Rate the last food you eated

[mechanicallizard]

pasta carbonara (with the bacon)


food of the gods. or jesus at least.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I had a bacon sandwich for breakfast, also.



http://blog.durdle.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/jaffa-cake.jpg

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That's pretty much what I would think of every time I watched Stargate.

 

[Stigmata]

pasta carbonara (with the bacon)


food of the gods. or jesus at least.

How does one pronounce carbonara? Is it carbon-AIR-ah or carbon-AHH-ra?

 

[mechanicallizard]

carbon-AHH-ra.

you should have known that. BEG JESUS' FORGIVENESS

 

[Stigmata]

Believe it or not, that's what I assumed, but everyone around here pronounces it the retarded way. Sometimes I forget! But at least Jesus forgives me.

[ninja edit] Oh wow, I thought you said BIG Jesus's forgiveness. Like a rap star.

 

[mechanicallizard]

i believe you. as does jesus.

but now: jungle oats porridge 10/10. looks like sludge but tastes good.

 

[Stigmata]

I love porridge. I haven't had any in ages. Delicious, delicious nutritious sludge.

Right now: My second goddamn enormous bowl of Cheerios, 7.5/10. Would be tastier if I were using 2% milk instead of 1%.

 

[mechanicallizard]

porridge finished. TIME FOR:

OREOS 8/10 (needs more cream)

nomnomnom

 

[Stigmata]

Cheerios finished. TIME FOR:

CHEERIO BREATH 0/10 (needs more mint)

vomit

 

[Raziaar]

Wanna know what's worse than cheerio breath? Peanut butter and water breath.

 

[mechanicallizard]

oreos = finito. TIME FOR: lichis
HA
top that.

 

[NeptuneUK]

Tea breath is bad.

 

[Stigmata]

cheerio breath = not yet finito. TIME FOR: please stop mechanicallizard i don't have anything left to eat i'm going have to start eating my keys

 

[-Kashmir-]

Fluffernutter fluffernutter/10

Pretty good, actually.

 

[mechanicallizard]

amateur. NO ONE CAN KEEP UP.

'cept that japanese guy i see on espn sometimes. hes awesome.

 

[Stigmata]

If his mouth opened wide enough, he could devour the solar system.

 

[mechanicallizard]

hes brilliant. but i always miss those eating contests. havent seen one for about a year D:

Edit: youtube is my savior! yippee

 

[freakyflor]

Cheese sandwich 10/10

mmmmmmm... cheese sandwich

*eats another one*

 

[Bad^Hat]

How does one pronounce carbonara? Is it carbon-AIR-ah or carbon-AHH-ra?

It's easiest to pronounce if you pretend it's a town somewhere in the Australian outback.

Just Right - this one practically writes itself/10

Mmm, nutritious.

 

[YROC]

Baked Pork Chop with Mac and Cheese - 8/10

 

[Hazard.Squared]

18 Buffalo Wings - 10/10

Hell yes.

 

[Vegeta897]

Chicken wings.

Skin was way too salty. Almost made me gag.

 

[Vegeta897]

I wash in saltwater.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Vegata sold me his balls too. I think one of us did not receive the genuine article!

The salt content was just right.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

6 Taco Bell softshell tacos with meat and lettuce and a large bag of mild sauce plus an orange - 13927/10

 

[Vegeta897]

Mild? Pffff.

Funny I was just thinking about going to taco bell for some soft tacos.

BUT WITH HOT SAUCE YOU PANSY

 

[Kula Meenur]

Jesus christ this thread takes me back D:



Cool story, bro

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Mild? Pffff.

Funny I was just thinking about going to taco bell for some soft tacos.

BUT WITH HOT SAUCE YOU PANSY

I will **** you with a hard shell taco bitch. I don't like the flavor of Hot.

 

[mechanicallizard]

I will **** you with a hard shell taco bitch.

sounds fun. TIME FOR: coco pops 9/10
the best bit is that it makes the milk all chocolatey

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Macaroni 9/10

Om nom nom nom

 

[Omnomnick]

Tic-tac's

10/10

Om nom nom.

 

[Remus]

Pizza 9/10

OM nom mom

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

CinnamonToothpaste - 5/10

OMNOMNOH GOD SOMEONE CALL THE POISON CONTROL CENTER

 

[mechanicallizard]

^ why the **** would you buy cinnamon toothpaste?

MANGOES are awesome/10

 

[Omnomnick]

Crusty white bread from Somerfield

1000000/10.

No lies.

 

[Qonfused]

Nothing

0/10

Really lacking any kind of flavor or texture

 

[Hazard.Squared]

Turkey and Cheese Panini in Tomato Florentine soup - 12/10

So damn good.

 

[mechanicallizard]

^ nice. but not as nice as SEAGAL.

anyway, TIME FOR: leftover rice. 5/10 im not such a fan of leftovers.

 

[Stigmata]

^ why the **** would you buy cinnamon toothpaste?

MANGOES are awesome/10

Because it's god damn delicious?

The toothpaste, not the mangoes. But also the mangoes.

 

[mechanicallizard]

mango toothpaste maybe?