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    Comment on the above person's sig

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    Disgrace to myself

    Demand for Immediate Take-Down: Notice of Infringing Activity http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1944747&postcount=43 CASE #: 21786 26 June 2006 Dear Sir or Madam, Farrowlesparrow has received information that the domain listed above, which appears to be posted from accounts...
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    The Cat in the Hat : A Freudian Analysis

    :frown: if you want to talk about penises, you can go to politics
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    My Beeeeeeautiful Voice

    you're a most prettiest girl
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    Hello Virgina

    "Hello Virginia." It was the first time in three years that I had seen her, her sparkling blue eyes, her Californian blond hair, and her generic Valley-girl fake tan. How different she was from the last time I saw her. Her voice was different, either from joy or stress, I could not discern. My...
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    Final Pre-load Now! :)

    No it's all there, the commentary folder contains 115 .wav files ranging alphabetically from 3stepapproach.wav to zombinemusic.wav for a total of 68 megabytes. Yeah, that seems about right.
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    Armless driver.

    Haha yes, this excellent story reminds me one time of my handsome handicap youth where I overcome great obstacles and through great effort learn to beat my own disability. It happened many years ago, when I was younger and more foolish than I am now. It was in the hot summertime, the sun blazing...
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    Half-Life 2: Episode One Gold!

    It's on www.filefront.com. No waiting in damn lines. It's also only a few seconds long. edit: Well, it does have some new music.
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    Think I have a shot with a teacher?

    I have a warning for you. A dire and meaningful warning that I have wrung out from the depths of my soul to bring to you. It all began late one sexy afternoon out in the countryside. No, in the cityside during the summer. You see, I had been suffering from an iodine deficiency at the time and my...
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    The new BK theme. I AM MAN!!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=S1tpZFymL5o edit: It's a parody of "I am Woman" by Helen Reddy. There's a deeper meaning to it than this. I won't tell you what it is, but I can tell you that it's not being serious. Use the critical analyzing skills you learned in school.
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    are gunshots supposed to echo when fired outside?

    In recent years, I myself have wondered this too so I did ever so chancingly exactly a month ago did drop off at a local gunfire shooting range. I had chosen an excellent rifle with a loud exitence of ammunition allowing for easily noticeable echoing and brought some excellent commerical sound...
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    I had a revelation

    I came into this thread believing some random person on the Internet was suddenly enlightened into becoming the next Mohandas Gandhi and would usher in a new age of enlightenment and equality for all human beings through acts of peaceful civil disobedience. They would spread peace throughout the...
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    What do i need to make mods?

    Hello, my name is Paul Weine and I am the senior resident tenured designated mod development FAQ consult here on these forums. I'm happy to report that I am going to be holding some mod development lectures at the University of Wisconsin later this May, more detail to arrive in the following...
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    Freegames

    Hello, I am called Raul and I would like to personally thank you for this endearing financial opportunity. After several years of being confined in my uncle's dark and damp basement, being forced to work as a slave both physically and sexually, I was released by American policemen who found me...
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    Friend just bought and DLed HL2 ... French!? WTF!

    Settings -> Language.
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