some tosser broke into my house

[mechanicallizard]

may he die in fire.

so, i left home on the sunday to go to granmas for christmas. we arrive late that day, and all is good. next morning the gardener calls, "bwana, someone has broken in"

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

anyway turns out he jumped the wall (we're gonna put broken glass under it now, get the bastard if he pulls that shit again.) fed my two dogs with biscuits. (useless dogs, one only has 3 legs)

smashed the padlock and slipped through the gate. spent the whole night in our house, drank the milk, ate yoghurt in the bathroom.....and went through every single room/cupboard/everything, turned th whole place upside down, what a ****ing mess.

he took: my laptop(im in a friends house), $300 my dad gave me, a backpack,
2 pairs of scissors, a hair shaver, some teaspoons(they always steal spoons here, weird ****ers,) a backpack, my xbox (original, didnt work properly anyway) my air rifle, and he drank 5 litres of white wine from what we can see, a teddy bear, and a fondue set.

so i conclude that he was a complete wanker and should die in fire. that is all.

also we dont tell the police here, its just not worth it. they just cause more problems,
and they never catch anyone anyway.

 

[MJ12]

Sounds like he's an addict of something, looking for anything to sell.

Maybe they steal the spoons for their heroin?

 

[Vegeta897]

Jesus christ that's awful. May he die in a fire indeed.

 

[YROC]

Wow, there really is no god.

 

[Kula Meenur]

**** dude :|

 

[YROC]

I hope he runs like a tard and falls on the scissors. A great conclusion to a sad story.

 

[Dynasty]

'eeeeeesh sorry boss, someone's broken in'

Consider yourself lucky from this though, 9/10 the guy wouldve smacked you around a bit, tied you up, threatened you with a gun demanding you tell him where you hide your gun and safe, then shoot you before he leaves.

 

[blackout]

I am sorry to hear your sad story, may this hobo die from syphylis.

 

[YROC]

-Dynasty, That post wasn't, in any way, appealing.

 

[MJ12]

Consider yourself lucky from this though, 9/10 the guy wouldve smacked you around a bit, tied you up, threatened you with a gun demanding you tell him where you hide your gun and safe, then shoot you before he leaves.

lol wat

 

[DigiQ8]

****

glad you're okay.

 

[blackout]

may a thousand tiny tweasers destroy whatever genetalias he has left.

 

[Darkside55]

fed my two dogs with biscuits.

Sucks that you got robbed, but you gotta admit, that was clever.

 

[blackout]

may he simmer in acid.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Poor stupid (except the biscuit thing) bastard.

 

[blackout]

may he drown in a vat of crap.

 

[Eejit]

He ate your yogurt, drank your milk and drank 5L of white wine?
At least he didn't throw up everywhere.

 

[morgs]

He ate your yogurt, drank your milk and drank 5L of white wine?
At least he didn't throw up everywhere.

Yeah that's a pretty bad mix. Hopefully it kills the scumbag.

 

[mindless_moder]

he took: my laptop(im in a friends house), $300 my dad gave me, a backpack,
2 pairs of scissors, a hair shaver, some teaspoons(they always steal spoons here, weird ****ers,) a backpack, my xbox (original, didnt work properly anyway) my air rifle, and he drank 5 litres of white wine from what we can see, a teddy bear, and a fondue set and rubbed his wang on EVERYTHING.

I'm glad no one got hurt and by the looks of it , it seems like not much damage was done apart from the laptop and the $300. don't you need to file a police report for insurance purposes ?

 

[Kula Meenur]

Yeah that's a pretty bad mix. Hopefully it kills the scumbag.

His lactose intolerance will be his downfall.

 

[Creme Egg]

the dirty, evil yougurt guzzling bastard

 

[Hazard.Squared]

^Nice first post.

Hunt the bastard down and kill him with fire.

 

[Rizzo]

I like his sig.

 

[danitiwa]

That sucks. At least no one's dead, some burglars kill dogs. They put poison on the food they give dogs so that they won't cause trouble.

That really sucks indeed. What desperate morons do is just sad.

I hope you guys manage to replace everything.

He ate your yogurt, drank your milk and drank 5L of white wine?
At least he didn't throw up everywhere.

lmao. I'm wondering how he even made it back out with 5 l of alchohol in his system.

