Your worst injury.

My mom told me not to jump on the couch, I did, fell, wanged my head off the coffee table, took a chip out of it, now I have a scar for life beside my left eye lol.
 
i also had so many bad bee stings over the years. worst time was when i was playing hide and go seek and i was leaning on my friends telephone box out in his front yard. all of a sudden i had about 15 stings all at once and a few more after i was screaming and running around. it was instant pain
 
Once, I stubbed my little toe.
And that's probably the worst injury to ever happened to me.

In terms of sheer pain, I have to hand it to recovering from a certain surgery, but since that's not an actual injury it's sort of off topic.
Unless you all want to hear about it of course.
 
Lacerated my liver playing hockey. Large amounts of vomiting ensued.
 
When I was three, I was running around with a tent pole, tripped over a rocking chair and impaled the top of my mouth. A huge chunk of flesh was hanging down. My mom was lucky enough to catch me, so that it didn't go through my brain (OR DID ITTTTT?).
 
Captain M4d said:
When I was three, I was running around with a tent pole, tripped over a rocking chair and impaled the top of my mouth. A huge chunk of flesh was hanging down. My mom was lucky enough to catch me, so that it didn't go through my brain (OR DID ITTTTT?).
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i saw my friend's face get ripped apart by a dog. it almost made me throw up because his lip was separated and i could see his teeth where i shouldn't have. i also noticed his brother who was there as well, get extremely pail
 
Dog-- said:
My mom told me not to jump on the couch, I did, fell, wanged my head off the coffee table, took a chip out of it, now I have a scar for life beside my left eye lol.
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My sister did that and cracked her head open on the edge of a brick wall. I seem to remember a particularly disturbing story about my mom pouring her brains back in her head. Although that seems kinda far-fetched now.

Interestingly, when my mom was a kid, she got a giant cut on her forehead when she tripped and fell on a rock. Apparently she lost a lot of blood as the only doctoring she got was some home remedy from my grandma (I think it involved putting rice paste in the cut?).

So I guess I'm the lucky one out of everyone. The most head injuries I've had were from the dude with the locker above mine dropping textbooks on me for a couple of years in middle school, and this time around 5th grade when my mom got paranoid about some barely-visible moles and had me go under the knife so they could slice and dice three of them off my scalp to test for skin cancer (as well as one on my arm and another one between my fingers).

My family is weird.
 
I have never been injured or sick. I survived a train wreck once where over 200 people died.
 
I was happily playing basketball in school, jumping about and running like hell, until I jumped really high to try and catch the darn ball and felt a slight buzz in my knee. It was a weird feeling without pain, but I yelled out of shock. When I hit the ground my kneecap popped out of its place.
So I had to lay there for a half an hour in pain (it didn't hurt if I stayed still, but every now and then my leg muscles "twitched" causing a ****load of pain). And when I got the the hospital they got my x-ray done and I had to lay another 3 hours in pain.
When the doctor finally decided to help me, all he did was inject me with something and popped the thing back. Now that was a relief.
 
broke my arm once I stayed strong I didn't shed a tear...but when they wanted to give me shots I cried like a girl.
 
Never had a serious injury... Nothing that was bad enough to remember as being significantly worse than anything else.
 
A 2 inch wooden stick went half way through my leg when i was about 9-10 years old while driving my bike.
I dislocated my arm and tore a muscle while playing soccer during secondary school in Germany.
Busted open nt fore head on a trash enclosure door while playing hide and seek with some chicks. That actually knocked me right out for a few seconds. Last but not least...circumcision.


The horror... the horror...




Well, lets just leave it at that.

Apart from that, no serious injuries or broken bones so far. *knocks on wood :D
 
Not really an injury, but back in the seventh grade, I used to do crazy stuff (mostly stupid).

I got my friend to spray deodorant on my arm for extended periods of time. I did it before with this particular deodorant, and as your spray for an extended period of time your skin starts turning purple, like a bad bruise, but it changes back to normal after a couple of minutes. Also, ice like solids begin to appear on your arm, but comes off like you wash it with water. Then I did the stupidiest thing I can remember, and asked him to keep spraying for a minute. Afterwards, my skin turned purple, only this time it didn't turn back. It stayed as that color, and for a couple of weeks some of my teachers thought I was abused (the purple mark looks exactly like a bruise).

After a couple of weeks, the skin started to come off. It looked like those dead skins you get when you shower for too long or when you get a blister, except this time the color is purple. When it finally came off, the part of my arm where the skin occupied was basically skinless, and had red dots on it, like blood. The color is about the same as the rest of my arm, but it's easy to tell the skin is missing.

After a couple of weeks my skin grew back, but the color of the skin is different to the rest. Some parts of it were whiter than the rest of my arm whiles some parts were darker.

Now I honestly hope that this does not apply to all deodorant, only the one my friend had, since it is suppose to be some "ice cool" brand or something, but I cannot remember clearly because it was a while ago.
 
Maestro said:
AND MAESTRO TAKES THE LEAD WITH A LEG BROKEN IN FOUR PLACES!

Suck it, bitches. :smoking:
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That's painful, but try having two broken legs and a broken hip when you're 9.

