mechanicallizard
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may he die in fire.
so, i left home on the sunday to go to granmas for christmas. we arrive late that day, and all is good. next morning the gardener calls, "bwana, someone has broken in"
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
anyway turns out he jumped the wall (we're gonna put broken glass under it now, get the bastard if he pulls that shit again.) fed my two dogs with biscuits. (useless dogs, one only has 3 legs)
smashed the padlock and slipped through the gate. spent the whole night in our house, drank the milk, ate yoghurt in the bathroom.....and went through every single room/cupboard/everything, turned th whole place upside down, what a ****ing mess.
he took: my laptop(im in a friends house), $300 my dad gave me, a backpack,
2 pairs of scissors, a hair shaver, some teaspoons(they always steal spoons here, weird ****ers,) a backpack, my xbox (original, didnt work properly anyway) my air rifle, and he drank 5 litres of white wine from what we can see, a teddy bear, and a fondue set.
so i conclude that he was a complete wanker and should die in fire. that is all.
also we dont tell the police here, its just not worth it. they just cause more problems,
and they never catch anyone anyway.
so, i left home on the sunday to go to granmas for christmas. we arrive late that day, and all is good. next morning the gardener calls, "bwana, someone has broken in"
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
anyway turns out he jumped the wall (we're gonna put broken glass under it now, get the bastard if he pulls that shit again.) fed my two dogs with biscuits. (useless dogs, one only has 3 legs)
smashed the padlock and slipped through the gate. spent the whole night in our house, drank the milk, ate yoghurt in the bathroom.....and went through every single room/cupboard/everything, turned th whole place upside down, what a ****ing mess.
he took: my laptop(im in a friends house), $300 my dad gave me, a backpack,
2 pairs of scissors, a hair shaver, some teaspoons(they always steal spoons here, weird ****ers,) a backpack, my xbox (original, didnt work properly anyway) my air rifle, and he drank 5 litres of white wine from what we can see, a teddy bear, and a fondue set.
so i conclude that he was a complete wanker and should die in fire. that is all.
also we dont tell the police here, its just not worth it. they just cause more problems,
and they never catch anyone anyway.