 

[Krynn72]

Merry Christmas!

 

[No Limit]

Kids, that's what heroin will do to you. Sorry about your stuff, that sucks man. Did you have insurance?

 

[Shift]

May he drown in a sea of yogurt.

 

[Dynasty]

I was just pointing out the harshness of what COULD have happened.

I personally have lost a grandfather and 1 uncle to robbery, only knowing what happened in each case because another member of family was there and was 'spared' per say.

My grandfather and uncle were killed in their homes after being robbed of their gun and safe contents in Zimbabwe and Malawi, and my 2nd Uncle had his car stolen in Zambia after a guy shot him in the leg and wacked him over the head with his AK, leaving him bleeding and unconcious in the street.

So like I said, the situation sucks of course, but be glad you werent in the house at the time.

 

[Headcrab Pie]

You have a gardener?

 

[G(ordon)-man]

That sucks. I'll hope that the xbox will fall on his head so that the spoons will gauge out his eyes and laptop will eat itself trough his head. To find 300 bucks.

 

[mchammer75040]

I was just pointing out the harshness of what COULD have happened.

I personally have lost a grandfather and 1 uncle to robbery, only knowing what happened in each case because another member of family was there and was 'spared' per say.

My grandfather and uncle were killed in their homes after being robbed of their gun and safe contents in Zimbabwe and Malawi, and my 2nd Uncle had his car stolen in Zambia after a guy shot him in the leg and wacked him over the head with his AK, leaving him bleeding and unconcious in the street.

So like I said, the situation sucks of course, but be glad you werent in the house at the time.

Jesus dude are you serious? Fvck africa, I've never known someone who was wacked over the head with a freakin AK.


Anyways dude that ****in sucks, but one thing about your story doesn't make sense to me. You said He ate abunch of yogurt and drank abunch of wine and milk...ok so you're saying he left the trash there? What a fvckin idiot. Maybe the cops can swap it for DNA or something, his finger prints have to be all over that place. Maybe hire a private investigator to look into this, since you dont think the cops will.

 

[No Limit]

Anyways dude that ****in sucks, but one thing about your story doesn't make sense to me. You said He ate abunch of yogurt and drank abunch of wine and milk...ok so you're saying he left the trash there? What a fvckin idiot. Maybe the cops can swap it for DNA or something, his finger prints have to be all over that place. Maybe hire a private investigator to look into this, since you dont think the cops will.

Lol, yeah, Im sure the cops will be on the case.

At work we had a guy that for some reason assumed it would be a good idea to steal our outdoor cameras. The cameras were tied to a DVR inside of the building. Well as this genius was pulling off one of the cameras he turned the lens directly at his face. So we had not only a close up of his face but could see he didn't wear any gloves. After we gave the cops the picture that was the last we heard of that. They pretended like they checked for finger prints, I doubt they actually did.

...

 

[mchammer75040]

So what happened, they never got em? What do you mean they pretended? How do you know? Maybe they really do give a shit..maybe you just live on the wrong side of town pal...:frown: Your part of town obviously isnt worth wasting time on, you probably dont even have a gardener for christ sake.

BTW I bet its you're fvckin gardener dude.

 

[losttheskyagain]

Shit, man. At least you're all right.

 

[CyberPitz]

Install hidden cameras....CHECK

 

[jverne]

i suggest you invest in acid traps...so that way when a burglar opens a door he gets 98% HCl sprayed in his face...this would be really unpleasant for the bastard.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

fed my two dogs with biscuits.

I wish I had a talking dog.

Opportunists at xmas, it's pretty sickening.

 

[freakyflor]

Wow, poor.


Ur lucky u werent in the house.

 

[blackout]

May snarks infest his pubic hairs for the rest of time.

 

[No Limit]

So what happened, they never got em? What do you mean they pretended? How do you know? Maybe they really do give a shit..maybe you just live on the wrong side of town pal...:frown: Your part of town obviously isnt worth wasting time on, you probably dont even have a gardener for christ sake.

BTW I bet its you're fvckin gardener dude.

Nope, never caught him. I think they pretended because they told us they couldn't get any prints even though I was able to show them exactly where he layed his hands.