revenge pranks

[MiccyNarc]

I need to get revenge on one of the graduating seniors in the house, and I want ideas that are effective, mean (not destructive). Right now all I have is bending staples and putting them on his floor and chair, making walking a nightmare. I was going to put Nair in his hair gel but as a senior he's going to be looking for a job and that would be a little too mean.

 

[Raziaar]

Why go with staples?

Uproot his carpet around the door area and a good bit in... and press nails up from the bottom. Far more effective than office staples. Though, if you want to use heavy duty cardboard staples and staple them up from the bottom, that will be just as good, and harder to detect.

 

[MiccyNarc]

Why go with staples?

Uproot his carpet around the door area and a good bit in... and press nails up from the bottom. Far more effective than office staples. Though, if you want to use heavy duty cardboard staples and staple them up from the bottom, that will be just as good, and harder to detect.

Damn good idea but I'd have to cut the carpet which would make life worse for me if I got caught. Staples are quick and simple and will be irritating enough.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Shaving cream while sleeping?

 

[Sheepo]

Taze the penis?

 

[Felix]

Get lots of plastic cups and water. Fill the cups up, and put them all over the floor in his room. He won't be able to get out without devising some kind of plan, or soaking the carpet. Takes a while to set up, but totally worth it! Then whilst he's stuck he can mock him too

 

[Bad^Hat]

Something like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGVWEkiVH7k

 

[highlander]

Taze the penis?

/thread

 

[Dodo]

take a shit in his bed. epic win.

-dodo

 

[DustWisher]

You could just poison him with some kind of chemical while he is walking some where like with a dart or needle or pay someone to do it it works out something I seen it been done You could just hire a PPD

 

[Zephos]

take a shit in his bed. epic win.

-dodo

I second with this plan of action.

That, or the bath.

Oh wait, you might share the bath.

Do it anyway.

 

[Raziaar]

Damn good idea but I'd have to cut the carpet which would make life worse for me if I got caught. Staples are quick and simple and will be irritating enough.

Actually carpets can be pulled up at the edges of the rooms. They are held down by a sort of sharp tack board.

Get lots of plastic cups and water. Fill the cups up, and put them all over the floor in his room. He won't be able to get out without devising some kind of plan, or soaking the carpet. Takes a while to set up, but totally worth it! Then whilst he's stuck he can mock him too

That's an ingenious idea man. You'd need a small team to work on it though, unless you have lots of time. Though I can't imagine it causing too much aggravation unless all of them happened to get turned over.

 

[Dodo]

what you could do is take (it isnt baking foil) but the transparent plastic foil you put food in ... well anyway, put that over the toilet so that when someone takes a shit it doesnt just drop in the toilet, it looks like it levitates in mid air while its smearing itself on the victims bum. hihi made me lol : D

-dodo

 

[Raziaar]

what you could do is take (it isnt baking foil) but the transparent plastic foil you put food in ... well anyway, put that over the toilet so that when someone takes a shit it doesnt just drop in the toilet, it looks like it levitates in mid air while its smearing itself on the victims bum. hihi made me lol : D

-dodo

Wax paper?

Speaking of tin foil...

Buy a few rolls and cover everything in the apartment. Don't just do a quick coating either... wrap it around, crimp it, wrap it around and crimp it again. Do this for absolutely everything you can.

If you crimp it well enough and do it properly it'll take multiple tears to get it off each item. Heh. It's kind of lame though.

If you want to go the extra mile, buy more of the stuff and make hundreds of wadded balls of it(maybe use paper towels to add extra bulk so you don't have to pay so much on the tin foil.

Create a nice couple foot thick pile of them on every floor surface so they have to wade through while cleaning.

 

[SimonomiS]

Tell him a loved one has died.

Bonus points if you can make it convincing.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Kill one of his loved ones.

 

[Dodo]

Wax paper?

Plastic wrap !! : D

-dodo

 

[Raziaar]

Plastic wrap !! : D

-dodo

Oh Doh. Why didn't I think of that. I guess I thought if you meant plastic wrap, you'd say plastic wrap.

Plastic wrap in conjunction with my tin foil thing... oh man, killer. you wrap everything suuuper tight and in many layers, and that shit is a pain in the ass getting off.

For even more fun, after the layers of tin foil are applied and the plastic wrap around those... take a lighter and lightly singe key areas of the plastic wrap for an even more frustrating seal.

 

[Felix]

Or you could wrap everything in foil, and wire the light switch to the foil. Then it'll be like EPIC FOIL as he gets electrocuted, possibly repeatedly.

 

[Dynasty]

Heres what we did to a mate in halls a year ago (or so):

-Sprinkle watercress seeds on his floor and try and push them in as much as possible, then setup a bucket of water so that it falls over and water goes over the seeds when he opens the door. Soon the seeds will sprout and grow, and its a bitch to get them out.

-String; make a web of the room. Put string from one side to the other EVERYWHERE, diagonally, horizontally, etc etc. It takes ages, but its so worth the look on his face.

