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[Rizzo]

Another acceptable zombie wepon whould be a machete. A machete.
And the only thing better then a katana, whould be two katanas. Dual wield bitches.

**** you and your cricket bats. What's there to say you could one hit kill a zombie? Your batting away, somtimes missing, hitting shoulders, getting eaten alive, while I slice them up like butter. Like butter.

 

[McGooTheWise]

The only real defense against zombie hordes:

Yes. A toy machine gun.

 

[MFL]

http://humansvszombies.org/

 

[Au-heppa]

You all got it wrong.

How to survive Zombie Apocalypse:
1. Get infected without your survivor "friends" knowing
2. Wait until you have barricaded yourself in
3. Let the infection take affect and become a zombie
4. Let your new zombie friends inside
5. Eat the humans
6. Gain popularity in the zombie community

 

[The Monkey]

You mean the railway gun, or the Landkreuzer? Because the railway gun did see combat.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwerer_Gustav

The Landkreuzer. Although that image seem to be mistitled. That looks more like a Landkreuzer P. 1500 Monster than a Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte. :farmer:

It would be awesome if they build one of those, preferably the 1500 tonnes, to see if it actually works. Why can't Mythbusters do that?

 

[MJ12]

Another acceptable zombie wepon whould be a machete. A machete.
And the only thing better then a katana, whould be two katanas. Dual wield bitches.

**** you and your cricket bats. What's there to say you could one hit kill a zombie? Your batting away, somtimes missing, hitting shoulders, getting eaten alive, while I slice them up like butter. Like butter.

I can't wait until the zombie apocalypse so I can watch all you ******s using katanas and machetes ****ing die.

You can instantly tell who just jumped on board the zombie fad when their idea of survival involves 1. Machete 2. Katana 3. Chainsaw.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

When the apocalypse comes, I'm taking all of you with me...

...to safety! None of that lone survivor nonsense.

 

[FISHY CRACKERS]

You all got it wrong.

How to survive Zombie Apocalypse:
1. Get infected without your survivor "friends" knowing
2. Wait until you have barricaded yourself in
3. Let the infection take affect and become a zombie
4. Let your new zombie friends inside
5. Eat the humans
6. Gain popularity in the zombie community

7. PROFIT!

 

[The Monkey]

I bet a flying tank would kick the shit out of zombies.

Stalin knew what was coming.

 

[Viperidae]

I will laugh when you're all getting mobbed whilst holding your puny melee weapons.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ievbU3xIYGQ

Slow moving targets? Against my buck and ball?

 

[Remus]

It would be awesome if they build one of those, preferably the 1500 tonnes, to see if it actually works. Why can't Mythbusters do that?

The biggest land vehicle that is close in size to the German super tank is the crawler used to move the space shuttle and it's rocket boosters.

All they have to do is mount a few high caliber guns on it and we're in busyness

 

[VirusType2]

All they have to do is mount a few high caliber guns on it and we're in busyness

Or a gigantic ****ing space cruiser capable of leaving the Earth's atmosphere and doing any number of things once there.

Like mysterious face melting lasers.

Actual footage:

 

[Rizzo]

I can't wait until the zombie apocalypse so I can watch all you ******s using katanas and machetes ****ing die.

You can instantly tell who just jumped on board the zombie fad when their idea of survival involves 1. Machete 2. Katana 3. Chainsaw.

Hey now. I have been katana guy for a long god damn time. I where also in to tanks for a while, but deemd them unsafe.

 

[A2597]

depends on what kind of zombie we're talking about. Against the slow moving ones, a Katana is a perfect choice. unless virus spread just by blood, and not say, a bite.

Now, fast zombies, or other varients...maybe not. But the best offence in most cases is a good defence.

 

[Rizzo]

Katanas and swords in general are the perfect wepon of choice against any foe. Exept perhaps another katana. That whould get... Tricky.

 

[MJ12]

depends on what kind of zombie we're talking about. Against the slow moving ones, a Katana is a perfect choice. unless virus spread just by blood, and not say, a bite.

Now, fast zombies, or other varients...maybe not. But the best offence in most cases is a good defence.

Katanas and swords in general are the perfect wepon of choice against any foe. Exept perhaps another katana. That whould get... Tricky.

Remind me to not team up with either of you under any circumstance during the zombie apocalypse.

