden? Cool, ive been to iceland"


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wut? huh? what? how? thats....good to know i guess...confused...

America+Geography=communism

 

[Irksome]

- "Saddam did 9/11, thats why we invaded Iraq."

- Back in my Freshmen year in High school, my teacher was talking to us about Abu Ghraib and her opinion on the matter was...

"What kind of idiot records that?" Because - yanno - the whole torture thing was just fine, as long as no one records it.

- In general, every single creationist "argument" against evolution.
- Anything ever said on Gametrailers.com

 

[Stigmata]

In the first twenty seconds of a course-culminating politics presentation on natural resource consumption in Grade 12:

"And, as we all know, water is not a renewable resource"

 

[Dynasty]

Only in Cheltenham, UK

Touche

Oh, then theres people going 'Your accent, what part of Australia are you from'

FFS IM SOUTH AFRICAN YOU RETARD!!!

 

[CyberPitz]

When i first came to my current american school and told people i was from sweden they would always reply

"Oh sweden? Cool, ive been to iceland"


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wut? huh? what? how? thats....good to know i guess...confused...

America+Geography=communism

That's just generalising it all..I know Sweden is in France.

 

[Naurgul]

Oh, this is very advanced stupidity. The examples I were to mention pale in comparison to yours, everyone here.

 

[huntingbear]

"Are you guys watching this? They're talking about our ancestors the dinosaurs!"
"I wonder what humans thought the first time they saw a T-Rex."
"Vegetables come in cans?"
"Parm cheese on my pizza? No thx I've never put that on my pizza. Now my fried chicken on the other hand...."
****in weird ass friend from Minnesota

 

[mindless_moder]

- fundie friends insisting that men have one less rib than women
- fundie friends insisting that string theory proves that god spoke the world into existence i.e the vibrational strings were the words that god spoke. ????
- oh and a bunch of people asking me what my "real" name is because im asian.

 

[Cavalry]

-the U.S. law that makes same sex marriage illegal
dumbass politics,what happened to the "all men are created equal" phrase?

 

[PimpinPenguin]

"Oh i have been to Europe it's a beautiful country i went to the city of Italy"

 

[Qonfused]

Woman on Weakest Link:

"What is the most populous country in the world?"

Her: "Asia."

...

 

[B.Calhoun]

When i first came to my current american school and told people i was from sweden they would always reply

"Oh sweden? Cool, ive been to iceland"


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wut? huh? what? how? thats....good to know i guess...confused...

America+Geography=communism

you obviously were placed in the SPED class...

 

[ríomhaire]

My English teacher gave us a copy from an article from the Daily Mail today (don't worry, it was cleansed first) of really stupid mistakes that children put in their schoolwork. Some examples:

• When Caesar died he is reported to have said "Me too, Brutus!"
• The Oddity was written by Homer. Actually, it wasn't written by Homer but someone else of that name.
• Another Greek legend is Jason and the Golden Fleas. (Makes a bit of sense if you know the Latin for gold)
• As Ben walked into his room he could hear the sound of loud breeding.
• Alexander the Great conquered *insert places here*. Unfortuatly, he died without any hair.
• In the 18th century all the morons moved to Utah. (True)
• Madame Pompadour rose in power while placed under the king. (Technically true)
• An armadillo is a type of ornamental plant.
• The headmaster never caned me except on a rear occasion.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Anything about sheep. You name it.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Amsterdam is in germany.

 

[xcellerate]

Unfortunately the vast majority of the stupid things I hear people say are car related since those are the crowds I normally hang out with.

-One of my friends thought cars have hood scoops because if they didn't the hot air would build up underneath the hood, and because hot air rises it would lift the front end up a little bit, giving you less traction up front. Apparently he's never seen how much hot air it takes to lift a guy in a wicker basket (i.e. hot air balloon) much less the front of a car.

-Another person told me cold air intakes were good because cold air in HARDER to compress. As if because the motor has to work HARDER it somehow gets more power. That's the same logic as if you put sandbags in your trunk you'll accelerate faster because now the car is harder to move.

-One guy told me the bugatti veyron weighs so much because if it didn't then it would fly. Since apparently the engineers at bugatti are so retarded they build cars that generate LIFT.

-I was talking with a guy who said his friend had a 1999 audi A4 with the 180hp 1.8t motor. (Fun Fact for the Day: the 180hp 1.8t wasn't even CREATED in 1999 and even today audi NEVER got the 180hp version, they got the 150hp, 170hp, and 225hp versions) But I told him his friend had the 150hp version and some random guy around us said, "no trust me, the 1.8t makes 180hp" and then the guy I was talking to originally said, "see you really don't know anything about audi's do you." I face palmed and left.