-Condom on the showerhead. By the time hes realised the water isnt falling, itll be too late and with any luck the condom will have just about touched the floor by the time he looks, then it explodes...always a good laugh

-Screenshot his PC desktop, old trick though

-Steal his mattress and hide it, then hide his pillows and duvet in his cupboards, draws and shower etc.

Just hide stuff around, its amazing how annoying it is to have to get everything back the way it was before.

 

[Dodo]

friend = asleep
condom around broomstick
broomstick in ass
rape
profit

-dodo

 

[Zephos]

friend = asleep
condom around broomstick
broomstick in ass
rape
???
profit

-dodo

Fixed.

 

[highlander]

Shit in his tea cup.

 

[MJ12]

I need to get revenge on one of the graduating seniors in the house, and I want ideas that are effective, mean (not destructive). Right now all I have is bending staples and putting them on his floor and chair, making walking a nightmare. I was going to put Nair in his hair gel but as a senior he's going to be looking for a job and that would be a little too mean.

Kill him.

He cut off your hand, and you wanted revenge? It is only normal.

*cough* Oh... I mean, yeah, prank.. uhm...

 

[VirusType2]

Destroy his balls.

 

[Dekstar]

Itching powder in his hair gel and/or clothes and/or bed.

 

[Eejit]

Knock him out with cholorform. Punch his ass black and blue while he's unconcious, leave a used condon and an open pot of vaseline next to him for when he wakes.

 

[Emporius]

Or you could wrap everything in foil, and wire the light switch to the foil. Then it'll be like EPIC FOIL as he gets electrocuted, possibly repeatedly.

You are a master at this.


I've always wanted to take someone's carpet/furniture/belongings and glue them identically to the ceiling

 

[Kula Meenur]

:upstare:


that would be awesome

 

[Eejit]

One thing my cousin did was wait till he leaves and put a large amount of live crabs (bought at a local fish market) in his bath (en-suite room).
Another thing which would take much time, and help, but would be awesome is to buy a bunch of that roll-out lawn from a garden centre, remove all the furniture from his room, unroll the lawn on the floor and replace the furniture.

 

[Que-Ever]

**** his girlfriend!

 

[Azner]

Plastic wrap on door was good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNkPCjwFcIM
or this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoD6wzj-cA4
I suggest covering a spray paint can(Make sure its able to come off easily, like those temporal ones) with something and make it seem like his deodorant?

 

[Beerdude26]

Plastic wrap !! : D

-dodo

Mode of action

When plastic wrap approaches a surface within 10 nanometres, quantum vacuum fluctuations (due to creation and subsequent annihilation of particle-antiparticle pairs (virtual particles) within the smallest unit of time, (1 planck unit), result in an attractive force between the plastic wrap and the surface to be adhered to (due to imbalances in the quantum vacuum outside the plastic wrap, and between the plastic wrap and the surface to be adhered to). This is known as the casimir effect.[7]

Saran wrap is possible due to quantum physics. Awesome

 

[sinkoman]

Fill the keyhole on the door to his room with JB weld, and lock it from the inside.

Then do it to his bathroom door too, and make sure to tell everybody in the rooms around you to NOT let him use their bathrooms.

I was actually going to do this to somebodies car, but I sort of got over the whole reason I was pissed.

OR, unbolt the wheels to his car and leave it sitting on cinder blocks. Then hide his wheels under random cars around the parking lot. spread them out FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR.

OR Take his keys one night, make a copy, and then every night, when he parks and goes up to his room, you run down to his car and drive it to the closest fast food joint, park it, and have somebody pick you up. Do this every night, leaving it at a different fast food joint every time.

Then, while he's sleeping, write the name of the fast food joint you parked his car at in permanent marker, right on his forehead.

If you want to be really mean and really destructive, bore a small hole in one of the differentials on his car.

 

[Felix]

If you wanna get silly with a car prank:

Wait for him to park near a post or someone else's car who you don't like either. Get a heavy duty chain lock, like you get for motorbikes and put it through the tow hook on his car, then around the post and lock it. Or thread it through the other tow hook and lock it. This is where there's a choice:

Put a price on the key
Get rid of the key
Watch as he drives off chained to the post/car leaving parts of his car behind. You can leave the key at the scene at this point.

 

[Tyguy]

depends on how much time/effort you want to devote to this. If you felt like being silly, you could put a post it note over every surface of his room/car.

I liked that water cup gag linked from the first page too, thats cheap and wont damage anything.

 

[MFD00M]

cover all his belongings in KY jelly.

 

[ríomhaire]

A: But hydrogen peroxied in his shampoo.
B: Seal his door shut using several rolls of duct tape.

 

[Shakermaker]

Get some duct tape and a big fish. Tape said fish somewhere out of sight, f.e. under a table or behind a closet. The fun starts after about 3 days.

 

[Deadpan]

Get some duct tape and a big fish. Tape said fish somewhere out of sight, f.e. under a table or behind a closet. The fun starts after about 3 days.

Oh my God, I just realized how amazingly brilliant that is. I can visualize the duct taped fish in my mind. That has to be the most awesome prank I've heard.