Not being able to move from the waste down without the worst pain in the world. Painful. I've got rods in both my legs and used to have pins in my hip but they took those out as I grew and my orthopaedic specialist kept them to show off at conferences apparently.

Moto-x Pat said:
Broken clavicle.
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Same. Broke mine in Year 9 as I was getting up from the ground after fetching a pencil from under my desk. Had to walk to the nurses room while on crutches and a funny thing happened along the way. I passed the school principle, who knew me by name because I was one of the few disabled students there. Just as I was about to ask him for help to the nurses office he interrupted me and went on his way.

Never liked him after that.
 
While playing baseball in P.E, I was stung twice and bitten by a yellowjacket that got caught in my shirt. I soon discovered that I was allergic to wasps and bees, and a combination of slight anaphlaxis and heatstroke from not being properly hydrated (I didn't eat breakfast) made me vomit, become dizzy and I fainted. That was not pleasant.
 
I fractured my arm into the circumference of a basketball while playing basketball in high school. Wasn't cool at all.
 
I've never really sustained a serious injury. The worst I had was when I was a kid, when, playing dodgeball in the village hall, I - actually I can't quite remember what happened but I think I must have smacekd into another kid, bounced off him, and then hit the wall teeth-first. This not only dislodged my two front teeth (adult teeth!) from their gums, but cracked the teeth themselves. You'll have heard of the expression 'the skin of one's teeth'; well, that's what it was like, like the skin of my teeth had been ruptured and blood all trickling out. At that age I didn't know that was possible, but as it turned out teeth can bleed, because they are not (as I'd imagined) solid chunks of enamel but are actually full of flesh, blood vessels...and nerves. Oh god, do they have nerves.

So in unspeakable agony I spent the next three days unable to talk because the island's meagre facilities had stuffed my mouth with green medical playdoh to keep everything in place. One of the teeth had been hanging from the gums literally by a tiny string of flesh. Eventually I was sent to an orthodontic hospital on Sauchiehall Street in Glasgow and I'd end up going there every two months for the next few years.

Concerning bees, well, the last time I was really bothered by stinging insects was when me and my dad donned big thick gloves, opened up the wall, and tore out the wasp nest that we knew was in there. Most of the wasps had abandoned it, but some were still left and buzzed around our covered arms and faces as we carried the whole damn thing over to the first floor window and threw it out. Then we went downstairs, outside, and set fire to it. And we stood back, my father an I, and watched that nest burn away to ashes. It was real good father and son time.

I guess my point is, man up, fat hands D:
 
Maestro said:
AND MAESTRO TAKES THE LEAD WITH A LEG BROKEN IN FOUR PLACES!

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Suck it, bitches. :smoking:
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Fail. Six places, plus dislocated hip and ankle.

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:D
 
Ironically, Maestro was beaten so hard in a battle of injuries that he has now incurred the greatest injury and once again leaps to the top of the table.
 
repiV said:
Fail. Six places, plus dislocated hip and ankle.

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I took the lead, but then got beaten.

Anyway, only two people have beaten my on 'number of breaks in a single injury' so I hold third. I took the lead but got beaten out by you and Sparta.

That's painful, but try having two broken legs and a broken hip when you're 9.
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:O
That sucks, I was only 'crippled' for 8 weeks before I was able to put my body weight back on again.

So how the **** did you break both your legs and hip? Did you get hit by a truck or something?
 
Second degree burns on the tops and bottoms of both feet. When I was a wee kid, me and my sister were romping around outside and my father had just finished burning a big pile of leaves.

The pile was mostly ash and it wasn't smoking or anything by the end of the day and I thought it was nothing but cold ash, so I dived in feet first. Boy was that a retarded thing to do. :x
 
I've been pretty lucky- this may I tore the trifibrocardial complex in my right wrist jumping over a couch. A few months of wearing a splint is pretty bearable compared to that leg D:
 
I got hit in the head with a rock, but I was wearing a helmet. But its still questionable whether or not it did any daaaamaaage
 
I dislocated my knee a couple of years back.

That's about it.
 
toaster leigh said:
At least you can be glad it wasn't a lion who was giving you a blowjob?
Yeah that's right I can make obscure references that no one else will get
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More like he should be glad he wasn't giving a lion a blowjob when he sneezed!
 
when i was fairly young i touched the tip of my pecker to the end of a blow dryer...just to see what happened. i burned the tip.

true story.
 
Broke my 5th metatarsal, by walking on very uneven paving.
 
Tyguy said:
when i was fairly young i touched the tip of my pecker to the end of a blow dryer...just to see what happened. i burned the tip.

true story.
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I have this image of the end sealing shut as if you'd cauterised a wound.
 
toaster leigh said:
Okay, I have to admit that, in my bygone youth, I once pressed the tip of my tongue to a very hot metal lampshade out of a morbid curiosity. I think it's understandable.

But your penis? God damn it. Why? Just, why?
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i was completely naked and it was just hanging there..i had the hair dryer in my hand..one thing led to another, what can i say? :(
 
Safe to say you're an idiot. But damn it now I want to try it.
 
Nothing big but i Fractured my ankle.I also Chipped my elbow.I had a fractured ankle all the way threw Chirstmas.I was very sad.:(
 
I broke the nail on Samon's left index finger.
 
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