-Not counting the countless number of kids who fill my life with, "I'm a good driver, if I drive slower than 90mph I get bored" as if that makes any sense...

 

[bam23]

I hear facepalm material on a daily basis. One that I heard yesterday while watching a LIVE college football game with TiVo:

"If you can rewind, can you fast forward?"

I just looked at him and said "WHAT THE **** MAN?" But, he was pretty blazed when he said that.

 

[Top Secret]

"Nah man, when you turbo your car you want higher compression, or else you'll get detonation" - Random retard at work


"What are you talking about, race fuel is WAY more explosive than normal gasoline, that's what the octane numbers mean, how explosive they are." - Another random retard at work

"Yeah, it'll run 10's" - Guy who pulled up outside of my work in a turbo'd Volvo 510 with an entirely stock motor. Also had on street tires.

"Yeah, well I just pulled on a Z06 on the freeway yesterday." - Same guy.

"Dude, there is no way the 1970 Chevelle SS made over 500 horsepower 35 years ago. The new Corvettes and vipers are just now making that much." - Retarded 'Honduh" guy at work.

"Like one second" - Honda guy at work after I asked him what his 60 foot time was for his B18c5 1992 Honda Civic. (He had gone to the track the day prior.)

"Yeah, it's a stock motor, just bored out to 383." :|

Had a guy insist that his one-legger rear end was "just as quick off the line" as a posi or welded diff...



All I talk about is cars, I'm sure I have some more...

 

[Stigmata]

I hear facepalm material on a daily basis. One that I heard yesterday while watching a LIVE college football game with TiVo:

"If you can rewind, can you fast forward?"

I just looked at him and said "WHAT THE **** MAN?" But, he was pretty blazed when he said that.

Hey, everyone knows blazed people can't be held responsible for the repressed stupidity that the weed reveals. :smoking:

Also we need more actual facepalm-worthy material here. Anything dealing with the intricacies of any hobby or profession will do no good. I'm looking at you, car fiends! The same goes to anyone complaining about "retards" making small mistakes in things like AP Calculus or architectural design.

 

[Pesmerga]

I hear facepalm material on a daily basis. One that I heard yesterday while watching a LIVE college football game with TiVo:

"If you can rewind, can you fast forward?"

I just looked at him and said "WHAT THE **** MAN?" But, he was pretty blazed when he said that.

Well, you can fastforward, but only if there's content ahead

 

[kupocake]

I swear, honest to god that once when on a bus, two women were having a conversation and one of them made the claim that the US invented the wheel. Her friend seemed a little doubtful, but accepted it after a second or two of thought.

 

[Smoke]

Girlfriend once asked me what the colour orange looked like.

/insta facepalm

 

[Pesmerga]

I hope you facepalmed her

 

[Smoke]

I bit her on the tit.

 

[kupocake]

I bit her on the tit.

And she turned orange?

 

[Krynn72]

I once participated in a conversation about how cows could produce chocolate milk if you pushed them down a hill.

That was pretty dumb.

 

[Stigmata]

I once participated in a conversation about how cows could produce chocolate milk if you pushed them down a hill.

That was pretty dumb.

I don't think it counts if you were all in on it.

Even if it was a retarded conversation

 

[Krynn72]

Oh, well other than that theres not much I have heard that isnt related to CG. There are a lot of morons in my classes who ask some of the dumbest questions and say some of the dumbest things, but it wouldnt really make sense if you dont know anything about it.

 

[Stigmata]

I might... Do go on.

 

[ShinRa]

My friend:

"bacon is not a meat.:

Me:

"is bacon pork?"

Him:

"yes"

Me:

"is pork a type of meat?"

Him:

"yes"

Me:

"so bacon is a type of meat then?"

Him:

"no"








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[staticprimer]

Amsterdam is in germany.

What do you know, that's also the dumbest thing I ever heard someone say!

 

[Pesmerga]

Amsterdam is a dam.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

Dumbest eh?
Ok then you asked for it.
"OMFGWTFBBQLOLOMGROFLMAOH4X0RZ"
That is the stupidest thing ever.

 

[MiccyNarc]

Anytime someone talks about cow tipping as though it actually happens.

 

[Phobie]

I say some pretty dumb shit.

 

[Cavalry]

I shall quote myself from the desktop pic tread

how are you taking such perfect pictures?