Recent content by Jack_Karverboy

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    urghhh im dying blaaaahhh

    go to freetranslation.com, translate "Help I have pneumonia", print out or write it down, go to doctor. Easy peasy.
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    Hnd!

    Sounds like he deserves it but I don't recommend joining in. It's not really worth it. It's bad enough that your friends are going to do it.
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    Your nationality/ethnic background

    The red hair makes people automatically think that I'm Irish. And they would be right. Well, I'm one fifth Irish. The rest is Scottish, English, German, and French. I don't really know, but there may be a bit of Welsh in there too.
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    Short Story Contest! [ENTRY THREAD]

    Wrote this, dunno how well it fits but you might enjoy it anyway EDIT: For some reason this site is replacing the quotes with question marks, hopefully its still easy to read I woke up, and immediately knew something was strange. Perhaps it was the fact that my heart was racing, and that my...
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    Waterworld

    What are you guys talking about? That movie kicks ass.
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    If Obama gets elected

    I don't like Obama. He has the ability to dazzle the stupid people (which is most everybody in the country) but other than that, I don't see how what he has going for him. He can spout off about "times of change" and make everyone think he is a hero and get excited about him. That he has gotten...
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    Office Spaced 2

    So I was sitting at work. I work for Ion Storm, and I was making a level for Daikatana IVVX and suddenly my computer beeped and like shut down. Then some beeotch entered my cubicle while I was trying to troubleshoot and she was like, "Hey I gots a prooblem wit my puter. Plx cum hlp me." So I...
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    PICTURES (v. Sept 22, 2006)

    Miisterrr Anderson
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    The worst birthday present ever (and best prank ever)

    If it was the same excecpt all of you guys were girls, it could be made into a Lindsay Lohan movie, I bet. Maybe Amanda Bynes.
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    Idiot gamer of the day

    Ignorant to the max.
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    Horror movie recommendations...

    Monster Man! It's a horror movie parody I guess but it's the best movie ever
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    Best Finale

    I definitely agree with Half-Life 2. The only other one I can think of at the moment is Serious Sam: The Second Encounter. The last level was awesome.
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    We are all going to die.

    "will smash protons into one another at unimaginable speeds trying to replicate in miniature the events of the Big Bang." Sounds like we have nothing to worry about guys.
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    We are all going to die.

    Resonance cascade! D:
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