Edit: Wait, I may use you as a distraction.

 

[VirusType2]

Friends become useful obstacles to slow down zombies.

 

[staticprimer]

depends on what kind of zombie we're talking about. Against the slow moving ones, a Katana is a perfect choice. unless virus spread just by blood, and not say, a bite.

Now, fast zombies, or other varients...maybe not. But the best offence in most cases is a good defence.

You'd last maybe one day in the real zombie apocalypse.

 

[Naudian]

They key to surviving a zombie apocalypse is telling everyone else that they would suck at a zombie apocalypse.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

ITT: not enough image dumping. So here's a comic where a baby gets killed.

 

[L3N!N]

**** it. If you don't click this link, you are missing out.

Okay, not really but still-

http://ffffound.com/image/8eeb4888ddf44306edb2faee111f1baff9bf7ad2

 

[CyberPitz]

**** it. If you don't click this link, you are missing out.

Okay, not really but still-

http://ffffound.com/image/8eeb4888ddf44306edb2faee111f1baff9bf7ad2

fixt.

 

[L3N!N]

fixt.

Using my old computer, can't be arsed to download Firefox and use my sly methods.

And thank you

 

[Darkside55]

Against the slow moving ones, a Katana is a perfect choice.

Damn it I know--at least I hope--Rizzo is joking around, but you might ACTUALLY be serious, in which case you are DEAD. Do you understand? You are DEAD if you try using a katana against zombies.

 

[Warped]

girl in the mirror or skull?? i saw the skull first

i hate this one! imagine playing games and then looking over and seein this near your arm

this reminds me of trippin balls

cat or mouse?

 

[BlueWolf72]

 

[kineaesth]

 

[VirusType2]

No wonder everyone became alcoholics.

 

[VirusType2]

 

[Darkside55]

Is there something about those images I'm supposed to get?

 

[DEATHMASTER]

The first tower on the hill is pretty cool

 

[VirusType2]

Is there something about those images I'm supposed to get?

) have a close look at the clock face.

) The mouse wheel activates a music box - the mechanism anyway. I thought it was creative.

 

[Darkside55]

I don't see it.

 

[VirusType2]

They used IIII instead of IV.

EDIT: I thought they were morons, but I just saw this:

IIII vs IV

The notation of Roman numerals has varied through the centuries. Originally, it was common to use IIII to represent four, because IV represented the Roman god Jupiter, whose Latin name, IVPPITER, begins with IV. The subtractive notation (which uses IV instead of IIII) has become the standard notation only in modern times. For example, Forme of Cury, a manuscript from 1390, uses IX for nine, but IIII for four. Another document in the same manuscript, from 1381, uses IV and IX. A third document in the same manuscript uses IIII, IV, and IX. Constructions such as IIIII for five, IIX for eight or VV for 10 have also been discovered. Subtractive notation arose from regular Latin usage: the number 18 was duodeviginti or “two from twenty”; the number 19 was undeviginti or "one from twenty". The use of subtractive notation increased the complexity of performing Roman arithmetic, without conveying the benefits of a full positional notation system.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_numerals#IIII_vs_IV

 

[FISHY CRACKERS]

Unfortunately because HL2.Net censored the link, I had to get a captionless one, the original would have said "I ****ING LOVE COLORING!!!"

I found these, and i HAD to.

 

[Lizardizzle]

You mean the railway gun, or the Landkreuzer? Because the railway gun did see combat.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwerer_Gustav

Because no oe's going to read it, Here's a piece from the page

Landkreuzer P. 1500 Monster Project
Main article: Landkreuzer P. 1500 Monster
The Monster was to be a 1,500 tonne mobile, self-propelled platform for an 80-cm K (E) gun, along with two 15 cm sFH 18 heavy howitzers, and multiple MG 151 auto cannons. It was deemed impractical, and in 1943 was canceled by Albert Speer. It never left the drawing board and no progress was ever made. It would have easily surpassed the Panzer VIII Maus (heaviest tank ever built) and the Landkreuzer P. 1000 Ratte (Also never built, although one twin 280 mm gun turret has been rumoured to have been completed) in weight and size.

 

[giant384]

 

[PJ]

Lol at durex!

Reminds me of this:

 

[Lucid]

 

[MJ12]

Lol at durex!

Reminds me of this:

I don't really get it tbh D: